Jade groaned as another dumb horny teen skipped her. she shook her head and clicked next.
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YOU BOTH LIKE CATS, YEET, SPIDERS, MUSIC AND DYING HAIR.
You: hey hey
You: damn thats a lot of things
Stranger: i know right??
Stranger: you seem interesting lmao
Stranger: m20
You: thats hella fuckboy greeting but whatever f20
You: where are you from?
Stranger: s korea yolo
You: WOAH NO WAY
You: me too
Stranger: EY TURN UP
Stranger: so wyd baby girl?
You: ew dont call me that
Stranger: why not
You: idk its weird
You: anyways whats ur name weirdo?
Stranger: im Mingi but u can call me daddy
You: can u chill a lil
Stranger: sure thing babe
You: i would skip u but ur my age we live in same country and u like spiders lol
You: actually about that
You: FIRST PERSON THAT LIKES SPIDERS
Stranger: IKR THEY'RE SO UNDERRATED
Stranger: LIKE ADORABLE LIL BABIES
You: RIGHT??
You: anyway my name is jade wuss good
You: and i live in seoul
You: and my hair is dead from dying it too much
Stranger: wow
Stranger: soulmate tingz?
Stranger: cause same mami
You: U DYE UR HAIR TOO?
You: WE GOTTA MEET ONE DAY AND DYE EACH OTHERS HAIR
Stranger: YASS
Stranger: IM SO DOWN
You: holy yeet
You: U ALSO LIKE CATS
You: BOI MARRY ME
Stranger: FUCK YE
You: nah im just playin
Stranger: wow ur cruel
You: huh👁👄👁
You: wdym cruel my middle name is innocent
Stranger: wait really?
You: ofc not are you dumb
Stranger: holup
Stranger: wats ur first name
You: Jaeden but u call me that and i'll turn ur penIS into penWAS
Stranger: CAN I USE THAT JOKE PLS
You: SURE IG WHY WE YELLIN
You: anyways i gotta go smack my brother to make me food i'll text u on snap
You: whats ur at
Stranger: its mingdaddy
You: ah yes of course
You: mine's dumbitchjae
You: ADIOS DADDIOS
You: SKJFNSUNF IM SO FUNNY
You: who am i kidding i suck
You: anyways bye
Stranger: bye lol
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Jade clicked skip and made sure to add both Yunho and Mingi in sc. they both seem stupid but she likes them so far.
she got up after adding them, but not until she made sure both of them added her back. she left her room and went to Jimin's
"bitchacho get the fuck up and make me food" she smacked his ass cause he was laying with his stomach down.
"wow what a nice sister i have. full of manners" Jimin swatted her hands away and returned to playing games.
"listen here loser" Jade sat next to Jimin on his bed. "you either make me some food, or i'll tell mom you snuck out last friday" she smirked evilly. Jimin blinked slowly, making plans of murdering her in his head but he couldn't do anything in this situation since he knew if Jade promised something she would fulfill it. he got up from his bed and turned to Jade with aggravated expression. Jade on the other hand was too amused to notice that.
"what would you like to eat, your majesty?" Jimin hissed through gritted teeth. Jade gave him her sweetest smile, one that would soften anyone, even Jimin. "i would like some noodles with tteokbokki please" she blinked innocently and Jimin sighed. "bitch" he muttered under his breath as he got up to leave his room
"wait" Jade jumped up from his bed too and hung on his neck, well, because Jimin was significantly taller than her. "thank you Jiminie" she giggled and gave him a kiss on a cheek. Jimin smiled defeatedly and patted her head "its fine. i was gonna make myself food anyways" he tickled her a lil so Jade would let him go and made his way downstairs, smiling to himself. he has a soft spot for his sister, even if she's a lil devil.
"you're the best Jiminie" Jade yelled from upstairs and closed the door of her room after entering it. she plopped on her bed and opened her laptop again. to be honest, Jade got a little bored of omegle so she closed her laptop and yeeted it across the bed. it almost fell, giving Jade a mini heart attack. she sighed in relief when laptop laid peacefully on the corner of the bed, like half of it wasn't dangling off the edge. Jade grabbed it and put it on her nightstand.
"isn't the food ready yet?" she asked herself as she got ready to yell. "JIMINIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" not so long after she heard a yell from downstairs "IM FACETIMING MY FRIEND AND COOKING FOR YOUR ANNOYING ASS" she tsk-ed "BE QUICK" she yelled back and opened her phone, deciding to text Yunho cause why the fuck not. that dude is fun as fuck.