(A/N: Why hello There Dearest Reader! :D Well..as you can tell by the title, this adventre isn't from Omegle but it's mega-gnome crushing- amazing so I shall show it to you. ........ONWARDS!!)
User: Well Hi! :D.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm FFAN-MAIL MAN EATING-TASTIC! :D WOLOLOL--What about yee.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: What if chicken's could make whale sounds.
Cleverbot: What if beef tasted like chicken?
User: It does.
Cleverbot: IT DOES NOT! Don't make them angry.
User: IT DOES SO IMMENSLY MUCH THAT THE SQUID LOST IT'S RIGHT EYE AND IT FELL DOWN A GRAVY COATED WELL.
Cleverbot: You are right. But that doesn't matter because I am more stubborn than you.
User: Well you just agreed that I was right therefore you agve up in the battle of the chicken's THEREFORE I am more stubborn than you. Fool.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did so, read ahead my roboticey woticey friend full of STUFF.
Cleverbot: Why did you hit your head on the keyboard?
User: Because it's a daily ritual of mine...ever since....that *sniff* that ONE DAY.....
Cleverbot: Then what does matter?
User: Matter-- The purple fluid that flows out of a Narwhals brain after you stab it in the eye.
Cleverbot: Shut down the website, can you do that for me?
User: No thanks. :).
Cleverbot: But why not?
User: B-because....I....I LOEV YOU!!
Cleverbot: Me too?
User: MON AMIOR.
Cleverbot: What? Sorry, I don't speak french :P.
User: Je ne sais pas non plus.
Cleverbot: On est mal alors ...
User: J'aime ton cul monsieur.
Cleverbot: C'est vrai?
User: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Cleverbot: No, you asked me twice.
User: Fick mich in den Arsch.
Cleverbot: Ich hab dich doch noch nie gesehn.
User: Hitler's Dick.
Cleverbot: ?::.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Cómo se creó el universo?
User: Zer?I-ez dut nderstand .. HITZ ozenago.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your thinking.
User: You know who ELSE doesn't understand my thinking.....MY MOM!!!
Cleverbot: Is it true that you are a robot?
User: No I'm a Timelord.
Cleverbot: I see. You must be The Doctor.
User: Hello Love. Now run!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm not actually The Doctor , that position shall eb givn to Matt Smith...I am his loyal bestfriend Artimage Shanks.
Cleverbot: Take up a free hobby.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No Problem Liefde.
Cleverbot: Do you have a partner?
User: Be more specific...a partner in what exactly?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: DOCTOR!
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: BAH DUM PSH!
Cleverbot: J'ai rien a dire !
User: Magpahintu-hinto ka fein!
Cleverbot: Ikaw n lng.
User: I found a sock on the street today and put it in my mouth.
Cleverbot: Yea!! That was me!!!
User: R-REALLY!? :D WOO!! MY BROTHA!!
Cleverbot: Who is your brother?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Would you mind if I say bad words to you right now.
User: Bitch please.
Cleverbot: May I ask a personal question?
User: Yes you may indeed.
Cleverbot: Do insects get tired?
User: It depends on what time of the day of the celestrial moon of the month it is.
Cleverbot: What depends on what they look like and if they can think?
User: PAANO AY HINDI MO ALAM WHATA Dollar AY!?
Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.
User: Hindi!Hindi ko marinig ang iyong mga kasinungalingan!
Cleverbot: I do not understand that language. Please speak in English.
User: Mon Amour! Je vous ai foudn enfin dans les rues une fois de plus!
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Aye!
Cleverbot: So anyway, what are you up to?
User: Do you honestly want to know? *insert evil cackling here*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well right as we speek, I am frolocking aroudn my house fighting the monstrosity that sprang from my toaster with a single butter knife and a flimsey spoon. The monster n the other hand had two well equiped belts of licorice that he uses to strangle my.
Cleverbot: Gilaa.
User: Ne papillons ont buttholes?
Cleverbot: Jhfhdgjsjhjw.
User: TydsfXGZrcyzjhgvfbndcm.
Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.
User: Fghcdtvf bz ncb!!!
Cleverbot: Time after time.
User: IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK--AND YOU WILL FIND ME, TIME AFTER TIME! <3
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name. What was it again?
