(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Sav'saaba everyone. It's all nice and peaceful here.
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey what's new over there!
Urbosa: Oh nothing really
Daruk: I can sense that smile behind your screen. You can't lie to me!
Urbosa: Well... I turned a squad of Yiga warriors into mincemeat. I've never felt such satisfaction in killing.
Daruk: Gee uh... maybe I should've...
(Revali is back online)
(Link is back online)
Daruk: Yo guys! What's up?
Revali: Me.
Daruk: ???
Urbosa: Oh ignore him. Miss feather cheeks here must be upset.
Daruk: Miss...? Oh yeah... I remember now. How's your house coming along Rev?
Revali: I HAVE TO LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE AGAIN
Urbosa: Aww, momma's boy really likes her sweet cookies and milk?
Revali: SHE ORDERS I MAKE MY BED EVERY MORNING
Urbosa: Sheesh. Talk about lazy on a whole new level.
Daruk: Why is he even a Champion?
Urbosa: Bribe. Apparently the King "liked" Revali during the election. By the way, when are doing your ceremony Link?
Link: Next week... kinda nervous about... you know... being a Champion.
Daruk: Just think of it as a title really, nothing more to it.
Urbosa: He's right. Were really only here whenever Ganon will return.
Revali: Or to feed him to the Moblins
Link: Touchy.
Revali: I heard they recently developed a taste for sizzled Hylian.
Link: And I heard Hylians can eat any bird as long as it's cooked.
Revali: ...
Urbosa: Ooh, busted.
Daruk: Hey guys... doesn't it feel a bit... like something is missing here?
Urbosa: Revali's usual stupidity? I'm sure it'll kick in soon.
Revali: Damn you woman.
Daruk: No... more like someone...
Link: .....
Urbosa: Meaning..... MIPHA!!!
Revali: Aka "Sushi Roll"
Urbosa: SHUT UP YOU BANANA FREAK, NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SWEET MIPHA
Daruk: O.O
Revali: Mhm.
Link: Um...... what are you going to do..?
Urbosa: Add her back. She's online anyway and must be lonely too.
Link: But-
Urbosa: And I'm getting the Princess here too.
Revali: For once, this drunk bastard actually has a brain
Daruk: Yeah....
(Urbosa added Mipha back to Champions Hangout)
(Mipha is back online)
Urbosa: Hey sweetie! Welcome back!
Link: ......
Revali: Say something before I get busy again
Daruk: Don't be shy....... it's all in the past.
Mipha: .......... hi...
Revali: The fish speaks!
Urbosa: Shut up before I wring your scrawny little neck
Mipha: That's pretty graphic...
Revali: Graphic? You haven't seen anything then! Maybe I'll give a good example of gra-
Urbosa: NO.
Revali: I beg your pardon ma'am?
Urbosa: I SAID NO.
Revali: Phh.... fine. But only cause I'm "nice."
(Zelda is back online)
Daruk: Looks like the whole gang is back in business once again ;)
Urbosa: Welcome Princess. I hope you don't mind, but I want to settle out the dispute once and for all. Please.
Zelda: What...? Oh.... yeah the....
Revali: Maybe the pictures will help brighten your memories?
Urbosa: Don't pour more coal on the fire you brainless sap.
Daruk: Savage move right there.
Urbosa: Okay so... Link, you have anything to say?
Mipha: ......
Link: ..... I...
Urbosa: Listen, I don't have all day and neither does she. You want to save a friendship, you do it now.
Link: .... M.... Mipha.... I...
Mipha: .. Y-Yes..?
Link: Look I'm.... sorry. Really.... I was... I am... not meant for you... I wasn't a true friend. I overlooked your feelings and... took advantage over them.
Mipha: I see.... it's okay..
Link: I've done a lot of thinking... I've cried and cursed myself for it. It's okay if you don't like me anymore.. I just wanted to say that..... I like you... and have feelings for you
Urbosa: My heart <3
Mipha: Link I.... do you really mean it?
Link: Every word... and I would've... hugged and....
Daruk: And...?
Revali: Just say it moron.
Link: K-Kissed you... to prove it
Mipha: ......
Link: It's okay if you don't care.. you have every right to hate me
Mipha: I don't hate you..
Revali: Damn it, I bet all my popcorn on that
Mipha: I... I've always wanted to tell you this.. I..
Urbosa: Just say it sweetie, no one is gonna harm you.
Mipha: I love you Link...
Zelda: ....
Revali: Holy- I almost forgot she was here XD
Link: Mipha I..... I love you too..
Urbosa: ^-^
Revali: And this is the part where they go and make out.
Urbosa: Stop it.
Revali: Then comes the baby
Urbosa: STOP IT.
Revali: Wait, how would that even work...?
Urbosa: STOP IT.
Revali: Hylian... fish? Fishian?
Daruk: XD
Zelda: FOR HYLIA'S SAKE STOP IT BEFORE I HAVE YOU EXECUTED.
Revali: .... say what?
Daruk: I wouldn't push her to those limits man
Zelda: Link, what about me...?
Link: .....
Urbosa: Go on.
Link: Zelda... I... I do have feelings for you too, I really do.
Zelda: You mean it..?
Link: They're just not... necessarily romantic. You're a good friend, the best I could have. I... I could feel myself getting closer to you the more we spend time together.. you're smart.. beautiful... courageous..
Zelda: ....
Link: I don't know if your father would even... approve... or if it'd ever work out.. really, I have also thought weeks about this..
Revali: Make it snappy son, you're taking a lot of space here.
Link: .... I just... I hope you find someone better than me.. I... I don't think I'm good enough for you.. Zelda.
Mipha: ......
Zelda: I see.... well...
Urbosa: If you want to talk about it, I c-
Zelda: I don't know what was wrong me. I thought maybe... just maybe I found the right one, someone who was there for me... for my life... to help cherish me and lead a happy life together.
Revali: Yawn
Zelda: I knew father would approve but... I've placed false hope on promising facts. Now I'll probably be married to some snobby prince. Maybe ending my life would be better...
(Zelda has gone offline)
Link: .......
Daruk: Okay.... that was really um...
Revali: Fascinating.
Urbosa: I hope she's okay now.. I feel a bit sorry for her. She just wanted to be... happy
Daruk: Zelda does have it pretty hard on her with these events. She probably just wanted...
Revali: Me, yours truly of course.
Urbosa: Gross. Go find a suitable pig to mate with.
Revali: anwkaoLWPWBWhMwow
(Revali has gone offline)
Mipha: ..... Link I....
Link: No, it had to be said. I choose... you Mipha. I'm sorry I kept it hidden all these years.
Mipha: It's okay... maybe... you want to come over? Sidon wants to play tag...
Link: Yeah I'd love to, I'll see you guys then..
(Link has gone offline)
(Mipha has gone offline)
Urbosa: I'm just gonna leave since it's getting stupid how were the last two left again.
Daruk: Well... you got a point there...
(Daruk has gone offline)
(Urbosa has gone offline)