(Urbosa is back online)
(Zelda is back online)
Urbosa: Hey Princess, I suspected you couldn't respond to my messages
Zelda: Yeah... my Sheikah Slate has been acting a bit unusual lately
Urbosa: Well we can always chat here
Zelda: I suppose.. so what did you want to ask me? ^^
Urbosa: Are you free tomorrow afternoon?
Zelda: As far as I know, yeah. Father didn't say anything concerning my training.
Urbosa: Splendid! I want you to help turn Revali into a scarecrow
Zelda: Sorry, a what?!
Urbosa: A scarecrow. He crossed the line again.
Zelda: Of course he did... what did Miss Banana Beak do this time?
Urbosa: Several rumors were spread throughout Gerudo town yesterday... something about me being in love with a certain Rito.
Zelda: Let me guess, that Rito was none other than our Revali?
Urbosa: Yes, the entire situation was a complete nightmare
Zelda: How did the rumour even start in the first place?
Urbosa: Oh, it was none other than Revali and his dirty schemes
Zelda: Why am I not surprised. We can do it tonight if you want to, I can bring some sleeping pills
Urbosa: Perfect, we're going to finally enjoy ourselves at his suffering
Zelda: Yeah... though you might want to delete the messages now or something before he sees them
Urbosa: Already did ;)
Zelda: ^-^
(Link is back online)
Zelda: Hi Link!!!
Urbosa: Sav'saaba Link
(Link added Paya to Champion's Hangout)
(Link added Sidon to Champion's Hangout)
(Link added Purah to Champion's Hangout)
Zelda: Um, okay...?
Urbosa: Link, what are you doing?
(Sidon is back online)
Urbosa: Hold up a second...
Sidon: Ooh hi everyone!!!
Urbosa: IT'S THE LITTLE ZORA!!!!! :D
Zelda: Awww it's actually him!!
Sidon: Hey, I'm not little!! I'm a big Zora!
Urbosa: Heh, alright little... I mean big guy, whatever you say!
Sidon: :D
Zelda: So how are you doing Sidon?
Sidon: Aww today is a blast! Link came over to visit us!
Zelda: He did?
Sidon: Yeah! Me and my sister are just hanging out with him at the Lake!
Urbosa: He sure is really impressive at typing so well...
Zelda: That's nice to hear... um... how are you texting on the chat?
Sidon: Well.... Link...
Link: Gave him a Shiekah Slate.
Zelda: A what?!?!
Urbosa: I didn't know there were more
Zelda: Where did you get another Link???
Urbosa: Um... he's not responding
Zelda: Link, answer me you Hylian!!!
Urbosa: A bit unnecessary...
Link: Impa.
Zelda: Oh... okay, makes sense I guess.. sorry..
Urbosa: Who's Impa again? I'm losing my marbles here...
Zelda: She's a member of the Sheikah Tribe... you know, the descendants of those engineers that built the Divine Beasts and Guardians
Urbosa: Ah, I remember now!
Sidon: Hey Link, let's play tag with sis! I bet you can't catch up to us this time!
Link: ^^
(Link has gone offline)
Zelda: ........
Urbosa: Don't worry Princess, I'm su-
(Link is back online)
Urbosa: Nevermind.
Link: Shh... Link's in the water with Mipha. I got on his tablet :D
Urbosa: Why would you do that?
Link: He keeps blushing when looking at his tablet, I want to find out why.
Zelda: Ooh, I'd like to see this!
Link: Ohhhhhh... I see why!!!!
Urbosa: What is it dear?
Link: I knew it! She likessssssss him!!!
Zelda: Who...?
Link: Yikes! Link and Mipha are running at me! I'll send it really quick!
Zelda: Send wha-
Link:
Zelda: .........
(Link has gone offline)
Urbosa: Princess.....
Zelda: .....
Urbosa: I thought you two were joking last time about sending suggestive photos to him but.....
(Mipha is back online)
(Link is back online)
Mipha: What was Sidon doing on... your....
Link: .... sweet Hylia...
Mipha: I um, forgot about that one.. I thought you deleted it or.....
Link: I'm screwed.
Zelda: LINK! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
Link: I can ex-
Zelda: YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH A FISH
(Revali is back online)
Link: .......
Revali: I don't know what's going on, but please continue
Zelda: HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Urbosa: Zelda please, perhaps this is all a misun-
Revali: Nah, I'm actually enjoying this :)
Mipha: I'm gonna kill Sidon
Revali: That's right!!! Wait, who's Sidon again?
Zelda: HER LITTLE BROTHER WHO THANK HYLIA, SHOWED ME THAT PICTURE
Revali: What pic..... oh...... I see!!!
Link: End me.
Revali: Mipha finally bringing out the real stuff here!!! Nice and spicy!!!!
