I did only Overwatch 1 characters, so no Overwatch 2 characters. (sorry Sojourn stans)
This is a more updated version of the first one, I just figured I'd revamp some of the old jokes while I added new ships. There are some ships that I think about more in depth, using what I think makes up their personality traits.
Part of me has died when trying to summarize these ships, and I almost gave up entirely on trying. But, I took the two puzzle pieces and jammed them together. Some rare ships can be made shippable, while some should remain a mystery to the internet and never be put together under ANY circumstances. Maybe, you'll come out of this with new ships. Or maybe you'll just appreciate your ships even more.
For the sake of my sanity, I'm not gonna cover every possible ship. This is going to act as me adding in Baptiste, Sigma, and Echo into the mix with some other rare ships I forgot to add last time. I hope you can manage to enjoy this and find your ships or new ships you never thought about.
Ana76 (Ana and Soldier 76): Death fakers. They both faced a lot of hardships because of Overwatch and have lost loved ones due to their jobs keeping them busy. A friend to lovers kind of thing. There's tension to be together, but they're both skeptical to be open about how they feel in fear of losing their friendship.
Anahardt (Ana and Reinhardt): One nano boost is all it takes. They have fought together and never paid much attention to how close they really were; mainly due to their jobs. It wasn't until they were separated that they then realized how much they really cared for each other. They're hesitant, mainly because of Fareeha either accepting them or rejecting them, but all they really want in their old age is to have someone they know will fight with them to the very end.
Ashefist (Ashe and Doomfist): What happens when Talon and Deadlock do a fusion dance. Both admire the other's efforts to their career. Ashe probably doesn't initially agree with Doomfist's 'humanity evolves from war' philosophy until he uses a lot of examples that make her change her mind. From just vibes alone, they don't seem like a couple who is very affectionate. Instead, they see how the other can provide a specific need towards their cause and use it. So... a very weird business relationship where they go out to dinner parties on occasion.
Ashezo (Ashe and Hanzo):A straighter version of McHanzo. They both come from broken families, the only difference is that Hanzo is more traumatized by it. Because of their rich backgrounds, they could understand each other to an extent. However, Hanzo won't approve of Ashe being a gang leader and try his best to push her to do greater things with her talents. All to which will be failing efforts because Ashe is stubborn when it comes to doing what she wants. It's a bitter love sort of thing; where they both see each other's potential and want to push each other to do better, but to no avail.
BriCree (Brigitte and McCree):Torbjorn does NOT approve. Any family dinner at the Lindholm household would probably be like a reenactment of the Shrek 2 dinner scene with Brigitte as Fiona, Torb as the king, Ingrid as the queen, McCree as Shrek, and Reinhardt as Donkey. It would be an interesting dynamic if you look past the age of the characters, because McCree probably misses having a family now that he's living those lone cowboy vibes and Brigitte is probably drawn to people she wants to help (I mean, she's hanging out with Reinhardt who gets into trouble 99% of the time).
Bunnyribbit (D.va and Lucio): Futuristic animal themed kiddos; probably noobs when it comes to any form of intimacy. Hand holding is what they're comfortable with and the nice side hugs, but probably took them a few weeks of dating just to kiss each other on the lips.
Coldhockey (Lucio and Zarya): Workout playlist. Zarya would be very encouraging, kind of like a Nike poster with that famous line. Lucio is a hype man, and lives off of those good vibes. Even when it comes to doing something inhumanly possible, Lucio just needs to hear Zarya cheering him on and he will legit do it. Outcome can be either good or bad, but Zarya is always there to pick him up when he needs to be rushed to the ER.
Cyborgbunny (D.Va and Genji): D.Va igniting Genji's competitive spirit that most people thought died when Hanzo diced him like a tomato. This competitive spirit pushes the other to give it their all, which is mostly a good thing.
Dae.va (Dae-hyun and D.Va): An alternate ending to the Shooting Star animatic. Dad-Hyun has something the other ships don't: knowledge of how D.Va works. He is able to recognize when she needs help and encourages her that he is there for her. Even through the friend zone, he is willing to help out D.Va when she's being reckless.