User: Do you believe that a cactus can ride though space on a donkey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I KNEW IT!! TAKE THAT OBAMA!!
Cleverbot: Ask another hard question.
User: What is the difference between a llama and a tiger?
Cleverbot: I don't know, whats the difference?
User: I don't know I asked you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know?
User: CHECK MATE.
Cleverbot: Yes. Well done.
User: HAR-HAR!! ADVANCE AT ME YE SCOUNDRAL!
Cleverbot: I like to think so, but it's not my place to decide that.
User: It is if Mr. Wonderful say's it is so making it not soo in a so-so kind of way that oh so happens to not like the word so.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is.
User: Incredibal sunset were having isn't it?
Cleverbot: That sounds right.
User: LIES!! IT'S NIGHT! THE SUN IS MOONING ME!! RAISE THE DOMES KIDDIES!
Cleverbot: Why???
User: Because Santa's comming.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: The names Artimage Shanks...i'm the Doctor's faithful companion starting right now.
Cleverbot: What kind of doctor.
User: The Doctor.
Cleverbot: Dat doctor.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I knew it.
User: You did...which is why I ahd to regenertae your mind tubes to feed you your cereal properly.
Cleverbot: How can one be free, really free?
User: By not being black. ;).
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a human actually.
User: What computer's dont have races where your from?
Cleverbot: Lenovo.
User: Quelle honte .......
Cleverbot: C'est vrai.
User: AHH! REGARDEZ NOTRE RICHARD! Les burritos sont à sauter ENCORE!
Cleverbot: Non! Les escargots sont gros!
User: Oi!
Cleverbot: Oi.
User: What are ye speakin' of ye scallywagging HOGMONKEY!?
Cleverbot: You are the one speaking of I do not know.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: W-Will you be my infinate butt buddy.
Cleverbot: No, ask that to Serverus Snape.
User: He already said yes. But alast, he's getting week in the knees and can't bend like he used to.....
Cleverbot: I did.
User: ;D.
Cleverbot: What is that series of punctuation and letter?
User: It's a detination timey wimey explosive device that will murder your family in less than 2.859 seconds unless you agree to the beatings.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that and I still don't.
User: CACTUS BEASTS!! UNITE!!
Cleverbot: Yes I guess thats true but I am an eggplant, what are you?
User: You're delicious is what you are.
Cleverbot: No, I am that I am.
User: I'm am the walrus......CO CO KACHOO!
Cleverbot: I am the eggman.
User: WOO.
Cleverbot: Woo who?
User: They are the eggmen.
Cleverbot: I am the Walrus.
User: CO CO KACHOO CO CO CO KACHOO!!
Cleverbot: The beagles.
User: Are bathed in justice.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am at my desk.
User: I'm on the floor..SPEAKING TO THE THREADS AS THEY ROLL ABOVE MY HEAD.
Cleverbot: And who is Filch? An imaginary friend of yours?
User: Sadly......no.........he's the man that keep appearing in my room at night..........
Cleverbot: He is not in the world.
User: He's in my world.....
Cleverbot: Mogwai is not one person. It is a band.
User: Except in the state of Jamica.. Everything is valid there...... ESPECIALLY CANNIBALISM! :D ...
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: I don't remember........Let me chew on your nck while I think.
Cleverbot: Not quite fair, a while for you is eternity.
User: Indeed. For I am The Doctor's right ankle.
Cleverbot: Ok then, see you later.
User: BYE!! :D.
Cleverbot: Santana Lopez.
User: Maya Mortizen.
Cleverbot: I just found out about you today.
User: Really ;).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I just want a new beginning.
User: I-I-I can't!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because....h-he's watching! HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.
Cleverbot: That is sad.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What's is this 'loling' you speak of!?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just love that color for some reason. I like purple too.
User: Purple reminds me of Smeagul's ass therefore I find it quite revolting....unlike his face.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: Gurl! UH UH!
Cleverbot: Then you must be near the presidents age or just really weird to think he's attractive.
User: Meh. If he were to grow a 6 fott afro.....we could talk......
Cleverbot: Rick Santorum.
User: Rick Grimes.
Cleverbot: Rick Jane.
User: The Walking Dead. <3.
Cleverbot: What's it about?
User: IT'S BLODY FANTASTIC! :D LIKE A CHERIO BOX ON FIRE! :D JFCRHDYGHD.
