(Link is back online)
Link: Hello...? Wait.....
(Link has changed name to Zelda)
Zelda: Hey everyone! It's me Zelda!!! Are any of you still online?!?!
Zelda: Anyone?!?!? Link is hurt really bad!!! Hello???
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(Time skip: Twenty minutes)
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Zelda: Somebody please answer!!! I need to know if yo-
(Sidon is back online)
Zelda: SIDON YOU'RE ONLINE???
Sidon: Princess???
Zelda: What's going on over there at the Domain? Is Mipha okay?!
Sidon: I... I don't know... Ruta... it....
Zelda: The Divine Beast? Is something wrong with it????
Sidon: I... it started stomping around and acting really scary....
Zelda: That.. doesn't make sense
Sidon: Yeah...... a bunch of our guards are trying to get inside but they can't figure a way in.....
Zelda: ....
Sidon: Is Link okay?
Zelda: He..... almost died trying to.. protect me
Sidon: What?! Linky almost died!!!??
Zelda: Guardians surrounded us and one of them... Link... he tried...
Sidon: !!!!!! HOW IS HE???
Zelda: I... wait, Link!! H-
(Zelda has gone offline)
Sidon: Zelda? Zelda??? What's going to happen to my sister?!
Sidon: Zelda...? Anyone....? Help.....😥😥
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(Time Skip: Ten minutes)
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(Revali is back online)
Revali: Hello...?
Revali: Anyone...
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: REVALI!!! IS IT REALLY YOU???
Revali: The one... and only sweetcheeks
Zelda: Are you okay?!? Are the others oka-
Revali: I. Don't. Know.
Zelda: B-But ma-
Revali: I DON'T KNOW DAMN IT. EVERYONE ELSE MIGHT BE DEAD AND I MIGHT JOIN THEM TOO
Zelda: .......
Revali: Please... I'm in no mood....
Zelda: .....
Revali: ..
Zelda: Are you hurt?
Revali: My left wing is mangled beyond description and my right wing is broken in several spots
Zelda: How are you still.... still fighting?
Revali: I... I'm hanging off the side of Medoh.. this creature is also suffering though
Zelda: Oh..
Revali: It's a matter of.. who will finish
Zelda: Please.. take care of yourself there...
Revali: I will. How are you fairing?
Zelda: I'm... shouldn't you be focusing on the battle? I don't want to distract you
Revali: Nah, this babe model knows how to do things, unlike some others
Zelda: Well... okay then...
Revali: Is Link doing fine?
Zelda: Funny that you care about him now
Revali: I still have surprises up my sleeve, don't I?
Zelda: He... he was supposed to be taken to the Shrine of Resurrection
Revali: Whoa WHOA WHOA, EXCUSE ME???
Zelda: It got really bad here....
Revali: I can tell that, but what do you mean by "he was supposed to?"
Zelda: Mipha... she... she managed to send one last message to us where she..
Revali: For crying out loud spill it out!!! I don't have all day here!!
Zelda: Mipha was slowly losing consciousness... her sight getting dizzy
Revali: ...... if only I could defeat this punk and then fly over to her
Zelda: Well... when Link heard that.. he got onto a horse and rode towards the Zora Domain
Revali: Hmph, he really wants his precious sushi that much?
Zelda: .... yeah, but.. I tried to convince him not to go... he could barely walk and his foot was broken in several places
Revali: Music to my ears
Zelda: It's not a laughing matter Revali
Revali: Hardy har har
Zelda: ....
Revali: Anyway, what about you?
Zelda: Two Sheikah guards came to help us... Robbie and Symin
Revali: Mhm
Zelda: I told them to ride out to Urbosa and tell her soldiers to help if possible
Revali: And where does that leave you then?
Zelda: I...... unlocked my sealing powers
Revali: ......
Zelda: .....
Revali: ......
Zelda: Um....
Revali: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME. OUT OF ALL THE TIMES.
Zelda: .....
Revali: I COULD BE SITTING IN A HOT TUB RIGHT NOW, DRINKING A SMOOTHIE AND NOW YOU'VE DECIDED T-
Zelda: I didn't get to choose this!!!! Just try to understand the situations I'm in!!!