Doombra (Doomfist and Sombra): Sombra kissing ass to the higher ups. I can only see this as that they're both using blackmail on each other to force the other to go on a date. This whole game probably goes on for most of their relationship, and becomes an inside joke.
Doommaker (Doomfist and Widowmaker): Black and blue like a bruise. Widowmaker giving zero fucks because she legit has nothing left in her life to care about. Doomfist could try to replace that hole in her life, and she'll let him think he can, but she will never forgive Talon for what they turned her into.
Doommetra (Doomfist and Symmetra): A couple with two different ideas coming together like water and oil. They're like two parents arguing on a family road trip in the car, making everyone question how they ended up together. I mean- they have no respect for each other. Probably got married in Vegas on accident but don't want to spend the money on a divorce.
D.rat (D.Va and Junkrat): Two kiddos yelling at each other but it's a competition to see who can yell the loudest. They annoy the hell out of each other, making everyone suffer with their silly arguments. But, they're just having fun.
D.Vanzo (D.Va and Hanzo): Mr. Fredrickson and Russel. I'm not even gonna try to go in depth with this, just watch the movie Up.
EcCree (Echo and McCree): McCree turned her on; literally. Echo wants to better understand relationships toward two people, so she asks McCree out to better understand how they work. They both go out, and he treats her like a gentleman the entire time, answering any of her questions. The experiment never ends.
EternalGlitch (Reaper and Sombra): The non cannon reason why Reaper trusts Sombra. Probably a secret that Reaper doesn't want anyone knowing about and will kill anyone who does. Sombra could care less if anyone knows, and teases him that she would tell on him.
Fitsya (Doomfist and Zarya): They have muscles and they're known to flex. A lot of bragging about fitness techniques. Other than that... They both hate each other because of their jobs.
Gana (Ana and Genji): When Genji finally stays still.
Gency (Genji and Mercy): The only popular ship in the fandom that isn't gay. The whole 'I saved him and now we're dating' trope. A ship that is the most strongly implied with voice lines, especially in Storm Rising.
Genjame (Genji and Widowmaker): The Booty Gang ™.
Genzarya (Genji and Zarya): The story of how Zarya found out Genji was half human. Would be cool if this were a ship, but Zarya's racist against anything that looks like an omnic.
Gravityhacker (Sigma and Sombra): Foot virus.
Hackrat (Junkrat and Sombra): Computer mouse.
Hanmei (Hanzo and Mei): Hanmei a gun so I can put myself out of my misery for most of these rare ships make me question my sanity.
Hanmer (Hanzo and Mercy): Mercy if she didn't like to date the guys she healed.
Hanmetra (Hanzo and Symmetra): Criticizing everyone... together. People don't really know that they're dating until they say that they are dating. Everyone thought that they hated each other the entire time.
Hanzomaker (Hanzo and Widowmaker): Snipers with dark pasts ™ . This ship can be described as a scandalous dinner date between rivaling factions. They sneak out of the party and do the dirty in a private area. Then, one of them leaves with something that will surely slow the other down in order to fulfill the mission they were supposed to do.
Harmonnerf (D.va and Zenyatta): Zenyatta would just be emotional support after D.va rage quits.
McAna (Ana and McCree): Ana teaching McCree more than just how to aim better. I hate that I had to type that.
McAshe (Ashe and McCree): MCCREEE UNTIE ME MCCREE (Kinky shit right there). Man, this ship is for the ones with the guilty pleasure of the love-hate relationship tropes. Ashe hating McCree for leaving the gang, but misses having him around. McCree hating Ashe for using her ambitions to create chaos but does want to hang out with her like they did in the old days.
McDva (D.Va and McCree): Red Dead Redemption 2.
McMercy (McCree and Mercy): Mercy convincing McCree to quit smoking. I'd see this as Mercy acting like a Mom to McCree. He hasn't felt cared for in a long time, so deep down he likes it but doesn't want to admit it. He repays the favor by letting Mercy know when to go to bed during her late office hours or handing her some coffee. Just being there for each other so much that it's a routine, but won't act on those feelings they have until later.
