(Link is back online)
Link: ......
Link: Another day... another god damn day....
(Revali is back online)
Link: ...
Revali: Nope.
(Revali has gone offline)
Link: .... freaking bird
(Link has gone offline)
(Zelda is back online)
(Mipha is back online)
Zelda: Um....
Mipha: Hi... Princess...
Zelda: Hey Mipha
Mipha: ....
Zelda: Okay, listen.. this isn't going to get us anywhere
Mipha: What do you mean Princess?
Zelda: Link.
Mipha: Oh
Zelda: Yeah so... look... I don't like how things are between us now. It really isn't fair
Mipha: I'm listening
Zelda: Link... he's stressed so much with his work, our love quarrels only multiply it
Mipha: You're right...
Zelda: I've been thinking a lot about it lately
Mipha: Me too
Zelda: It isn't fair for him, or for any of us
Mipha: ... yeah.....
Zelda: But...
Mipha: ?
Zelda: Although.... although I love Link with all my heart...... I just...
Mipha: ..
Zelda: I know... he... will be... so... so much happier....... with you
Mipha: ....
Zelda: Please, I don't want to ruin our friendship all because of jealousy... I just want things to go back to what they used to be
Mipha: Do you.. really mean that?
Zelda: Every word
Mipha: ..
Zelda: I've made up my mind last night. I cried about it, but I know it's the right thing
Mipha: Princes... I......
Zelda: Please, you can just call me Zelda :)
Mipha: ... <3
(Urbosa is back online)
Mipha: Hey Urbosa! ^-^
Zelda: Heya!!
Urbosa: Sav... sa.... what is this?
Zelda: What do you mean?
Urbosa: I scrolled up a little and... just... wow... Princess...
Mipha: It's okay, we talked about it
Urbosa: I'm proud you learned to let go
Zelda: Aww thank you :D
Urbosa Of course!
Mipha: I'm happy now that we're all h-
Zelda: Since you're here Urbosa.. I would like to discuss you and Mr. Banana Freak himself
Mipha: .... I spoke too soon....
Urbosa: Do we have too...?
Zelda: Take advantage of the fact it's only us girls here
Urbosa: But....
Zelda: One question only. Why?
Mipha: I'd like to know that too....
Urbosa: Do you really want to know?
Zelda: I need to know.
Urbosa: Well... Revali... he, um...
Zelda: Go on. I'm writing all this down
Urbosa: He... we... when's it's only us two alone.. we.. talk differently
Mipha: ?
Urbosa: Revali... although a pain sometimes.. he's really nice and funny towards me
Zelda: Really?
Urbosa: Yeah.. and his sense of humor.. it's actually.. attractive.. besides his usual dark jokes on here
Mipha: Dark.
Zelda: So, is that it?
Urbosa: I don't know how to explain it. He's also been the only... guy I've actually gotten to know personally
Zelda: I mean, that makes sense
Mipha: Awww owo
Zelda: That doesn't make sense though. You two hate each other here... like heavily dislike
Mipha: True....
Urbosa: I uh, well... he doesn't know that I might've had feelings for him so...
Mipha: ?
Urbosa: When Revali is around others.. he seems to change, I don't know why. He becomes really aggressive and mean-spirited
Mipha: Mean-spirited?
Zelda: Asinine in other words
Mipha: Ahh
Urbosa: That's when I lose my patience with him and... let my feelings get confused
Zelda: This should be an interesting entry in my diary
Urbosa: Princess... please...
Zelda: Haha, no.
Mipha: Urbosa, why haven't you at least told us about it? We could've helped.
Zelda: What about the Gerudo?
Urbosa: ... I never told anyone that.. much less my people. I'm afraid what they will think of me
Mipha: Just be happy with who you want to be with. Don't let other's opinions discourage you <3
Zelda: Yeah.. what Mipha said
Urbosa: ..... But what if Revali...
Zelda: In that case, it can be both a good thing, but also a bad thing.
Mipha: ....
Zelda: And I'm heavily accenting on "good thing"
Urbosa: Oh well.... wait
Mipha: ?
Urbosa: I don't want the others to read all this!!!
Zelda: Ah
Mipha: Oh dear....
Zelda: Don't worry ;)
(Zelda has cleared previous chats)
Zelda: I learned a few more tricks
Urbosa: Ha... you're a lifesaver
Mipha: ^^
(Daruk is back online)
Zelda: Just in time...
