Shuri + Peter = Vines.
(Texting)
Tin Can
Hey kid do you want to come the the tower this weekend? King T'Challa and some of his friends from Wakanda are coming.
Yes! I'd love to!
Cool. See you Monday.
~TIME YEET~
Happy was already waiting outside Midtown when Peter walked out. He hopped in.
"How was your day Happy?" Happy slid the divider up. "Why do they even call you Happy?" Pete mumbled.
They got to the Tower and FRIDAY told him to go straight to the helipad. When he got there, a very advanced ship was landing.
He walked up to Tony, "Those things make our quinjets look like prototypes."
Tony laughed. "I know kid."
T'Challa shook Steve's hand. Then he walked over to Tony and pointed at Peter. "Who's that?"
Tony pointed at the girl next to the king that looked about the same age as Pete, "Who's that?"
"Go ahead and introduce yourselves." Bruce said.
Peter smiled. Gotta make a good first impression. "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-"
The girl interrupted,"Stop, stop, stop. Where?"
Peter couldn't contain how excited he was. Everyone else looked lost (except Wanda, she gets a few) "Hmm?"
The girl was holding in laughter too but she kept up the act. "Where's the B?"
Peter put on a very panicked voice, "There's a bee?"
They burst out laughing. Then the girl looked Peter dead in the eyes. He returned the serious stare. "Nate, how are those chicken strips?" She asked.
"Fuck your chicken strips."
"Road work ahead?"
"Uh yea, I sure hope it does."
"How do you know what's good for me?"
"That's my opinion."
"How much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"Hurricane Katrina?"
"More like Hurricane Tortilla."
The girl broke the state and burst out laughing again. Then she held out her hand. "Sup. I'm Shuri."
Peter smirked. "What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read."
Shuri giggled, "Now you're just showing off."
He laughed. "I'm Peter Parker."
Steve looked around for answers. "What just happened?"
Peter and Shuri laughed at Steve's oldness.
Peter ran up to the door and opened it for Shuri. It was pretty sweet until he said, "Welcome to Chili's."
Peter ran off with Shuri to the lab and the other Avengers, Black Panther in tow, went to the commons floor to catch up.
~TIME SKIP~
"Peter and Princess Shuri have been in the lab for a while." Steve says a bit nervously.
"You're right." Tony said. "I'll go check on them.
Just then the elevator dinged. Peter and Shuri came running out with fully functioning lightsabers.
They started screaming in perfect unison, "Don't fuck with us! We've got the power of god and anime on our sides! AHHHH!"