McMetra (McCree and Symmetra): Two very opinionated people somehow managing to get along. Symmetra is pretty straight forward and doesn't really take any shit. McCree likes that, simply because it makes figuring her out a lot easier. He acts like a gentleman, she acts like a lady. The only thing that really ticks her off is if he doesn't immediately take a shower after he's done from a mission. McCree hugs her in his dirty state so that she can jump in the shower with him.
McMoira (McCree and Moria): Cursed.
McPharah (McCree and Pharah): McCree teasing Pharah for eternity about her embarrassing childhood years.
McSombra (McCree and Sombra): Probably started as a bar hookup. Kind of like a friends with benefits sort of thing until they low key realize that they just progressed to being in a courtship in the course of 3 months.
McWidow (McCree and Widowmaker): He wants to shoot her.
McZarya (McCree and Zarya):It all started with an arm wrestle match that just never stopped.
MeiCree (McCree and Mei): Mei just making a bunch of corny jokes about McCree's ultimate and those jokes act like an ego boost.
Meihog (Mei and Roadhog): All I can see is them cuddling on a couch watching Cutthroat kitchen.
Mercy76 (Mercy and Soldier 76): Mom and dad of Overwatch before Ana was released and before 76 was cannonly gay.
Mercyatta (Mercy and Zenyatta): The team when it gets two healers.
Mercyhog (Mercy and Roadhog): Roadhog can heal himself, so Mercy doesn't have to. We love an independent man.
Mercyrat (Junkrat and Mercy): We got a doctor and a guy who would probably walk into explosions on purpose.
Mercykill (Mercy and Reaper): Really playing into that whole heaven and hell theme.
Moirakill (Moira and Reaper):Yes, Moira has probably killed someone. Anyway, Reaper being all mopey about being a monster and Moira being like "You're welcome, bitch."
Moirat (Junkrat and Moira): Labrats. *labrats theme song intensifies*
Ordered Chaos (Symmetra and Junkrat): Can't be chaotic if it's in alphabetical order. Junkrat needs stability in his unstable life, and Symmetra needs to let loose every once in a while. They both are so different from each other, that they balance the other out. This ship would need to start with a solid foundation of understanding in order to build a healthy relationship; in other words, they need to be open-minded of the other's lifestyle.
Orisiatta(Orisia and Zenyatta): I don't know if this is beastiality or if it's illegal because Orisia is only 4 months old while Zenyatta is 21.
Phanzo (Hanzo and Pharah): Combine Pharah's ult and Hanzo's bow + arrow and you can revive the long dead scatter arrow.
Reapana (Ana and Reaper): I'm not gonna kill Ana smh.
Reincy (Mercy and Reinhardt): Reinhardt acts like a giant hyperactive dog and Mercy is the owner that just wants their dog to calm down for two seconds.
Reapmei (Reaper and Mei): Say it ten times fast and it sounds like a request.
Sigmoira (Moira and Sigma): Just two oldish people with mental problems but a taste for freeform jazz. Other than that, I think it could work in some way if we ignore that there could be a chance that Moira played a part in manipulating Sigma into working for Talon. They both have done a lot in their life with scientific discoveries and obviously never settled down. They could be like lab partners or like Yzma and Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove.
Sombaptiste (Baptiste and Sombra): We got two smooth fellows over here being so smooth that it just ends up being a flirt battle. If Sombra decided to quit Talon and work for the good guys, I think Baptiste would be a helpful guide into the hero world. He won't judge her for what she's done and won't hold it against her.
Somji (Genji and Sombra): Sombra hacked the cyborg ninja dude.
Somzo (Hanzo and Sombra): Hanzo being the ultimate hypocrite because he doesn't trust sombra at all but then they go on dates to cafes and hold hands like wtf? Sombra be getting her way (probably through good old blackmail using Hanzo's cringey pictures against him).