Daruk: ?
Zelda: Oh, nothing :)
Daruk: Okay.. what's up girls?
Urbosa: Kinda bored actually
Mipha: Me too...
Daruk: It has gotten really quite around here ever since that... um.. incident
Zelda: Yeah.. cough
Mipha: Don't worry, me and Zelda made up earlier
Daruk: Really? That's news >.>
Mipha: <3
(Revali is back online)
Urbosa: Ahh
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Revali: ?
Mipha: ...
Revali: Oh... right, I remember.
Zelda: Wait Revali, it's not like that!
Daruk: I'm just gonna relax and watch everything unfold. Anyone else that wants to join is invited :)
Mipha: .....
Revali: She's here too...? This is hella awkward
Mipha: Um...
Zelda: Omg QUIET FOR ONCE AND LET ME EXPLAIN!!!!
Revali: No need to be rude
Zelda: .....
Daruk: XD
Zelda: Listen, I just want to break down this... no, it's not a triangle...
Daruk: Hexacontakaienneagon?
Mipha: ..........
Daruk: The holy polygon with 69 sides
Zelda: Um....
Revali: What the hell Daruk? Now you too?
Daruk: :D
Zelda: Anyway.... whether you know it or not, we know you like Mipha
Mipha: ....
Zelda: Like really like her
Daruk: To the point where you wanna have kids
Revali: DARUK
Daruk: Heh, sorry mate
Revali: Do I have to be here?
Mipha: Yes.
Revali: ......
Zelda: And I know someone else that has feelings for you too
Revali: Yeah yeah.... Miss Genie in the Lamp... I heard last time loud and clear
Zelda: Actually, let me go get her
(Zelda has gone offline)
Revali: Bruh...
Mipha: ....
Revali: So um, Mipha? How.. are you?
Mipha: Good... I tried Cucco for lunch today. It tastes kinda like fish
Revali: ......
Daruk: Damn.
Revali: ......
Mipha: ..
Revali: .....
Daruk: :)
Revali: ......
Mipha: Are you okay?
Revali: Another... fellow brother... has fallen prey to................
Mipha: Oh, sorry about that
Revali: It's okay..
(Zelda is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Do I have to be here???
Zelda: You have no choice.
(Link is back online)
Zelda: Oh, hey Link
Link: .....
(Link has gone offline)
Zelda: Okay, that went smooth. We don't need him anyway.. at least now
Revali: Dramatic sigh intensifies
Zelda: So Revali, why... do you... gosh this sounds weird.. why do you like Mipha?
Revali: ... is that a question?
Daruk: It's an undisputed fact
Zelda: Yes, I'm asking you
Revali: Well.... Mipha... she...
Mipha: It's okay Revali, I won't get mad
Revali: Mipha... was the only.. person who actually... acted like a close friend..... she never.. ya know.. acted like a jerk to me, even if I was one..
Daruk: Again, damn.
Mipha: ..
Revali: To tell the truth.. I always view myself as the weakest Champion here.. the least worthy. I just... to be able to represent your people as a heroic figure in Hyrule, it's really.. stressful. There were plenty of other candidates out there that were better then me but.. no, I was chosen.
Zelda: Why didn't you open up to us? Were your friends...
Revali: I couldn't bring myself to.. but I did try to prove myself worthy to you all... like when I invented Revali's Gale..
Mipha: You did that... just for us?
Revali: Yeah...
Daruk: Once again, Damn.
Zelda: Daruk...
Revali: But then came Link in the picture.. and he outperformed me in everything... my new move was literally nothing when he came along. I was... so... so... jealous.. he was a better Champion than I'll ever be. That's why I always acted so... like a jerk around here..
Zelda: ........ where does Mipha sit in all this?
Revali: I'd often turn to her for advice and... comfort since she was the nicest person to me whenever I needed help.. I guess..... I got thinking
(Link is back online)
Revali: ....
Daruk: Welcome back little guy
Zelda: Link?
Link: Go on Revali.
Revali: I'm sorry.... Mipha
Mipha: For what?
Revali: I kept causing drama between you and Link just for my own selfish reason... I didn't want to lose to him again.. when it came to feelings
Mipha: Hey, it's alright. We all make mistakes.. that's where forgiveness comes into play
Zelda: Yeah :)
Revali: You.. really mean that?
