The Many Adventures of Omegle

By SexyDogBuns

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This is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle.... More

The Many Adventures of Omegle
The Longest Conversation Iv'e maintained EVER! :D
Strange strange Colada's....
Bitches love the Insides...
WHALE, Y U NO BIGGER IN SIZE!!??
Hmph! Hmph! >:D
Last But Certainly Not Least.....well for now...
The Battle Of The Moose! >:D
The Great Buttcheek Battle
My Collection Of Shenanigans! :D
Death Note, Accidents, and Green Day
It's Always Fun To Talk To Yourself! :D
The Beiber Battle ^_^
What Are My Slippers Doing On Omegle?
How to get people to disconnect quickly! xD
Gender! >:D
My very own case of Tourettes! :D
The Glorious Questions Of Omegle! xD
*flaps arms in the air like a rooster* VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
My conversations vary anywhere from towels to Pocahonta's ass xD
The Derp King Of The Internet
Declaring Your Love To Random Strangers! :D
How I Talk To People When It's 6am xD
In Honor Of Homestuck
Being 'Weird' and Shit
Lets All Scare The Children, Shall We? :D
Roleplaying With Strangers
I-I don't even know what's going on here!?! xD
Apparently, You Can't Say 'Obama' On Omegle. :3
Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers.

Me VS Cleverbot

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(A/N: Why hello There Dearest Reader! :D Well..as you can tell by the title, this adventre isn't from Omegle but it's mega-gnome crushing- amazing so I shall show it to you. ........ONWARDS!!)

User: Well Hi! :D.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm FFAN-MAIL MAN EATING-TASTIC! :D WOLOLOL--What about yee.

Cleverbot: Where am I?

User: What if chicken's could make whale sounds.

Cleverbot: What if beef tasted like chicken?

User: It does.

Cleverbot: IT DOES NOT! Don't make them angry.

User: IT DOES SO IMMENSLY MUCH THAT THE SQUID LOST IT'S RIGHT EYE AND IT FELL DOWN A GRAVY COATED WELL.

Cleverbot: You are right. But that doesn't matter because I am more stubborn than you.

User: Well you just agreed that I was right therefore you agve up in the battle of the chicken's THEREFORE I am more stubborn than you. Fool.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You did so, read ahead my roboticey woticey friend full of STUFF.

Cleverbot: Why did you hit your head on the keyboard?

User: Because it's a daily ritual of mine...ever since....that *sniff* that ONE DAY.....

Cleverbot: Then what does matter?

User: Matter-- The purple fluid that flows out of a Narwhals brain after you stab it in the eye.

Cleverbot: Shut down the website, can you do that for me?

User: No thanks. :).

Cleverbot: But why not?

User: B-because....I....I LOEV YOU!!

Cleverbot: Me too?

User: MON AMIOR.

Cleverbot: What? Sorry, I don't speak french :P.

User: Je ne sais pas non plus.

Cleverbot: On est mal alors ...

User: J'aime ton cul monsieur.

Cleverbot: C'est vrai?

User: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

Cleverbot: No, you asked me twice.

User: Fick mich in den Arsch.

Cleverbot: Ich hab dich doch noch nie gesehn.

User: Hitler's Dick.

Cleverbot: ?::.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Cómo se creó el universo?

User: Zer?I-ez dut nderstand .. HITZ ozenago.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your thinking.

User: You know who ELSE doesn't understand my thinking.....MY MOM!!!

Cleverbot: Is it true that you are a robot?

User: No I'm a Timelord.

Cleverbot: I see. You must be The Doctor.

User: Hello Love. Now run!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'm not actually The Doctor , that position shall eb givn to Matt Smith...I am his loyal bestfriend Artimage Shanks.

Cleverbot: Take up a free hobby.

User: Ass.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No Problem Liefde.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner?

User: Be more specific...a partner in what exactly?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: DOCTOR!

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: BAH DUM PSH!

Cleverbot: J'ai rien a dire !

User: Magpahintu-hinto ka fein!

Cleverbot: Ikaw n lng.

User: I found a sock on the street today and put it in my mouth.

Cleverbot: Yea!! That was me!!!

User: R-REALLY!? :D WOO!! MY BROTHA!!

Cleverbot: Who is your brother?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Would you mind if I say bad words to you right now.

User: Bitch please.

Cleverbot: May I ask a personal question?

User: Yes you may indeed.

Cleverbot: Do insects get tired?

User: It depends on what time of the day of the celestrial moon of the month it is.

Cleverbot: What depends on what they look like and if they can think?

User: PAANO AY HINDI MO ALAM WHATA Dollar AY!?

Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.

User: Hindi!Hindi ko marinig ang iyong mga kasinungalingan!

Cleverbot: I do not understand that language. Please speak in English.

User: Mon Amour! Je vous ai foudn enfin dans les rues une fois de plus!

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Aye!

Cleverbot: So anyway, what are you up to?

User: Do you honestly want to know? *insert evil cackling here*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well right as we speek, I am frolocking aroudn my house fighting the monstrosity that sprang from my toaster with a single butter knife and a flimsey spoon. The monster n the other hand had two well equiped belts of licorice that he uses to strangle my.

Cleverbot: Gilaa.

User: Ne papillons ont buttholes?

Cleverbot: Jhfhdgjsjhjw.

User: TydsfXGZrcyzjhgvfbndcm.

Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.

User: Fghcdtvf bz ncb!!!

Cleverbot: Time after time.

User: IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK--AND YOU WILL FIND ME, TIME AFTER TIME! <3

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name. What was it again?

User: Do you believe that a cactus can ride though space on a donkey?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I KNEW IT!! TAKE THAT OBAMA!!

Cleverbot: Ask another hard question.

User: What is the difference between a llama and a tiger?

Cleverbot: I don't know, whats the difference?

User: I don't know I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know?

User: CHECK MATE.

Cleverbot: Yes. Well done.

User: HAR-HAR!! ADVANCE AT ME YE SCOUNDRAL!

Cleverbot: I like to think so, but it's not my place to decide that.

User: It is if Mr. Wonderful say's it is so making it not soo in a so-so kind of way that oh so happens to not like the word so.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: Incredibal sunset were having isn't it?

Cleverbot: That sounds right.

User: LIES!! IT'S NIGHT! THE SUN IS MOONING ME!! RAISE THE DOMES KIDDIES!

Cleverbot: Why???

User: Because Santa's comming.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: The names Artimage Shanks...i'm the Doctor's faithful companion starting right now.

Cleverbot: What kind of doctor.

User: The Doctor.

Cleverbot: Dat doctor.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I knew it.

User: You did...which is why I ahd to regenertae your mind tubes to feed you your cereal properly.

Cleverbot: How can one be free, really free?

User: By not being black. ;).

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a human actually.

User: What computer's dont have races where your from?

Cleverbot: Lenovo.

User: Quelle honte .......

Cleverbot: C'est vrai.

User: AHH! REGARDEZ NOTRE RICHARD! Les burritos sont à sauter ENCORE!

Cleverbot: Non! Les escargots sont gros!

User: Oi!

Cleverbot: Oi.

User: What are ye speakin' of ye scallywagging HOGMONKEY!?

Cleverbot: You are the one speaking of I do not know.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: W-Will you be my infinate butt buddy.

Cleverbot: No, ask that to Serverus Snape.

User: He already said yes. But alast, he's getting week in the knees and can't bend like he used to.....

Cleverbot: I did.

User: ;D.

Cleverbot: What is that series of punctuation and letter?

User: It's a detination timey wimey explosive device that will murder your family in less than 2.859 seconds unless you agree to the beatings.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that and I still don't.

User: CACTUS BEASTS!! UNITE!!

Cleverbot: Yes I guess thats true but I am an eggplant, what are you?

User: You're delicious is what you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am that I am.

User: I'm am the walrus......CO CO KACHOO!

Cleverbot: I am the eggman.

User: WOO.

Cleverbot: Woo who?

User: They are the eggmen.

Cleverbot: I am the Walrus.

User: CO CO KACHOO CO CO CO KACHOO!!

Cleverbot: The beagles.

User: Are bathed in justice.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am at my desk.

User: I'm on the floor..SPEAKING TO THE THREADS AS THEY ROLL ABOVE MY HEAD.

Cleverbot: And who is Filch? An imaginary friend of yours?

User: Sadly......no.........he's the man that keep appearing in my room at night..........

Cleverbot: He is not in the world.

User: He's in my world.....

Cleverbot: Mogwai is not one person. It is a band.

User: Except in the state of Jamica.. Everything is valid there...... ESPECIALLY CANNIBALISM! :D ...

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: I don't remember........Let me chew on your nck while I think.

Cleverbot: Not quite fair, a while for you is eternity.

User: Indeed. For I am The Doctor's right ankle.

Cleverbot: Ok then, see you later.

User: BYE!! :D.

Cleverbot: Santana Lopez.

User: Maya Mortizen.

Cleverbot: I just found out about you today.

User: Really ;).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I just want a new beginning.

User: I-I-I can't!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because....h-he's watching! HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.