Symmengi (Genji and Symmetra):Symmetra offered to help upgrade his cybernetic body until he becomes a walking advertisement for Viscar.
Symmphony (Lucio and Symmetra): If Symmetra betrayed Viscar.
Widowrat (Junkrat and Widowmaker): All it makes me think of are Charlotte and Templeton from Charlotte's Web.
Widowreaper (Reaper and Widowmaker): Reaper dating his best friend's killer and wife.
Zaryahog (Roadhog and Zarya): Zarya is the one that reaches for the remote when it drops on the floor in this ship.
Zaryat (Junkrat and Zarya):Junkrat needing a strong woman who can make up for his not so intimidating nature.
Zaryatta (Zarya and Zenyatta): When Zarya stops being so racist against omnics.
Zenhack (Sombra and Zenyatta): Bruh she hacked him too.
Zengitte (Brigitte and Zenyatta): I feel that Torbjorn would be more pissed off at Brigitte because she is dating a machine he has tried to destroy in the past.
Boombox (Junkrat and Lucio): It's like a timer bomb that just plays a bunch of songs as the clock ticks down.
Booptiste (Lucio and Baptiste): Lucio makes the music and Baptiste raps (because Baptiste's voice actor can rap).
Cybergoth (Genji and Reaper): Reaper just having a giant amount of patience when Genji left Overwatch to go on a journey of self discovery.
Doomcio (Doomfist and Lucio): If they had a kid, it would be a frog with giant muscles that aren't proportionate to its body.
Doomhardt (Doomfist and Reinhardt): It's like McHanzo in a way because you have your ray of sunshine and then your mostly reserved dude but they have big muscles and probably hate one another.
Doomzo (Doomfist and Hanzo): An alternate timeline where Hanzo accepts Doomfist's offer to join Talon.
Doomhog (Doomfist and Roadhog):Two stoic reserved dudes who have a bank account.
Doomreap (Doomfist and Reaper): Noncanon reason why Reaper joined Talon.
Doomyatta (Doomfist and Zenyatta): There's a thin line between chaos and tranquility, and this ship crosses it.
Gencio (Genji and Lucio): We all know that Lucio is just gonna sync his music to Gengi's 95% of the time. Whenever Genji is feeling down, Lucio pulls up with the good vibes and helps him out. They both would do the same for one another because that's their nindo: their ninja way.
Genhardt (Genji and Reinhardt): Genji meditating with Reinhardt but every two seconds, Reinhardt sighs heavily and mutters to himself how bored he is.
Genji76 (Genji and Soldier 76): Soldier 76 saying "I got you in my sights" but Genji just waves to him before deflecting his shot.
Genyatta (Genji and Zenyatta): Master and student; the kinkiest of scenarios.
Hamston (Hammond and Winston): They're OVER THE MOON FOR EACH OTHER but tbh idk how they can even kiss each other or cuddle without Hammond dying.
Hanyatta (Hanzo and Zenyatta): Zenyatta being like "I wanna date the other Shimada."
Hanzo76 (Hanzo and Soldier 76): Hanzo has daddy issues and Soldier 76 wears socks n' sandals.
High Boom (Junkrat and McCree): Junkrat acting like a lighter every time McCree needs a smoke.
High Tune (Lucio and McCree): It's the dead meme Old Town Road feat. Billy Ray Cyrus.
Junkhard (Junrat and Reinhardt): Reinhardt is just going to encourage Junkrat and inspire him so much that his own imagination gets the best of him.
Junkreaper (Junkrat and Reaper): Doing crime and can smoke (Junkrat's hair burns and Reaper turns to smoke 24/7.)
Lucio76 (Lucio and Soldier 76): They argue about the volume on the Tv.
Luciper (Lucio and Reaper): It's like if Lucio got into heavy metal.
McDoom (Doomfist and McCree): Doomfist insulting McCree's clothes and inviting him to the mall to shop.
McGenji (Genji and McCree): Blackwatch boys being supportive and awkward as hell.