Link: I guess?
Revali: .....
Revali: And Urbosa?
Urbosa: O-O
Revali: Thanks for... you know. I never imagined someone would have feelings for someone as low as me
Urbosa: ..
Mipha: My heart!!! ❤
Zelda: Aww
Urbosa: Revali... I...
(Saria is back online)
Link: ?
Zelda: Oh, hello Saria!
Mipha: Hiya! ^^
Saria: Huy evuyone!!!
Link: Sis.. what.. where are you?
Saria: I'm wit Paya rit now! Wer playun hide an seek!!!
Zelda: I bet it's a lot of fun sweetie
Urbosa: Yeah...
Link: So.. um...
Saria: Oh yuh, speekig of bruder, I fond anoder Skeika Slate undr his bed!
Link: JW*@#%O jen%@&xos Ha@%@
(Link has gone offline)
Zelda: Wait what?
Daruk: Link has another Skeikah Slate?
Saria: Mhm! I'm goin thru his picturs now!!
Zelda: Interesting...
Mipha: ....
Revali: So this guy thinks he can get away with another tablet eh?
Daruk: >:)
Zelda: Saria... sweetie... could you perhaps tell us what pictures your brother has?
Urbosa: Yes please
Saria: Oh.. I've bun scrollin fur a whil an it's only Mipha picturs so far... not evun haf waiy der
Mipha: !!!
Zelda: Really??
Saria: Yuh! A lot!!!
Revali: Holy damn.
Daruk: Indeed lol
Zelda: Thank you Saria ^^
Urbosa: I wonder how long he had it for?
Zelda: A while I'm guessing, judging by the quantity of Zora pictures in it
Mipha: ........
Zelda: Don't worry, I'm not mad <3
Mipha: Thanks..
Saria: Oh um.. Paya is abut ta find me.. got to go! Bye!!!
Urbosa: Take care honey
Zelda: Bye!
(Saria has gone offline)
Mipha: Hey...
Daruk: Hm?
Mipha: Why is Link here...?
Revali: >.>
Zelda: What do you mean?
Mipha: I'm sitting on Vah Ruta's trunk and... he's swimming out here...
Daruk: I'm getting butterflies in my stomach
Urbosa: ?
Revali: It means he's hungry
Urbosa: Oh.
Mipha: He's... coming up here....... wait.. is that my Zora.. Armor?
Revali: I'm lost
Daruk: Same here
(Mipha has gone offline)
(Sidon has come back online)
Urbosa: Ohh hey Sidon! :D
Sidon: Hello!
Revali: Yo
Daruk: What's up big guy?
Sidon: Well um.. I was chasing Link.. but I couldn't catch up
Zelda: ?
Sidon: I kept tripping on my dorsal fin and holding this stupid tablet
Urbosa: Awwwww 😁
Zelda: Why were you..?
Sidon: Link just came into the Zora Domain out of nowhere and went to Mipha's room
Revali: Pervert....
Sidon: And came out with sis's special armor....
Urbosa: Um....
Sidon: So I followed him all the way to the pier and... wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT
Zelda: ?!?!
Revali: The suspense is killing me
Sidon: Mipha and Link are on Ruta's trunk... and... and...
Zelda: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Sidon: Link got down on one knee
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: Omg...
Sidon: He.. seems to have opened a small box... sis is.... she looks like she's about to die
Revali: ....
Daruk: It's okay man
Revali: ........
Sidon: Now she's jumping up and down excited
Zelda: Is this.. what I think..?
Sidon: They're hugging
Revali: Okay.
Sidon: They're looking at each other
Revali: Maybe too much information?
Sidon: They're kissing.... holy... I've never seen anyone kiss like that
(Revali has gone offline)
Daruk: XD
Zelda: Omg omg omg omg
(Sidon has gone offline)
Urbosa: DID HE JUST?!?!?!
Zelda: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
Daruk: owo
Urbosa: OUR LITTLE HYLIAN HAS PROPOSED TO OUR TENDER SUHSI!!!!
Zelda: I think I'm about to cry :'D
Urbosa: I MUST GO THERE RIGHT NOW!
Zelda: I'm coming too!!
(Zelda has gone offline)
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Daruk: Damn.
(Daruk has gone offline)