Revali: ... so?
Zelda: .. sorry... what I was trying to say...
Revali: Go on
Zelda: I'm going to keep Ganon at bay... and maybe slow down the destruction
Revali: Finally som-
(Mipha is back online)
Revali: Mipha???
Zelda: MIPHA!!!!
Mipha: Is...... is Link there...?
Zelda: No..
Mipha: Oh.. I only wanted to say a few words to him.. or maybe just one...
Revali: He's on his way to see you
Mipha: W-What...?
Zelda: Link is going to try to get you out of there
Mipha: Ahh... that's... that's nice...
Revali: Just hang in there girl
Mipha: Are you two o-okay?
Revali: Yeah?
Zelda: I guess so...
Mipha: I'm happy to hear.. that....
Revali: Hey hey! Stay with us!!
Mipha: I... I can't swim anymore... can't escape...
Revali: MIPHA JUST HANG IN THERE, LINK IS COMING!!!
Mipha: I... I can't see straight anymore...
(Mipha has been disconnected)
Revali: DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT ALL!!!!!!
Zelda: ......
Revali: That's it, I'm ending this clown right here right now
Zelda: Revali.. be careful
Revali: I am, which is why this tablet will go zooming off Medoh
Zelda: Hey!! It's a valuable piece of history!!!
Revali: Haha, goodbye Princess
(Revali has been disconnected)
Zelda: .....
(Zelda has gone offline)
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(Time Skip: Fifteen minutes)
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(Zelda is back online)
(Zelda added Robbie to Champion's Hangout)
(Zelda added Symin to Champion's Hangout)
Zelda: .....
(Symin is back online)
(Robbie is back online)
Zelda: Hey you two!!
Symin: Princess!
Robbie: Are you safe? Any assistance needed over there!
Zelda: I'm fine.. just helping some of the locals to escape
Robbie: Ah.. that's good to hear
Zelda: How are you two holding up with the Gerudo?
Symin: They were all in a state of fear and confusion when we arrived
Robbie: Luckily, they listened to what we had to say and now every single guard has made her way to Naboris
Zelda: I'm... that's splendid to hear.... I hope Urbosa....
Symin: Do not worry Princess, I'm sure she's managing just fine
Robbie: Yeah.. were just a bit more concerned about you and Ganon....
Zelda: I'M DOING JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Robbie: ....
Zelda: Just make sure Urbosa gets out of Naboris safely... that's all I'm asking...
Symin: Of course
Robbie: You have our word
Zelda: Alright.....
(Zelda has gone offline)
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(Time Skip: Thirty minutes)
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(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Hello? Anyone else online? I'm done evacuating the last of the survivors....
Zelda: .....
(Sidon is back online)
Zelda: Sidon?
Sidon: It's me... Link...
Zelda: Link?!?!?
Sidon: I had to take a short break here with Sidon... my lungs were about to collapse from all the running
Zelda: I thought you took off with a horse...?
Link: It couldn't make it all the way, so I had to run
Zelda: Oh...
Sidon: ....
Zelda: ...?
Zelda: .....
Zelda: Link?
Sidon: Ah... sorry... my chest just sent a sharp surge of pain
Zelda: Ahh please be careful!!!!
Sidon: Don't worry... I just wanted to check on you, that's all
Zelda I..... thank you Link... I'm doing well over here
Sidon: I'm happy to hear that... I'll be seein-
Zelda: Link..?
Sidon: Yeah?
Zelda: If there's still a chance... save Mipha....
Sidon: ......
Zelda: I know she loves you with all her heart... and I would hate for you to.... for us.. to lose her
Sidon: ......
Zelda: It's okay Link... I'm not jealous anymore
Sidon: Thank you.... Zelda....
Zelda: Of course.. now go..
Sidon: Goodbye.. though... I have a feeling that....
Zelda: ?
Sidon: This might not end well for me...
(Sidon has gone offline)
Zelda: What...?
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(Time Skip: Two hours)
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(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: HEY GUYS!!!!
Daruk: HELLO????
Zelda: D-Daruk?!?! H-How???
Daruk: I.... I...
Zelda: What happened??? I didn't hear from you at all!!!!
