Author's note
I've been looking forward to this for a VERIII long time, sorry I've never really gotten his last name :/
Louis' POV
'Go in go out, go in go out' I thought quickly walking inside the store, throwing the hoodie over my head and pushing the glasses further up
'They better not recognize me' I thought lookin through the store and looking for the whipped cream section
'Okay what would Liam want' I thought furrowing my eyebrows in thought
"Oi Liam what do you want" I asked no one in particular
"Urm i don't know, whatever Soph wants...cause I'm a pussy" I replied to myself
"That is very correct" I nodded laughing
"Anyways since Sophia is white, get the white one"
"Well no shit Sherlock I know she's white, she's as flat as a board" I replied laughing again at my joke
"Oi don't talk about her like that, Perrie's flatter"
"Ooh Zayn's gonna whoop your ass, but I have to agree with you there" I said laughing to the point I had tears in my eyes
"What are you doing" I heard a voice ask making me turn around to face a slightly short girl with curly hair and brown skin, wearing the exact same outfit as me.....copycat
"What does it look like, I'm getting some whip cream" i answered grabbing one off the shelf
"While talking to yourself....about asses" she replied back, raising an eyebrow
"Look I don't have time for a Dr Phil/Oprah intervention right now I have alot of things to be doing" I said tugging on my hoodie and walking off
"Okay but before you go, that's MY whipped cream" she said emphasizing on my, she shouldn't be messing with my white ass
"Uh no honey, this is mine I used my time and narration on picking this one so you can politely suck my ass" I said flashing her a fake smile
"Well I didn't see your name of the can, so it can belong to anybody....which in other words me" she replied tackling me to the ground as we wrestled over the bottle, I mean it is only whipped cream but I'm not losing to a Diana Ross wannabe so I shall and will beat her ass
"I wasted 2 hours to drive here to get that whipped cream bottle for a friend who happens to crave whipped cream on her period, i am getting that bottle" she yelled crawling towards the bottle that fell
"Oh hell no, I didn't waste gas on nothing that is mine" I yelled pulling her leg and grabbing the bottle "HAHA IN YOUR FACE BIT-"
Then she tackled me, this bitch tacked me this is going down
"Give me the bottle she said through gritted teeth
"No" I yelled back pulling on the can as we played a continuous tug of war
"Excuse me?" we heard a voice boom, causing us to look up "what in the blue hell is going on here"
"She did it" I said pointing at her
"He did it" she yelled pointing at me, last time I checked I didn't tackle her to the ground...TWICE
"You two are coming with me" the police officer yelled pulling us off the ground, causing the girl's glasses and hoodie to fall, and my eyes widen
"Y-your"
"YOUR Y/N" a girl squealed running towards her as she sighed in defeat
"Well so much for a disguise" she mumbled turning towards the girl and smiling
"CAN I HAVR YOUR AUTOGRAPH, A-AND A PICTURE OMG OMG OMG" the girl squealed uncontrollably as I cringed at the high pitchedness (XD)
"Sorry but after she did with this gentleman right here, I recommend to do that later" the officer order grabbing us and putting us in the cop car.....yay -.-
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I sat in the cell nervous as fuck, it's not everyday a fucking goddess is stuck with you in a cell, and if you haven't noticed I have a thing for Y/N, I honesty think she's amazing at what she does, like if I knew this whole time it was THE y/n then I would have handed Flat-o-phia's whipped cream to her in a heart beat
"Would you stop staring at me, whipcream stealer" she suddenly said snapping me out of my train of thought "who are you anyways"
"I um I'm"
"Would stop stuttering and just tell me already " she exclaimed, sighing I take my glasses off and remove my hoodie
"Oh my god...y-your Louis from"
"One Direction" I said nodding my head
"I'm actually a huge fan"
"Of the band?" I asked already knowing her answer, and probably knowing her favourite either Zayn or Liam...or Niall maybe Harry meh seriously anyone BUT me
"Yeah, but also you" she replied smiling shyly, making me blush
"Well I ac-"
"Alright the two of you got bailed, call yourselves lucky" officer Fatarc said his mustache wiggling
I walked out and saw a disappointed Liam with an annoyed Sophia, well I think she's annoyed it's like her face is stuck in an unemotional look all the time
"I give you one thing ONE thing to do and you end up in jail" Liam said sternly shaking his head
"Well what do you expect, he's ass is always looking for trouble" Sophia said giving me a snare look
"Honey I suggest you put your face back before I slap you all the way to flatass island" I replied back smirking and then walking off, but I really need to find Y/N
Your POV
"Seriously Y/N, why can't you not get your ass in trouble" Y/F/N said shaking her head and rubbing her stomach "I shouldn't be picking your ass up in fucking jail when I'm on my fucking period"
"Well honey I suggest you don't air out your dirty laundry to everyone else, but this is really all on you, if you had just let me get whipped cream from the convience store 2 minutes from our house, then I wouldn't be in this mess" I replied shrugging then walking off to her car
"Hey um Y/N" I heard a voice call out and then realizing its Louis, man is he cute "I was wondering since I like you alot, if you wanted to go out sometime"
I smiled looking at him as he shyly shoved his hands in his front pockets
"I would love to" I replied walking over to him and pecking his cheek, making his cheeks go red
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Hiii GUYSSSS, okay so this one had me ROLLING especially in the beginning...Louis is bæ to the core
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And for the QOTD
Question : What's Your Favorite Colour?
Me: Well I'm in between Yellow and Purple and I made a combination Yurple soo YURPLE POWERRRRRRRR
Ps. No hate on Sophia lovers, just poking fun LOVE Y'ALL