(Link is back online)
(Revali is back online)
Revali: Hey Link, how ya feeling?
Link: Help.
Revali: The heck is wrong with you? Not even a simple hi?
Link: Help me.
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: What's good guys?
Link: HELP ME.
Daruk: Am I...
Revali: Beats me. Must've fallen out of bed this morning
Link: Please help me, I'm dead.
Daruk: Say what?
Link: I lost the Princess.
Revali: Whoa whoa, WHAT?!
Daruk: What's going on little dude?
Link: We were on our way to Gerudo Town and the Princess ran off somewhere
Revali: You know, I'm starting to have doubts about our future royalty.
Daruk: Same here
(Mipha is back online)
Revali: Whoopee.
Mipha: ... What's going... on...
Daruk: Link lost track of the Princess in the desert
Revali: You should be proud of your man :)
Mipha: ......
Link: Oh no... I can feel someone following me
Revali: A cucco by any chance?
Link: No... someone...
Daruk: Are you sure you aren't hearing things? It can get pretty harsh out there
Link: Wait... I hea-
(Link has been disconnected)
Mipha: Link!!!!!
Daruk: This is getting a bit worrisome
Revali: Ehh, I was expecting this from them weird Hylians anyway
Mipha: That's not very... nice...
Daruk: What'd you expect from Revali?
(Urbosa is back online)
Revali: Ho ho, look who decided to show up!
Urbosa: Phh, look I don't have time for this. Something serious is going on.
Daruk: What do you mean?
Urbosa: Link and Zelda were supposed to drop by here, and I've been waiting for them for hours.
Revali: Yeah, we heard Mrs. Know it all.
Daruk: Link told us he lost Zelda, then said someone was following him
Mipha: And got... disconnected... suddenly...
Urbosa: Oh no... this is what I feared...
Mipha: ???
Urbosa: The Yiga just carried out an assassination attempt against me... and it barely failed.
Mipha: Oh dear...
Revali: Drat, and I would've thrown a massive party
Urbosa: I think were being targeted, including you pip squeak
Revali: HEY HOLD UP!
Mipha: .....
Urbosa: Where are you all located?
Revali: Well, I'm doing a patrol around Rito Village
Daruk: I'm checking on the workers at the mines
Urbosa: Mipha?
Mipha: ..... East Reservoir Lake... I'm scared...
Urbosa: Don't worry sweetie, just stay calm
Revali: Or you'll be turned into fish sticks
Urbosa: You're not helping!!!
(Link is back online)
Mipha: Link!!!
(Zelda is back online)
Urbosa: Princess?
Daruk: Are you two okay?
Link: I got attacked by a dozen so Yiga warriors
Mipha: WHAT?!
Revali: Oho, do tell us what happened? Did they skin you alive? :)
Link: No... but I was already in a bad mood so they got massacred
Revali: Mhm.
Daruk: Well, that sounds pretty eventful... anything else happen after?
Zelda: Link saved me...
Urbosa: Oh?
Zelda: I... was being chased by Yiga warriors... and nearly...
Revali: Yeah yeah, and then your charming prince swooped in and saved you
Zelda: He was so..... charming and daring though....
Mipha: ............. that's nice...
Revali: Ahem, cough cough
Zelda: Um... so, are you guys doing okay?
Revali: Yeah, I'm just AfDIasKELSyBS
Urbosa: The hell?
Daruk: Yo, are you good?
Urbosa: Phh, the wind probably ruined his "prestigious hairline"
Link: Hairline?... shouldn't it be... featherline?
Revali: SOMETHING JUST SHOT A NET ON ME! I'M FALLING DOWN!
Zelda: Are you pranking us here again Revali?
Revali: NO BOTH OF MY WINGS ARE BROKEN SJSNnahnaJajLwk
Link: Hold up...
Revali: I CAN'T MOVE
Urbosa: Well get up and run!!!
Revali: Omg... there are some... some... crawling... to...
(Revali has been disconnected)
Mipha: Revali... this... this is bad...
Link: It might just be him acting pretty stupid as usual
Urbosa: I don't know... he would usually say something snappy... and stupid too I guess.
Daruk: Hey... I just came back to check on the workers and they're gone.
Urbosa: Be on your guard, this looks like it's a setup
Link: I don't like this
Daruk: I'm being followed. I can feel it.
Mipha: Please get out of there!
Daruk: I'll see you all later... this might not end pretty...
(Daruk has gone offline)
Mipha: .......
Link: Urbosa, I'm almost at your place with Zelda
Zelda: I hope we won't be a burden to you.
Urbosa: It is my pleasure to have you two... wait.....
Zelda: Is everything alright?
Urbosa: It got really quite all of a sudden... I just heard a pot crash.
Zelda: Urbosa!!!
Urbosa: Listen, get here quickly and let my guards know. Make haste!
Link: Nearly there....
Urbosa: They're in here... I can sense their presence, and it's a large group....
Zelda: !!!!!!!
Link: Okay were here!!! I'll wait outside in case.
(Urbosa has been disconnected)
Zelda: No!!!
(Zelda has gone offline)
Link: .....
Mipha: ..... um, Link?....
Link: Mipha! Are you okay???
Mipha: I'm fine, just swimming in the lake but...
Link: But???
Mipha: I... I swear I saw a... white faced figure... staring at me...
Link: Mipha get out of there!!!
Mipha: I'm already too far in... I don't think I can make it...
Link: Is there any way to alert your father???
Mipha: N-No... there's... two of them, no... three... more...
Link: They're trying to kill us all!
Mipha: ........
Link: There's a lot of commotion coming from the city walls. I think the guards might have it under control.
Mipha: Link... I'm scared...
Link: I'm coming there right now
Mipha: It's too far...they're coming closer...
Link: Just stay under water as long as can, okay?
Mipha: B-But....
Link: Just do it. Trust me. I'm on my way.
Mipha: ........
Link: Mipha.... I.... I.... l-love you.....
Mipha: .................... Li-
(Mipha has been disconnected)
Link: No!!!!!!!!
(Link has gone offline)