Daruk: A bunch of my brothers grew uneasy back home and they came to see what was going on
Zelda: .....
Daruk: The foul beast... was about to end me but.. my buddies.. they all tackled it
Zelda: Really???
Daruk: Yeah.. it didn't even last five seconds
Zelda: I'm so delighted to hear!!!! :D
(Revali is back online)
Daruk: YO REVALI!!!
Zelda: Wait wait wait..
Revali: HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S UP MY GOOD PEOPLE???????
Daruk: ARE YOU ACTUALLY OKAY?!
Revali: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!
Daruk: :D
Zelda: I thought.. but...
Revali: Oh yeah... I did throw my Sheikah Slate off Medoh but Kaneli saw it fall and caught it
Zelda: Ahhh
Daruk: Haha!!! That's lit!!
Revali: Definitely! Several of the Rito warriors then came up and put out the forcefield!
Zelda: .....
Revali: They all unleashed complete hell on that sucker :)
Daruk: What do you know? Same thing happened to me!!
Revali: Really??? This day has only been getting better and better!!!!
Zelda: I think... I'm going to cry..
Daruk: Why's that Princess?
Zelda: I thought you guys were... gone... forever... it was so hard not to break down...
Revali: Hey now, it's all over.. we're here with you
Zelda: Yeah but... Urbosa.. what about her?
Daruk: I don't know about tha-
(Urbosa is back online)
Zelda: !!!!!!!!!!!
Revali: Whoa, is it the one and only Miss Genie herself?
Urbosa: Sav'saaba everyone!!!!!
Zelda: OMG OMG OMG URBOSA IS THAT YOU?????????
Urbosa: The one and only sweetie!! 😁
Zelda: You guys....
Urbosa: ^^
Revali: We sure put you through a rough time, no?
Daruk: Poor girl...
Zelda: ..... I'm.... I just can't....
Urbosa: There there honey... I'll come on over once I recover
Revali: Actually, what happened to you anyway? From when we last talked.. you were pretty much a goner
Urbosa: Zelda's two Shiekah guards rallied up my soldiers and they managed to climb in through spots in the ceiling
Revali: I thought it's basically impenetrable when it closes on you
Urbosa: Those Shiekah men knew a few things about my Divine Beast
Revali: Makes sense I guess
Daruk: That's awesome to hear then!!
Urbosa: Yeah... it sure was a close call
Zelda: ....
Urbosa: Where's Link and Mipha though?
Zelda: Link... he went to help Mipha but.. I haven't heard from either....
Revali: They're probably too "busy" if you know what I mean
Urbosa: If your wing isn't broken enough to text, I'll make sure to tear it off your body
Revali: Ha ha ha, very funny
Daruk: Okay you two.. come one, may-
(Mipha is back online)
Urbosa: Oh?? Mipha???
Mipha: Somone help!!!!
Zelda: ???
Daruk: What's going on?
Mipha: Link! He... he's... he's dying!!!!
Zelda: No NO NO NO!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Urbosa: Ahh! I'm coming right away!
Daruk: Same here!!
Mipha: He.... he tried to save me and...
Zelda: SPILL IT OUT ALREADY!!!
Mipha: The creature.... impaled him to the wall with the spear and.... then started stabbing him multiple times.....
Zelda: CAN'T YOU HEAL HIM?! YOU MUST BE ABLE TO HEAL HIM?!
Mipha: I'm too weak.... I can't heal a basic scratch.... Muzu is trying but....
Urbosa: I'll bring my personal doctor along as well!!!!
Zelda: HE... DON'T LET HIM DIE! I CAN'T LET HIM GO OUT ON ME LIKE THIS!!!
Mipha: It's... all my fault...
Daruk: Hey... everything will be alright... just take a deep breath an-
Mipha: I have to go... I can't take it anymore... his screams are.... too much...
(Mipha has gone offline)
Zelda: NO NO NO NO!!!
(Zelda has gone offline)
Urbosa: Hang tight over there!!
(Urbosa has gone offline)
(Daruk has gone offline)
Revali: Phh, just when I was about to munch on my mum's cookies...
(Revali has gone offline)