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Cabinet Battle #1
Incorrect Quote #1
Incorrect Quote #2
Incorrect Quote #3
Incorrect Quote #4
Incorrect Quote #5
First Batch of Memes
Incorrect Quote #6
Incorrect Quote #7
Incorrect Quote #8
Incorrect Quote #9
Incorrect Quote #10
Me IRL one night
Incorrect Quote #11
Incorrect Quote #12
Incorrect Quote #13
Incorrect Quote #14
Incorrect Quote #15
Incorrect Quote #16
Gachalife thing (dont click away plz)
AcK
Incorrect Quote #17
Incorrect Quote #18
Incorrect Quote #19
Random pictures
SovietBritain
Incorrect Quote #20
Incorrect Quote #21
Incorrect Quote #22
Incorrect Quote #23
Expression practice and SovietBritian doodles
What did i make?
A good edit!
Wolfie Edit
Fem america
Sad boi Alaska edit
Alaska Character Sheet
Male Tokyo!
Alaska (but an actual drawing)
I Want It That Way
A meme for a Youtuber
❤️Russian Empire x German Empire pictures❤️
Countryballs Japan
Sassy Countryball UK
❤️RusGer because yes❤️
A message for all the haters
This needs no explanation
I made some LGBTQ+ flags
Cityhumans Rochester
New Designs + Inspiration to series idea
FIRST EPISODE IS OUT
Tea Time with the admin
Shower Thoughts
M e o w
💕Serbia x Czech Pictures💕
Ghost Club Pictures👻
Random Countryhumans Pictures
Random Countryhumans Pictures part 2
Not So Special
Nation character sheet (EU x UN ship child)
Storytime with admin... again
The world needs to see this
Today is a Terible day in Animal Crossing Pocket Camp
PrideFall has been activated (stay safe)
Episode 2 is out (PS. Lots of gay)
Public School Stories because why not
Why do i do this? T^T
♥️🇺🇳UN pictures🇺🇳♥️
Sunset Pictures that I took
Pictures From Quebec part: 1
Pictures From Quebec part:2
❤️NASA x Roscosmos pictures❤️
I Made A New Wallpaper
Some random edits i found in the depths of my Ibis Account
I Made another meme
Sad Russia Edit
Edit Requests
Sad Sweden (Requested)
Sad Aesthetic Collage (semi-requested)
Cute Ussr x UK edit
Yandere Japan Edit
Sad Germany (Requested)
Lonely Fem America (requested)
This Can Change Our Future
Happy Edit (cause yall are way too depressed)
Norway x England Edit (lazy)
More Uk x Ussr pictures
Some more random CH pics in my phone
Vichy France cause she is terrifying
Countryhumans Meme
Germany Pictures 🇩🇪
Forgotten Maine Edit (requested)
Countryhumans Israel
Gacha Edits (Gore/ventish)
Funny Countryhumans pictures
Roblox Protector
Fem America in meepcity
Britain Pictures
Cute Kermit Memes because we all need some love
This is peak humor
Caboose has a brother?!
Hamilton Ships I Like
Imperial Japan x Fascist Italy (Gacha Life Edit)
More random countryhumans pics (plus some planethumans and pridehumans)
Planethumans pictures
Strange (somewhat cursed) Tumblr posts
Aesthetic Countryhumans Pics (part 1)
Assthetic Countryhumans Pics (part 2)
Aesthetic Countryhuman Pics (part 3)
Scotland x Ireland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💞🇮🇪
Greenland x Antarctica 🇬🇱💞🇦🇶
Alaska pictures UwU
Character Sheets for my AU on YouTube
So i drew my own flag and made a new OC
I found Yokimas shirt XD
Kitty is doing a slep
SovietBritain Music Video
💕🇺🇸Rusame pictures🇷🇺💕
💕🇺🇸Rusame Pictures pt. 2🇷🇺💕
💕🇺🇸Rusame Pictures pt. 3🇷🇺💕
Yawning Axolotls🥺💕
Amazon yet again confuses genders
Corrupt America (Gacha Edit)
Part of a MEP i joined
Incorrect Quote thing
I made a froggy friend + m e
According to science im partly communist
Me in Gacha Club
Fans Vs. Haters (gacha club)
Kinda Face Reveal (minus the face part)
3 Very Close "Friends" (NK x China x Martial Law short story)
Yet another storytime with admin (this one is a bit weird)
OwO an incorect quote
Incorrect quote yet again cause why not
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
Waifu is that you?
💕Austria-Hungary x German Empire Pictures💕 (part 2)
Polyamorous Ship Drawing (completed)
An incorrect quote for Gen Z
New Main OC for my YT channel
I edited this meme so the CH fandom can have a chuckle
Alaska's love life (My AU)
Meet Jordan (My OCs significant other)
🤦‍♀️🐻 Why am i like this?
School setup
Im writing yet another book
💕Poland x Hungary Pictures 💕
Actually good LGBTQ+ News!
IM COSPLAYING AS TOGA FOR HALLOWEEN!
My Other Cat Got Attacked By My Dog
If L'Manburg was a countryhuman
A c k
Back at it again with the RusAme pictures
I um... I was put on r/CountryHumansCringe
Countryhumans+Statehumans as Technoblade quotes
Updated Version of Alaska
I made homemade pretzel bites
I did a thing 👉👈 (Dystopia x Japan edit)
Dystopias New/simpler flag!
EU is the Fourth Reich?! (Incorrect Quote)
Fluffy baby cows 🥺❤️🐄
Im such a simp
Voice Reveal 👀
Liberty x Justice do be lookin like a fine ship 👀
Im scared-
Doing a Q+A thing
Hybrid AU Alaska
Lmao Remember when i was bi?
OwO America and Russias kids for my videos
I made myself a comfort character
Am i allowed to ship this? (Plus extra pictures)
Some stuff i made for videos
I did a thing
Going Silent (Rp prompt)
My America Headcannons
#FindJamABoo
Alaska Incorrect Quotes
Villain!Alaska's Backstory
Vines and memes with my alien OC (Specimen 186) and its handlers
Name reveal!
If Countryhumans Was Historically Accurate...
Cosplay time bois
Hey so i made another thing...
Bit of a spoiler :)
Perla Pictures cause shes pretty 🥰
Do you want to be a character in a book?
The Oddballs Journey Uniforms
FUCK I FORGOT SOMETHING (FOR THE ODDBALLS JOURNAL CHARACTERS)
Some of my characters as Villains (Dream SMP Quotes)
They Need Names
Im not crying you are-
America we have a problem... again
Random stupid memes (mostly about shitty mental health but shush-)
Rebellious Child
Cute prompts i keep getting from the generators
Ayo look at dis-
Picrews of myself cause I have an unstable ego
Need your help (last chapter)

