(Sidon is back online)
Sidon: Hey... are any of you guys coming? There's only one Champion here.. what's his name..
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Yeah?
Sidon: What's your name?
Revali: ....
Sidon: ?
Revali: Revali.....
Sidon: Cool! Than-
Revali: Shouldn't you help your sister?
Sidon: Oh.. yeah, I probably sh-
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Hey you two!! Hi Sidon!!!
Sidon: Hi...
Revali: Hurry along now Urbosa
Sidon: Okay, I'll leave.. I just hope sis knows how to heal Link...
Urbosa: .. wait... what?
Revali: >.>
Urbosa: Wait... WHAT?
Sidon: You didn't know what happened to Link?
Urbosa: I did but, REVALI said that your sister healed him!!!
Sidon: No... she's desperately trying right now to stabilize the blood loss
Urbosa: Then.... that... means......
Revali: o.o
Urbosa: REVALI.
Revali: Yes sir?
Urbosa: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE???
Revali: Huh?
Urbosa: WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?
Revali: I didn't lie, I... might've exaggerated the details just a tiny bit
Urbosa: A TINY BIT?!
Revali: Hey, if it made you get here faster, then my job is done
Urbosa: I SWEAR BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN I WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY
Revali: Lol 😂
Sidon: ...?
Urbosa: Actually... WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE FROM THEN?
Revali: Geez, calm down girl XD
Sidon: Maybe I should leave...
Revali: C'mon Gerudo Queen, I have hundreds of pictures of those two
Urbosa: You're.... hideous
Revali: I'll take that as a compliment
Urbosa: Ah, there you are, perched on Ruta's trunk. Say your prayers bird
(Urbosa has gone offline)
(Sidon has gone offline)
Revali: I might've overdone that 😂
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey you guys, I'm making my way over the bridge right now
Revali: What's good big guy?
Daruk: Um... are you at Ruta?
Revali: Yeah I... oh crap, Urbosa is right here
Daruk: ?
Revali: I GOTTA GO
(Revali has gone offline)
Daruk: Huh, I hope everything is okay there
(Daruk has gone offline)
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(Time Skip: Two hours)
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(Paya is back online)
Paya: Um...... hello.....?
Paya: Hello.....?
Paya: Maybe I should...
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Paya? PAYA SWEETIE!!
Paya: H-Hi Urbosa...
Urbosa: Are you okay there??? Is anyone hurt?!
Paya: Yes... our village was spared from any destruction.. plus the guards were ready to fight to the death
Urbosa: Well I'm very glad to hear that! 😁😁😁
Paya: ...
Urbosa: I meant the part where your village was spared
Paya: Oh, okay..
Urbosa: ^^
Paya: Are you all doing okay?
Urbosa: Um, of course! We ran into some problems along the way but uh, everything is fine!
Paya: .....
Urbosa: ...
Paya: Is Link okay?
Urbosa: Why would you be asking that sweetie?
Paya: Oh... I um... was just curious..
Urbosa: Ahh...
Paya: You don't...
Urbosa: Don't worry, I won't tell anyo-
(Revali is back online)
Paya: ??
Urbosa: WAIT HOW ARE YOU STIL-
Revali: I LIVED
Urbosa: B-But... I made sure to break you up for good!!!!
Revali: BUT 'CHA DIDN'T
Urbosa: DAMN IT!!
Paya: .....
Revali: Hmm, lovely conversation you've been having there Paya
Paya: Wait... I c-can explain!!
Revali: And another beautiful screenshot to add to my collection :)
Paya: No no no!!! Don't tell anyone!!!
Urbosa: REVALI
Revali: You didn't say please
Paya: PLEASE!!!
Revali: Ehhh, I change my mind
Urbosa: That's it, I'm coming up there and I'll rip your beak off too this time
Revali: Whoa whoa whoa there, we're supposed to act cordial and wel-
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Revali: ....
Paya: .......
Revali: I'm scared
Paya: ... I should... maybe check another time..