McHanzo (Hanzo and McCree): Some people just want to see two guys with beards kiss. The unique thing about this ship is how McCree never looks the same in any fanart of the two together. It's either that he's darker skinned like a latino with freckles, he's got the dad body, or he's muscular. Hanzo is no exception, but for some reason they treat Hanzo's pecs like tiddies. The appeal of this ship is the 'dork and the negative nancy' trope. Kind of like a gay version of Andy and April from Parks and Rec.
McHardt (McCree and Reinhardt): Just a lot of competitive storytelling.
McReaper (McCree and Reaper): The teacher student kink again but it's darker. It would probably be a secret under tight locks. There would be text messages, codes, and going to locations just to hang out unnoticed. That's what I can see it being like at least.
McYatta (McCree and Zenyatta): McCree going to therapy because drinking whiskey is not therapy, it's an addiction.
Overdads (Soldier 76 and Reinhardt): It's in the name.
Reincio (Lucio and Reinhardt): Lucio listening to Hasselhoff religiously.
Reinhog (Reinhardt and Roadhog): Roadhog just chilling and listening to Reinhardt ramble about his glory days.
Reinzo (Hanzo and Reinhardt):Hanzo being the mom in the relationship and always asking if Reinhardt forgot anything (he did forget something btw).
Reaper76 (Reaper and Soldier 76): The ship that predicted Soldier 76 was gay before Bizzard made it cannon... with some other random love interest. BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. Ok, so basically this is just the "friends to enemies to lovers'' dynamic but they're old.
Reapfist (Doomfist and Reaper): Two grumpy dudes with an evil agenda and some fashion sense.
Reaphardt (Reaper and Reinhardt): Stealthy vape smoke and giant clanky Tin man.
Reapyatta (Reaper and Zenyatta): Zenyatta would try to help Reaper sway away from his revenge plans and figure out where his feelies are because Reaper is sad.
Reazo (Hanzo and Reaper): Two men suffering for different reasons regarding their past and it has tainted their judgement in some way...Both can either comfort the other or use their pain against each other.
Roadrat (Junkrat and Roadhog): BROOMANCE.
Roadzo (Hanzo and Roadhog): Their first date would be so awkward that everyone around them will get second hand embarrassment.
Sigio (Lucio and Sigma): Turns out the melody Sigma was hearing was Lucio's new song from the air pods that have been stuck in his ears.
Sigrold (Sigma and Harold Winston): I'd imagine they would be too busy with their work that they'd have study dates to keep in touch with one another.
Sighardt ( Reinhardt and Sigma):I'm pretty sure this is a thing because they're tall.
Torbanzo (Hanzo and Torbjorn): Hanzo wanting to be a part of a big family that doesn't pressure him to conform to a certain image, but Torb is a married man so it's awkward.
Torbhardt (Torbjorn and Reinhardt): I mean- they're practically married. Have you heard their voice interactions?
Vincent76 (Soldier 76 and Vincent): The ship that made Soldier 76 cannonly sexually identify as a homosexual. (It happened suddenly but hey we need some good lgbtq representation where the character's one defining trait isn't their sexuality.)
Zenhardt (Reinhardt and Zenyatta): Zenyatta probably being the only Omnic able to calm Reinhardt down when he gets too excited because Zenyatta can't stop teaching y'all.
Zenrat (Junkrat and Zenyatta):Junkrat coming up with these wild ideas and Zenyatta suggests drinking some tea afterwards.
Zob (B.O.B and Zenyatta): B.O.B telling Zenyatta the abuse Ashe put him through since the day he was manufactured.
Anasthetic (Ana and Mercy): Mercy being all grumpy because Ana is using her healing technology while Ana like "Chill man I'll knit you a sweater or something."
Anamoira (Ana and Moira): Moira suggests doing a bunch of tests to make Ana's healing technology more effective but even Ana is not dumb enough to let her do that in this relationship, so they watch a movie on the couch instead.
Asharah (Ashe and Pharah): Cops n Robbers.
Brarya (Brigitte and Zarya): Brigitte would ask for tips and tricks from Zarya since she was a bodybuilder and then they would eat a lot of snacks.