Russias Surprise Birthday Present (Short Story)

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By cottageof_mushroommm

The picture is not mine.

Okay so this is kinda late but I thought it would be fun. Happy (late) Independence Day Russia!

Russia woke up later than usual which confused him. Usually, his siblings or boyfriend would wake him up at the crack of dawn with their yelling but the house was quiet.

He groaned, missing his boyfriend's presence. America had been gone for a few weeks for a trip with his family and had barely texted or called Russia, making the tall country needy and clingy. He pleaded every day for the American to come back only to be shot down with an "I'll be back soon" or "Don't worry babe".

The Russian sat up and grabbed his phone and looked at the date.

My birthday and the love of my life isn't even here to celebrate with me. He thought sadly.

"Well, there's no use in worrying. He will call eventually."

Russia went along with his day as he normally would. Brush his teeth, get dressed, get breakfast and vodka, do some Russian stuff, drink more vodka, etc.

He was in the middle of drinking some vodka when there's a knock at the door. Russia has a confused look on his face.

I didn't think anyone was supposed to come over today...

He shrugs and walks to the door and opens it. Suddenly a small stripped country jumps on him and embraces him in a hug.

"RUSKI!"

"Америка! I missed you!"

Russia picks America up and kisses him while America wraps his arms around his neck and his legs around his waist.

They pull away from the kiss and America smiles up at him.

"Happy Birthday babe~"

Russia blushes a bit making the American giggle.

"I got you a present!"

"You did?" He asked, slightly confused.

"Well duh! I wouldn't just forget about you. Now... Can we sit down please?"

"of course. Are you okay?"

"Yeah yeah I'm fine. My legs are just tired."

Russia shrugs and carries his boyfriend to a couch in the family room.

~Time skip because I'm running out of ideas~

Most of Russia's siblings were now in the family room with Russia and America all sitting on the floor or on couches and chairs. They had all given Russia their presents and he had opened them. They were simple things like a bottle of vodka, a new cookbook, a spare ushanka, etc. The only person to give him a present was America.

America hesitantly gave Russia the small box.

Russia noticed that America seemed nervous so he kissed his forehead seeming to lighten up the smaller country.

Russia smiled and opened the box. The contents of the box confused him. Baby clothes, bottles, binkies, and small toys. He looked at America expecting some sort of witty remark but instead found him hiding his face in his oversized hoodie. His siblings on the other hand had caught on to what was happening and had bright smiles on their faces or were shocked.

Russia continued going through the box until he found an envelope. He opened it and read the letter out loud.

"We did it. Number three is on their way..." Russia's eyes widen and he continues reading.

"Happy birthday, from Америка and... Jr..." Russia just stares at the note not knowing how to respond.

America glances up at him with tears in his eyes. Mostly from nervousness but also from joy.

Ukraine stands up and signals for the others to leave the room as well and give the couple some time.

The other countries leave the room leaving America and Russia alone on the couch.

There is an uncomfortable silence between the two for a minute before Russia speaks up.

"Is this another one of your pranks Америка?"

"N-no. I-I'm sorry. I c-can just leave if you want..."

Russia embraces America in a hug and pulls him into his lap.

"Why would I want you to leave?"

"I-I thought you w-wouldn't accept me and the baby..." He replies through tears

"Oh, Америка I would never reject you. And I especially would not reject our child."

The smaller country just cried into his boyfriend. Eventually, he calmed down and was able to look up at Russia. Russia smiled down at him and put his hand on America's cheek.

"Do we know the gender yet?"

America shook his head.

" I kinda wanted it to be a surprise."

America yawned a bit which caused Russia to chuckle. He picked America up bridal style and brought him up to his room. America curled up on the bed and hugged a pillow. Russia slid into bed next to him and pulled a blanket over both of them, pulling America close to him. The small country turned around and hugged the taller one, nuzzling his face in the crook of his neck.

"Good night my Америка."

"night night Ruski..."

And with that, the two countries fell asleep.

REEEEEEEE!!!! I wrote a semi-successful fluff for the first time ever!! I hope you guys liked this little story. UwU

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