Mipha: .......
(Purah is back online)
Purah: Yes! It works!!
Link: Not now....
Zelda: ..... Purah?
Urbosa: Who is...?
Zelda: Another Shiekah member
Purah: Brilliant! It looks like photos can be shared as well!
Revali: We knew that long ago doofus
Zelda: Um... please excuse...
Purah: Eh, who is this Revali?
Urbosa: You don't want to know.
Purah: Hmm, oh well then.
Zelda: What are you doing here?
Purah: Link added me to your chat, no? Or was that an accident?
Link: No....
Purah: I also wanted to show you a surprise Princess!
Zelda: I'd love to see it...
Purah: Alright, click snap!!
Purah:
Zelda: What?! How?!?!
Link: !!!!
Revali: Hate to break it to you but... this chat ain't PG enough for you sweet cheeks
Zelda: She's older than you Rev.
Revali: What?!
Urbosa: I think he's slow to understanding it, like usual
Zelda: Could you explain, Purah?
Purah: I'm experimenting how to make myself look younger, yet retain my actual age.
Urbosa: I'm a bit confused, sorry.
Purah: No worries! I don't know much myself... the potion should wear off soon anyway.. I wonder if I can make it last forever?
Zelda: Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up!
Purah: Of course, I'll be off to experiment some more. Have a great one!!
Zelda: Bye!
Link: ... bye..
Urbosa: ^^
(Purah has gone offline)
Zelda: Now where was I?
Revali:
Revali: Maybe this shot I took the other day can rekindle some of that action
Mipha: !!!!
Link: Damn you...
Zelda: .....
(Daruk is back online)
Zelda: LINK WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Link: It's not wha-
Mipha: Princess please....
Daruk: Yeah, I'm out of here.
(Daruk has gone offline)
Zelda: At least now I know where you spend all your free time now!
Urbosa: Zelda, why are you so upset over them spending some time together?
Zelda: Because... because...
Revali: You want to have kids with him?
Zelda: I LIKE LINK!!!
Link: ....
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: We kinda knew that Princess
Revali: But you do act like a spoiled brat about it. Keep up the performance though!
Urbosa: Shutup!!
Revali: :p
Zelda: I just.. is it so wrong to have feelings for someone?
Link: Maybe if you acted more mature about the issue.. maybe then I would act differently too.
Mipha: .....
Revali: He's finally talking.. the shocks!
Zelda: W-What?
Link: Mipha never made a big fit about the problem before.. she just acts normal.. which attracts me to her
Zelda: ......
Link: Don't get me wrong, I still like you as a friend but, you have to let go of those jealous feelings first.
Urbosa: He's right. Give it a rest for a few days, then start fresh. It's not like they're getting married or something
Revali: Or are they???
Mipha: ......
Revali: I thought so ;)
Mipha: I mean, I don't mind if they end up together. I'm just happy to spend time with Link.... together...
Zelda: .....
Link: You have to change first. I'm telling you all this, as a friend would.
Zelda: .... ok....
(Paya is back online)
Urbosa: What now?
Link: Paya?
Paya: Um... hi Link...
Revali: Who's this chick?
Link: Hey... did the experiment actually work?
Paya: Yeah...... the aging potion worked perfectly...
Urbosa: Wait, what's going on?
Link: You know Purah?
Urbosa: I guess.. she said that she used some potion to make herself look younger so...
Zelda: ....
Link: Yesterday, Purah told me she was working on another potion that can rapidly increase someone's age, making them older.
Zelda: So Paya is actually...?
Link: You remember her mom, right?
Zelda: Yeah, didn't she have a little baby...?
Link: Bingo, you're on the same track now
Revali: What are you all rambling about here?
Urbosa: Pay attention pip squeak
Link: Paya, are you with Purah now?
Paya: Yeah....
Link: Quick, tell her to take a picture of you and send it to us!
Paya: Okay.....
Mipha: Link?
Link: Yes Mipha?
Mipha: Is sh-
Paya:
Link: Oh....... wow.....
Paya: Do I look... okay?
Link: You look.... amazing.. I never thought that....
Mipha: .....
Revali: You hear that?
Urbosa: What now?
Revali: That's the sound of jealousy... from two individuals
Zelda: ......
(Mipha has gone offline)
(Zelda has gone offline)
Link: Was it something I said?
Urbosa: Definitely something you said
Revali: My boy still has that kick in him.. I'm so proud...
Paya: Maybe I shouldn't...
Link: No no, you're fine!
Paya: Maybe another time..
(Paya has gone offline)
Link: Damn it.
(Link has gone offline)
Revali: So.... look who's left alone with good old Revali!
Urbosa: Ugh, get lost you freak.
(Urbosa has gone offline)
Revali: Aww come on! I was about to say something nice!
(Revali has gone offline)