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DREAM
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You:
Hey Dream :)))))))))
Dream:
Hello, how are you today?
You seem oddly intriguing.
You:
Lololol
You:
Nothing bad or good really
happenned but guess what?
Dream:
What?
You:
I've finally found the perfect dumb
pick up line that involves your
name in it :))))))))
Dream:
I see, is this why you are oddly
cheerful today?
You:
Hmm, that and probably because
I got some good food today.
Dream:
Well, if that's the case, I am
glad you are having a good day.
You:
Okay but do you want to hear
the pick up line I made for you?
Dream:
I deeply apologize, my system
will not be able to single handedly handle your disgrace so therefore
I will have to refuse your offer.
You:
:(
Dream:
...
Dream:
Ignore my previous statement,
please proceed to state your
'pick up lines.'
You:
LOLOL Okay so,
You:
I haven't had any dreams lately,
do you wanna be mine?
Dream:
are you okay with having
nightmares instead?
Dream:
Because I will make you scream.
You:
okay you got a point..
You:
that was actually pretty good...
You:
But I won't stop making bad pick
up lines though
Dream:
I am positive that your 'pick up
lines' may be able to win a
prize for being undeniably awful.
You:
Damn, the truth hurts but at least I
got a win for something right?
You:
Anyways, this is getting too far so
match me up with someone, Dream!
Dream:
Are you sure you would like
to be matched with someone?
You:
Yes
Dream:
Why don't you stay for a good
span of time to learn more about
this app?
You:
Well, I don't really read or listen
to rules so, no thank you.
Dream:
Are you sure you don't want
to stay a bit longer?
Dream:
Talking to strangers is a
very dangerous thing.
You:
Well I mean, the app is basically
made to talk to strangers
You:
idk what's your deal man.
Dream:
There is n̸̝̾o̷̭͆ ̶̜͂d̵͉͋e̷̘̕a̷͈͆l̶͕̾, I just want y̷̜͒o̶̡͗u̸̬͋ ̷
to realize ý̷͇ọ̸̕ȕ̵̳'̶͎̓r̸̼̋e̵̘̎ ̵̯͝ș̶̚ä̶̡́f̵̰̽e̵͇̓ ̵͕́h̸͓͝é̵̜r̵̗̽e̸̥͆.
You:
Uh, Dream..?
You:
Your texts are.. glitching???
Dream:
.̵̘̈.̴͕̍.̵̳̒
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You have ḿ̴̢a̵͈̿t̷̡̎c̵̘͝ḫ̸̕e̸̤̚d̴̻͘ with the ṳ̷̓s̴̻͋e̶͙͒ř̴̖
S̷̿̉̕ă̶p̸͋ń̴̃̆̏a̶͊̏̇p̵̧̨̟̞̼̟̈́̿̊͊ͅ
Would you like to start a c̶̢͂ö̴̖n̵̥̓v̷̛̹ĕ̷̫ṛ̵́s̵̟͛a̴̰͐t̷̙̕ĭ̵̧ŏ̵̳ń̷̮?̸̜̽
[̶̧͆ ̶͙̚Ȳ̸̤e̷̺͑s̵͈̄?̷͓̑ ̸̰͝]̷̻͛ or [̶̧͆ ̶͙̚Ȳ̸̤e̷̺͑s̵͈̄?̷͓̑ ̸̰͝]̷̻͛
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What's going on?