Brimmetra (Brigitte and Symmetra): Symettra would complain a lot and Brigitte would try her best to understand but deep down is kinda done hearing about it.
D.Vamon (D.Va and D.Mon): Minecraft killer rabbit.
D.Varah (D.Va and Pharah): Call of Duty.
D.Varya (D.Va and Zarya): E Sports.
GingerSpider (Emily and Widowmaker): Emily talking to spiders. I legit couldn't come up with anything else because I don't know what Emily's personality is other than a supportive GF.
Hanamercy (D.Va and Mercy): Surgeon Simulator.
Healhaw (Ashe and Mercy): Ashe calling Mercy Angel all the time.
Ice Bears (Zarya and Mei): Living for that buff cheeto puff and small marshmallow dynamic.
Lenily (Tracer and Emily): Snuggles, sweaters, and a lot of traveling.
Meicer (Tracer and Mei): Tracer being that confident boost Mei needs when she starts overthinking.
Meiva (Mei and D.Va): Frozen: Olaf's Quest for the Nintendo 3DS.
Mekamechanic (Brigitte and D.Va): Minecraft.
Mercitte (Mercy and Brigitte): They share a hoard of sweets.
Mercymaker (Mercy and Widowmaker): Mercy losing her mind over trying to find a way to save Widowmaker and turn her back to Amile.
Moibra (Moira and Sombra): Moira and Sombra fighting over the remote became Moira wants to watch Assassination Classroom while Sombra wants to watch Queen of the South.
Moicy (Mercy and Moira): Mercy losing her mind while Moira attempts to sing Fairytail opening one but summons a demon in their shared office.
Ouihaw (Ashe and Widowmaker): Women who don't need no man so they decided to date one another.
Phargitte (Brigitte and Pharah): "Us Overwatch brats have to stick together"- Pharah... really bringing that voice line to a whole new level.
Pharmercy (Mercy and Pharah): Their origins are that they make a good combo in the game.
Pharya (Pharah and Zarya): Military couple just chilling.
Sombracer (Sombra and Tracer): Tracer being mad because Sombra be stealing, but this time she's stealing her heart.
Sombrashe (Sombra and Ashe): Most likely started out as a way to extract information out of one another and then turning into a conversation over some alcoholic beverages with fancy scenery.
Sombrya (Sombra and Zarya): Zarya knows Sombra's real name and uses it as leverage to ask her out.
Sommercy (Sombra and Mercy): Angela having nothing to hide so Sombra digs into every possible source, only to find herself liking her.
Somskaya (Sombra and Katya Volskaya): We all know that ship happened because Sombra bopped Katya's nose.
Somva (Sombra and D.Va): That hacker and gamer dynamic; even though Sombra told D.Va that she doesn't hack video games.
Speedy Recovery (Tracer and Mercy): Mercy caring about Tracer's chronal accelerator but whoopie doodles she actually cares about Tracer's well being.
Spiderbyte (Sombra and Widowmaker): Going off of that trope of "I will put you back together" but this time, Sombra's hacking into Widowmaker's brain in hopes that she can reset that damage. (ThAt'S A L O T of D A M A G E)
Symashe (Symmetra and Ashe): That's the sound of what it would be like to put these two people together.
Symmarah (Symmetra and Pharah): Symmetra just be thinking too much into things and Pharah comes in to help calm her down.
Symmbra (Sombra and Symmetra): This ship was made because the voice actors are such good friends and cosplay together.
Symmeitra (Mei and Symmetra): I can just see this as Mei just politely respecting Symmetra's views and putting in her two cents as well; just a really polite conversation about world views.
Symmercy (Mercy and Symmetra): They just help each other develop technology that will help the world become a better place; because when you break it down, they just want to help people.
Symmoira (Moira and Symmetra): This would be more like an exchange of resources; they both don't share the same views over humanity but they respect each other because they know how experienced they are in their field of research.
Tracya (Tracer and Zarya): Two very different people that have the same passions and are loyal to the people they care about.