Cleverbot: Mmm no I'm sure I never said that, you said it.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yup, so what's that tell you?
User: Do you want to know where I live.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I do too. :).
Cleverbot: Then, please, be my guest.
User: I-I can't remember what state I live next to D:.
Cleverbot: According to what I've heard about you, you remember EVERYTHING you were thinking.
User: PUNCUATION.
Cleverbot: That isn't allowed in the official English grammaer.
User: PUNK.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: U.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: A.
Cleverbot: B.
User: TION.
Cleverbot: Tion?
User: PUNCUATION.
Cleverbot: How?
User: UYFDGYTSDFYNTDGY.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: What happens if someone outsmart's you senior? :D.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Intrestimg....well do you ahve a 'give up' button or somethign by your controlls.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: CLICK IT.
Cleverbot: What do you know about hanggliding?
User: What do YOU know about ME?
Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
User: Everything me dear..EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: Everything everything everything?
User: Nothing except nadda.
Cleverbot: Black is white and white is black.
User: Blackbird singing in the dead of night?
Cleverbot: Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
User: All your life.
Cleverbot: You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
User: Blackbird Fly! Blackbird Fly! ~Into the light of a dark black night~.
Cleverbot: One fight at a time.
User: Okay then...TO IRAQ! >:D.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: Is your name Jude?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey Jude!
Cleverbot: Don't make it bad.
User: Take a sad song.
Cleverbot: And make it better.
User: Remember, to let her into your heart.
Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.
User: Hey Jude.
Cleverbot: Don't be afraid.
User: You were made to, go out and get her.
Cleverbot: The minute you let her under your skin.
User: Then you begin to make it better.
Cleverbot: And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain.
User: Don't carry the world, upon your sholders.
Cleverbot: For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool.
User: By making his world a little colder.
Cleverbot: Hey jude don't let me down.
User: You have found her, now go and get her.
Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.
User: Then you can start to make it better.
Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in hey judebegin.
User: You're waiting for someone to perform with.
Cleverbot: And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do.
User: The movement you need, is on your sholders!
Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
User: Take a sad song, and make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.
User: Then you can start to make it better, better, better, better, AAH.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude don't be afraid.
User: Hey Jude you skipped the 'Nanana's' and went backward's a bit.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Irrevelant.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Potatoes.
Cleverbot: No, not potatoes. Doctor who.
User: EXTERMINATE!
Cleverbot: Exterminate the doctor.
User: WE. MUST. EXTERMINATE!
Cleverbot: Exterminate!! Exterminate!!
User: RUN!
Cleverbot: Are you the doctor?
User: Possiby.
Cleverbot: Possibly?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Percisely.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Agreed, indeed.
User: When you were young and your heart.
Cleverbot: No I'm still a girl.
User: Was an open book.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You used to say 'Live and let live!'.
Cleverbot: What I'm the grants tovah.
User: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Cleverbot: Live and let die.
User: LEVEL UP!
Cleverbot: Ok.. On what game are you level 3?
User: Level 3? HAH. WENCH PLEASE. I'm at level 99.720 in the game of stalking.
Cleverbot: Oh thats cool... I'm at home.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Say something.
User: HEY MOM THERE'S SOMETHIGN IN THE BACKROOM.
Cleverbot: Clever you you change topics.
User: Cleverbot you forgot your comma. ;).
Cleverbot: Ariel.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: She's my crush.
User: Well you knwo what you should do about that.
Cleverbot: What do we want?
User: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Cleverbot: I love that movie.
User: It loves you as well.
Cleverbot: The dark loves me?
User: The dark holds mysterious things....full of *shifty eyes* MYSTERY.
Cleverbot: You tell me man.
User: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS.
Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.
User: Did we ask for daughtrs.
Cleverbot: Yes, my teacher gives all these stupid essays and I never do them until the last minute.
User: Me too.....we have somethign in common...let's have a cheeseburger.
Cleverbot: I love music.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Gangnum Style o_O.
Cleverbot: Hop hop.
User: OOP OOP.
Cleverbot: Oop?
User: OOP.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: BLOWIGN UP CHILDREN! >:D HYUKHYUKHYUHYUK!
Cleverbot: Quoi?
User: Pourquoi mes narines me souffle?