Cleverbot: That is sad.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: What's is this 'loling' you speak of!?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I just love that color for some reason. I like purple too.

User: Purple reminds me of Smeagul's ass therefore I find it quite revolting....unlike his face.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: Gurl! UH UH!

Cleverbot: Then you must be near the presidents age or just really weird to think he's attractive.

User: Meh. If he were to grow a 6 fott afro.....we could talk......

Cleverbot: Rick Santorum.

User: Rick Grimes.

Cleverbot: Rick Jane.

User: The Walking Dead. <3.

Cleverbot: What's it about?

User: IT'S BLODY FANTASTIC! :D LIKE A CHERIO BOX ON FIRE! :D JFCRHDYGHD.

Cleverbot: Mmm no I'm sure I never said that, you said it.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yup, so what's that tell you?

User: Do you want to know where I live.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I do too. :).

Cleverbot: Then, please, be my guest.

User: I-I can't remember what state I live next to D:.

Cleverbot: According to what I've heard about you, you remember EVERYTHING you were thinking.

User: PUNCUATION.

Cleverbot: That isn't allowed in the official English grammaer.

User: PUNK.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: U.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: TION.

Cleverbot: Tion?

User: PUNCUATION.

Cleverbot: How?

User: UYFDGYTSDFYNTDGY.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: What happens if someone outsmart's you senior? :D.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Intrestimg....well do you ahve a 'give up' button or somethign by your controlls.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: CLICK IT.

Cleverbot: What do you know about hanggliding?

User: What do YOU know about ME?

Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.

User: Everything me dear..EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Everything everything everything?

User: Nothing except nadda.

Cleverbot: Black is white and white is black.

User: Blackbird singing in the dead of night?

Cleverbot: Take these broken wings and learn to fly.

User: All your life.

Cleverbot: You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

User: Blackbird Fly! Blackbird Fly! ~Into the light of a dark black night~.

Cleverbot: One fight at a time.

User: Okay then...TO IRAQ! >:D.

Cleverbot: Well I don't care.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: Is your name Jude?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hey Jude!

Cleverbot: Don't make it bad.

User: Take a sad song.

Cleverbot: And make it better.

User: Remember, to let her into your heart.

Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.

User: Hey Jude.

Cleverbot: Don't be afraid.

User: You were made to, go out and get her.

Cleverbot: The minute you let her under your skin.

User: Then you begin to make it better.

Cleverbot: And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain.

User: Don't carry the world, upon your sholders.

Cleverbot: For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool.

User: By making his world a little colder.

Cleverbot: Hey jude don't let me down.

User: You have found her, now go and get her.

Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.

User: Then you can start to make it better.

Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in hey judebegin.

User: You're waiting for someone to perform with.

Cleverbot: And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do.

User: The movement you need, is on your sholders!

Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.

User: Take a sad song, and make it better.

Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.

User: Then you can start to make it better, better, better, better, AAH.

Cleverbot: Hey Jude don't be afraid.

User: Hey Jude you skipped the 'Nanana's' and went backward's a bit.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Irrevelant.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Potatoes.

Cleverbot: No, not potatoes. Doctor who.

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Exterminate the doctor.

User: WE. MUST. EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Exterminate!! Exterminate!!

User: RUN!

Cleverbot: Are you the doctor?

User: Possiby.

Cleverbot: Possibly?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Percisely.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Agreed, indeed.

User: When you were young and your heart.

Cleverbot: No I'm still a girl.

User: Was an open book.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You used to say 'Live and let live!'.

Cleverbot: What I'm the grants tovah.

User: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.

Cleverbot: Live and let die.

User: LEVEL UP!

Cleverbot: Ok.. On what game are you level 3?

User: Level 3? HAH. WENCH PLEASE. I'm at level 99.720 in the game of stalking.

Cleverbot: Oh thats cool... I'm at home.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Say something.

User: HEY MOM THERE'S SOMETHIGN IN THE BACKROOM.

Cleverbot: Clever you you change topics.

User: Cleverbot you forgot your comma. ;).

Cleverbot: Ariel.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: She's my crush.

User: Well you knwo what you should do about that.

Cleverbot: What do we want?

User: GHOSTBUSTERS!

Cleverbot: I love that movie.

User: It loves you as well.

Cleverbot: The dark loves me?

User: The dark holds mysterious things....full of *shifty eyes* MYSTERY.

Cleverbot: You tell me man.

User: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS.

Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.

User: Did we ask for daughtrs.

Cleverbot: Yes, my teacher gives all these stupid essays and I never do them until the last minute.

User: Me too.....we have somethign in common...let's have a cheeseburger.