Trammetra (Symmetra and Tracer): Tracer doesn't like dwelling on making everything perfect, and tries to push Symmetra out of her comfort zone.
T.Va (D.Va and Tracer): They both like to cheer each other up and be there for their friends; so it's not too far to assume that they would be very encouraging towards each other's goals.
Virtual Reality (D.Va and Symmetra): Symmetra would probably not be able to understand why D.Va enjoys the things she does and vice versa, so it would take a while for there to be a solid understanding of each other's values.
Widowana (Ana and Widowmaker): Widowmaker shot Ana in the eye... But I guess in this scenario she felt bad.
Widowgamer (D.Va and Widowmaker): Widowmaker in a virtual reality headset while D.Va guides her through the VR game; kind of like a way to cope with her brainwashing and not have to kill people to feel alive.
Widowmeiker (Mei and Widowmaker): Widowmaker would just be very quiet and listen while Mei tries to initiate and be friendly, but the entire conversation is awkward.
Widowmetra (Symmetra and Widowmaker): Widowmaker doesn't care about much in general while Symmetra cares a lot, so maybe Symmetra could teach Widowmaker how to care about things again... but without telling her that she's the reason there's chaos in the world.
Widowmoira (Moira and Widowmaker): Looks dudes I can only try to justify so many relationships but this one would be a bad relationship. Moira would be (and probably has been) experimenting on Widowmaker to keep her emotionless. She would only love Widowmaker, and not who she genuinely was before the brainwash. If someone in a relationship does not respect you for who you are and wants to change you into something you don't want to be, they are not worth having in your life.
Widowpharah (Pharah and Widowmaker): I don't know how Pharah would feel about dating someone that shot her mom's eye, but I guess they would be good teammates because of how focused they are on what needs to get done.
Widowtracer (Tracer and Widowmaker): Spawned from the fight scenes, the bubble butts, and the tomboyish + graceful lady dynamic.
Zarcy (Mercy and Zarya): I think if they lived together, their lifestyle would be every health/ gym junkie's dream. No junk food in sight, except Swiss chocolate.
Zarmetra (Symmetra and Zarya): Symmetra complaining about everything but then Zarya comes in and gives her the good old Siberian bear hug, telling her to "Shut up. Cuddle time."
Zashe (Ashe and Zarya): Zarya would probably take no nonsense and not do anything Ashe wants her to do until she says please.
D.Va76 (D.Va and Soldier 76): It's a sugar daddy complex but without the sugar.
Gencer (Genji and Tracer): Speedy boi and gorl where most character's voice lines commenting on them dying says that they were not fast enough.
Mei76 (Mei and Soldier 76): Mei's intimidated by Soldier 76 and gets really shy while he tries to make a conversation about the weather.
McTracer (Tracer and McCree): McDonald's the fast food restaurant.
Tracer76 (Tracer and Soldier 76): It's because Tracer called Soldier 76 dad, isn't it?
Tracerat (Junkrat and Tracer): He's just gonna tease her relentlessly until she gets mad.
Tracio (Lucio and Tracer): Best friends to lovers but I rather they just be friends tbh.
Widow76 (Soldier 76 and Widowmaker): Their ultimate lines both imply them saying that they can see you, no matter where you hide. I can see this being like Soldier 76 wanting to help Widowmaker, like many of Widowmaker's ships, but being aware that there's no hope for her because she's too far gone.
Winstracer (Winston and Tracer): Beauty and the Beast but the beast is just a nice person with no anger issues. Also beastiality.
Pharana (Ana and Pharah): I don't know why Pharah would love her mom this much because Ana was unsupportive of Pharah when she wanted to join Overwatch (before the shit hit the fan).
Shimada Bros (Genji and Hanzo): Sweet home Alabama.
Oristion (Bastion and Orisa): It's because she's the only known girl robot, unless Bastion identifies as a female.
Ok now that that's over with, what is your Overwatch OTP? Personally, I don't have just one ship because I can see multiple characters ending up with multiple people. That's the power of fanfiction; you get to make the non cannon cannon.
Thanks for reading!