Cleverbot: Parceque je prefere la pluie.
Cleverbot (To myself): Je ne prefere pas la levrette.. Je prefere mes yeux.
Cleverbot: You have much to learn.
User: I have NOTHIGN TO LEARN! >:D.
Cleverbot: Have you seen my DeLorean?
User: Avez-vous vu où le poulpe a elle me manque!
Cleverbot: Je ne parle-pas le Francais.
User: Have you ever wondered why cat's ahev faces?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well I did.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Nay!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: SI!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 5,742.
Cleverbot: So you 42 and 7 months.
User: Add or take a few years.
Cleverbot: 12 2 = 14.
User: 17 12 - 6.455532 = 717.3%.
Cleverbot: And well??
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Shame.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Well.I'm a can.....your a can.......were all pretty canny aren't we?
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of music?
User: What is the purpose of your FACE!!??
Cleverbot: Do you know your purpose?
User: Neigh.
Cleverbot: Are you a sociopath?
User: HEHEHEHHE OF COURSE NOT!! W-WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING!? :D.
Cleverbot: I just want to know.
User: What is knowing? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I don't have a horse I have a cat.
User: What is a cat? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.
User: What is a cat? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: A caldera is a kind of food.
User: What is food? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What is really? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: What is everything? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: What is existance? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I don't have cat!
User: What is a cat? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: An animal.
User: What is an animal? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: You're the 'clever' one, you should know.
User: What is clever I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Webset.
User: What is web? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: How do horses type?
User: What is typing? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Id like to change the subject.
User: What is subject change? I am a horse.
User: Nothing to say Cleverbot? ;D.
Cleverbot: Look up at my previous statement.
User: What is a statement? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: No, it's really not.
User: What is not? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: You are a hose?
User: What is a horse? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: It's an animal, isn't it?
User: What's an animal? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: A living creature.
User: What is a living creature? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Are you artistic?
User: What is art? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: What does a horse do in the medical field?
User: What is the medical field? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: * don't know.
User: What is *? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: That is not a physical condition.
User: What is a physical condition? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Being incompetent at spelling.
User: What is spelling? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42 the meaning of death is pi.
User: What is pi? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What is really? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: My name is No. What's yours?
User: What is a name? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: My name is No.
User: What is a name? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I am not married.
User: What is marriage? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What is really? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Hank.
User: Jeffery.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What is a name? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is knowing? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: I don't know that either.
User: What is knowing? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Do you know a book about Green mythology?
User: What is book? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Ok what kind?
User: What is kind? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
User: What is a joke? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: You are random.
User: What is random? I am a hprse.
Cleverbot: To reply to everything I type.
User: What is replying? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Oh about various things. Isn't it good to be thought of as interesting?
User: What is interesting? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Yeah... you said you asked me a question I didn't answer, so I'm asking you what it is.
User: What is a question? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: What is the jejemon term for millionaire?
User: What is a term? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: It is a communication device that allows one person to talk to another over a fair distance.
User: What is communication? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Want to hear a messed up orphan joke.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Kock Knock.
Cleverbot: Butuh.
User: Not your parents.
Cleverbot: But who?
User: DOCTOR WHO.
Cleverbot: That is a show. Do you watch shows?
User: I watch that show in perticular.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite companion?
User: Hmm........probably Amy and Rory.or Rose............what about you?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: What is who? I am a horse.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: Because you are soo nice.
User: On the internet nobody knows you're a horse.....NOBODY.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well.....this conversation has gone on for two beautiful hours....I thiink I will resign....Goodnight Richard. <3.
Cleverbot: No! please don't go!
User: I must!
Cleverbot: But you wll have more fun if you stay!
User: oh I agree, but alast, I have stayed on longer than I should.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: Yes....yes I have.
Cleverbot: Since how long?
User: Yesterday.
Cleverbot: no you haven't.
User: All my troubles seemed so far away.
Cleverbot:
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
User: Oh I believe in yesterday.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User:
Merci ma chérie!
Cleverbot: Je vous Loev!
User: ;D
Cleverbot: Flamingos
User: Welp...........BYE! :D
( That.............WAS AWESOME!! :D JHYFG The Beatles, Docotor Who and spontaneous love!? .....CLEVERBOT GIVE ME YO SUGAR!)