(Paya has gone offline)
Revali: 😱
(Revali has been disconnected)
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(Time Skip: Ten minutes)
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(Saria is back online)
Saria: Link? Link!!!! Anyun?!
(Mipha is back online)
Saria: Mupha!!!!
Mipha: Oh! Hello Saria!!
Saria: Wut is hapunin???
(Link is back online)
Saria: LINK!!!!! :D
Link: Heya sis!
Saria: Omg omg omg ar yu okaiy?!
Link: Of course sweetie, your big brother is always okay, especially with Mipha by my side
Mipha: Link... I'm not tha-
Saria: Can she bu my mom????
Link: .......
Mipha: ......
Saria: Prutty pleaz!!!!! I prumis to be a gud gurl!!!
Link: Um...
Mipha: Saria honey, that's very sweet but you need a father as we-
Saria: Link cun be my daddy!!!!
Link: .....
Saria: He cun be my daddy and big bruder!!!!! :D
Mipha: Well now... I uh... I don't know...
Link: No promises
Saria: I dunt care!!!
Link: Okay okay, I'll see what.. we can do. Anyway, I just want to make sure you're safe right now
Saria: I'm safe ovur here
Link: Good... that's good.... stay put then
Saria: How much longr do I huv to wait untl you com???
Link: I'll be there in a few hours.. I just have unfinished business to attend to
Saria: Okay....
Link: I love you sis, stay safe and listen to what the others say
Saria: ....
(Saria has gone offline)
Link: Hey.. sorry about that...
Mipha: It's okay 🤭
Link: So did you let your father know you're safe?
Mipha: Yeah.. he was crying when he saw me..
Link: I'm sure he was stressed beyond measure
Mipha: .... Link..?
Link: Yeah?
Mipha: T-Thank you... for coming for me... if it weren't for... I would've..
Link: I guess I should also thank you for.. basically saving my life back there too
Mipha: Oh, that...
Link: How'd you even manage to bring me back anyway? From everyone's reaction, the situation must've been grim
Mipha: Well I di-
(Sidon is back online)
Sidon: DID YOU SEE THE AWESOME PICTURES MIPHA TOOK ON HER SHEIKAH SLATE?!?!
Link: ......
Mipha: What are you talking about Sidon?
Sidon: Just look at this one!! Link looks so awesome facing that stupid thing in the middle!!!
Sidon:
Link: What in...
Mipha: Oh...
Link: Did you......?
Mipha: I couldn't help but take one shot of you when you came to my rescue
Link: Well... that's a good one there.. I guess I do look pretty cool XD
Mipha: :)
Sidon: OMG THIS LOOKS EVEN BETTER!
Mipha: I'm confused, how did you get your hands on these?
Sidon: I went through your Sheikah Slate while you were crying over Link
Mipha: I had a password on it...
Sidon: That was easy to guess! You should put a better one honestly
Mipha: .....
Sidon: Iwant_to_marrryLink was pretty easy to crack
Link: ............
Mipha: Sidon.... you and me are going to have a long talk about privacy
Link: ....
Sidon: Ooh! Here's that other one I saved on my Slate!
Sidon:
Mipha: Wait, what?
Link: Huh?
Mipha: I don't remember taking that photo
Sidon: Who cares? It looks awesome!!!
Link: Maybe you were about to take one but dropped it?
Mipha: No... I never remember touching it since that last picture....
Link: ....
Mipha: .....
Link: I'm slightly concerned
Mipha: .....
Sidon: Oops, Muzu is calling for me. I guess I'll see you two later then!
(Sidon has gone offline)
Link: ....
Mipha: I'm coming over there right no-
Link: Hold up...
Mipha: ?
Link: Where's Zelda?
Mipha: Um...
Link: Where is she??? Is Zelda okay?!?!
Mipha: I heard she was containing Ganon or something...
Link: WHAT
Mipha: .....
Link: I'M GOING THERE RIGHT NOW
Mipha: Wait! You're still very weak from everything that happened!!!!
Link: I DON'T CARE! I HAVE MY DUTY TO COMPLETE!
Mipha: ....
