Google Search Fails

By ryan_snow

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This contains stories based on Google autocomplete fails that I felt needed to be turned into stories. More

Jesus Stop
Oh no
Chicken Nuggets
I am a vacuum
The Supermarket
Life Goals
Harrison Ford is forever alone
Facebook
One of us
Credit Cards
Comic Sans
Walruses
Ties R Us
Naruto Why?
Shampoo
500 Reads?!
Pi
Worms are yummy
600 reads help
ahh
Parakeets
Beards
Advice
Jesus hath returned
Netflix
1k
Q&A?
This chapter has almost nothing to do with the google search... sry ;-;

Potato

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By ryan_snow

Google search: I can count to potato

I ran up to Mapleleaf who was randomly walking down the street.

"OMG GUESS WHAT!" I yelled.

"WHAT?!" Mapleaf asked.

"I can count to potato!"

"Really?1 How?" She asked.

"1, 2, 7, Michigan, Nagito Komaeda, potato." I accurately counted.

"OMG THAT'S AWESOME!" She yelled.

"I KNOW RIGHT?!" I yelled.

Then I threw a potato at some random person and walked away.

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