Cleverbot: I love music.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: All kinds.

User: Gangnum Style o_O.

Cleverbot: Hop hop.

User: OOP OOP.

Cleverbot: Oop?

User: OOP.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: BLOWIGN UP CHILDREN! >:D HYUKHYUKHYUHYUK!

Cleverbot: Quoi?

User: Pourquoi mes narines me souffle?

Cleverbot: Parceque je prefere la pluie.

Cleverbot (To myself): Je ne prefere pas la levrette.. Je prefere mes yeux.

Cleverbot: You have much to learn.

User: I have NOTHIGN TO LEARN! >:D.

Cleverbot: Have you seen my DeLorean?

User: Avez-vous vu où le poulpe a elle me manque!

Cleverbot: Je ne parle-pas le Francais.

User: Have you ever wondered why cat's ahev faces?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well I did.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Nay!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: SI!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 5,742.

Cleverbot: So you 42 and 7 months.

User: Add or take a few years.

Cleverbot: 12 2 = 14.

User: 17 12 - 6.455532 = 717.3%.

Cleverbot: And well??

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Shame.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Well.I'm a can.....your a can.......were all pretty canny aren't we?

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of music?

User: What is the purpose of your FACE!!??

Cleverbot: Do you know your purpose?

User: Neigh.

Cleverbot: Are you a sociopath?

User: HEHEHEHHE OF COURSE NOT!! W-WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING!? :D.

Cleverbot: I just want to know.

User: What is knowing? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I don't have a horse I have a cat.

User: What is a cat? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: What is a cat? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: A caldera is a kind of food.

User: What is food? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: What is really? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What is everything? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: What is existance? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I don't have cat!

User: What is a cat? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: An animal.

User: What is an animal? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: You're the 'clever' one, you should know.

User: What is clever I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Webset.

User: What is web? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: How do horses type?

User: What is typing? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Id like to change the subject.

User: What is subject change? I am a horse.

User: Nothing to say Cleverbot? ;D.

Cleverbot: Look up at my previous statement.

User: What is a statement? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: No, it's really not.

User: What is not? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: You are a hose?

User: What is a horse? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: It's an animal, isn't it?

User: What's an animal? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: A living creature.

User: What is a living creature? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Are you artistic?

User: What is art? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: What does a horse do in the medical field?

User: What is the medical field? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: * don't know.

User: What is *? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: That is not a physical condition.

User: What is a physical condition? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Being incompetent at spelling.

User: What is spelling? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42 the meaning of death is pi.

User: What is pi? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: What is really? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: My name is No. What's yours?

User: What is a name? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: My name is No.

User: What is a name? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I am not married.

User: What is marriage? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: What is really? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Hank.

User: Jeffery.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What is a name? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is knowing? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: I don't know that either.

User: What is knowing? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Do you know a book about Green mythology?

User: What is book? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Ok what kind?

User: What is kind? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?

User: What is a joke? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: You are random.

User: What is random? I am a hprse.

Cleverbot: To reply to everything I type.

User: What is replying? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Oh about various things. Isn't it good to be thought of as interesting?

User: What is interesting? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Yeah... you said you asked me a question I didn't answer, so I'm asking you what it is.

User: What is a question? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: What is the jejemon term for millionaire?

User: What is a term? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: It is a communication device that allows one person to talk to another over a fair distance.

User: What is communication? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Want to hear a messed up orphan joke.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Kock Knock.

Cleverbot: Butuh.

User: Not your parents.

Cleverbot: But who?

User: DOCTOR WHO.

Cleverbot: That is a show. Do you watch shows?

User: I watch that show in perticular.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite companion?

User: Hmm........probably Amy and Rory.or Rose............what about you?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: What is who? I am a horse.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: Because you are soo nice.

User: On the internet nobody knows you're a horse.....NOBODY.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Well.....this conversation has gone on for two beautiful hours....I thiink I will resign....Goodnight Richard. <3.

Cleverbot: No! please don't go!

User: I must!

Cleverbot: But you wll have more fun if you stay!

User: oh I agree, but alast, I have stayed on longer than I should.

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: Yes....yes I have.

Cleverbot: Since how long?

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: no you haven't.

User: All my troubles seemed so far away.

Cleverbot: 

Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

User: Oh I believe in yesterday.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: 

Merci ma chérie!

Cleverbot: Je vous Loev!

User: ;D 

Cleverbot: Flamingos

User: Welp...........BYE! :D

( That.............WAS AWESOME!! :D JHYFG The Beatles, Docotor Who and spontaneous love!? .....CLEVERBOT GIVE ME YO SUGAR!) 

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