Link: I'm sorry..
Mipha: Please... please don't die
Link: ....
Mipha: I don't want to go through that pain and heartache again.. please....
Link: I promise
Mipha: ...
(Link has gone offline)
(Mipha has gone offline)
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(Time Skip: One hour)
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(Urbosa is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
Urbosa: Hey! Has anyone seen Link?
Daruk: Um... no? I thought he remained at the Domain with you guys
Urbosa: He isn't anywhere to be found!
Daruk: That's impossible. He couldn't just get up and walk out of there in his condition
Urbosa: Exactly what I was thinking!
(Mipha is back online)
Urbosa: Mipha! Do you know where Link is?!
Mipha: ....
Daruk: Are you hiding something from us? Come on... were like family....
Mipha: Link... he went for Ganon....
Urbosa: EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
Daruk: Oh no
Urbosa: We have to go help him!!
Daruk: Good idea, we'll all meet at our respective Divine Beasts an-
Mipha: Where's Revali anyway?
Urbosa: I folded him into an origami airplane. He can fly home now
Daruk: .....
Mipha: ... okay
Urbosa: Oh come on! That bird brain had it coming!
(Link is back online)
Mipha: Link!!
Urbosa: Sweet Naboris, you had us worrying for you!!
Daruk Hey little guy...
Link: No worries, I already took care of Ganon
Mipha: W-What?
Urbosa: This isn't time to play pranks Link
Link: Well, technically I wasn't the one who defeated him
Daruk: I'm confused
Urbosa: So am I
Link: I got a bunch of Cuccos to follow me
Daruk: O-O
Link: Once that bastard hit one of them, they all tackled him in a violent frenzy
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: Um...
Link: I swear a million of them little devils just randomly spawned with us inside the castle
Daruk: So... what does that leave you at?
Link: Oh yeah, they also turned on me after devouring him
Mipha: !!!!!!
Urbosa: I'm coming over to make sure you're mentally sane
Link: Don't worry. I got teleported outside a field then.. it felt weird
Daruk: Actually... wait, I see something near Hyrule Castle.. and it's big
Link: That's supposed to be Ganon too
Urbosa: WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?
Link: Ganon turned into some fat pig
Daruk: Looks like some type of rhino
Link: Pig
Daruk: Rhino
Link: Pig
Daruk: Rhino
Link: Pig
Daruk: RHINO
Link: Pigno
Daruk: Fair enough
Urbosa: I have seen enough. I'm coming over there Link, stay put
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Daruk: ...
Mipha: Um...
Daruk: What are those flashy streaks being projected at Ganon.. I mean that Pigno?
Link: Some bow fell from the sky and hit me in the head
Daruk: ?
Link: Apparently it's some holy weapon meant for defeating Ganon. Zelda keeps babbling stupid nonsense in my head
Mipha: She's talking to you?
Link: Somehow. She keeps bugging me to stop thinking of red Zoras and to focus on shooting Ganon
Mipha: .... red Zoras?
Daruk: I'm sure she meant nothing
Mipha: .........
Link: Haha!! There you go, he's down!!!
Daruk: No... wait... he's... transforming into some... black smoke
Link: .....
Mipha: ......
Daruk: ....
Link: Hey hey hey HEY HEY! IT'S ZELDA!!
Daruk: Where?! Where?!
Mipha: ???
Daruk: Link! Watch out! He's coming straight for you!!!!
Mipha: LINK?!?!
(Link has been disconnected)
Mipha: LINK!!!!!!
Daruk: .....
Mipha: DARUK?! WHAT DO YOU SEE?!
Daruk: ....
Mipha: ANSWER ME OR I'LL TEAR YOU APART
Daruk: Um... some.. massive explosion of light and... I can't really see.. wait..
Mipha: .....
Daruk: There's nothing left. Just... two people....
Mipha: What?
Daruk: I can't see Ganon anymore
Mipha: Wait.. so that means...
Daruk: I think Link just saved us all
Mipha: ...
(Mipha has gone offline)
(Daruk has goes offline)