You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: whats your sex ..HAHAHAHAAH sex :']
Stranger: lmaooo
Stranger: f
Stranger: yours?
You: me too
You: i think....
Stranger: wtfff?
You: my gender changes every time i sneeze
You: so yeah...
You: I EXPAND
Stranger: W
Stranger: T
Stranger: F
Stranger: ?
You: ...TRIANGLES!!
You: :d
You: heheheheheeheh
You: awe
You: that
You: was
You: a
You: lower
You: case
You: D
You: fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk...MUFFINS
Stranger: are u high?
You: wanna make a baby? eh!? :'D
You: no im on the floor
Stranger: sure
Stranger: why not!
You: so thats...-looks up-
You: LOW
Stranger: i'll ask again
Stranger: ARE YOU HIGH?
You: i remember the last time i was bald...-thinks back to yesterday-
You: IM NOT HIGH..THATS MY PROBLEM
You: im not crazy..HEHE
Stranger: lol
You: lets go malest cheese DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: i cant spell creeper words....
You: hey..eggs are good....
You: I WANT TO WABBLE A CHICKNS WADDLE
You: thats sounds nasty
You: ='D
Stranger: so do ham
You: teras of JOOOY!!
You: dam ham
You: its evil EVIL
You: like gummy worms...with salt
You: SALT BURNS WHEN YOI SHUVE IT UP YOUR ASS
Stranger: i want chicken waffles
Stranger: i eat eggs with mustard
You: chicken waffles are my favorite color!
You: mustard is ....NASTY D:
Stranger: my favorite color are trash can
You: can i poke your eyeball
You: ball
You: BALLS
You: awe my cat is sleeping
Stranger: do you like hairy balls?
You: lets throw mustard pickles on him DD
You: eehehehehehehheeh
You: HA HA YOUR DEAD AND IM SO HAPPY YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE AND NOW YOUR GONE
You: oh and ..
You: just as long as they shave
You: wow...
You: this is the longest conversation i ever ga on here
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: people are usally creeped out by no...
You: LIKE MUFFINS
Stranger: i wont go
Stranger: you'e funny
You: thank not!
Stranger: you're not welcome:d
You: lol this dude on here asked if i was man or woman
You: andi said..
Stranger: i get high with perfume
You: im a female impersanator ')
You: ooooo
Stranger: i save my legs with sour cream
You: calone smells better :S
You: dog shit doesnt....
You: now....
You: GET OFF MY LAWN!!
You: -pulls out shotgun-
Stranger: do you have zits?
You: -aims it at you-
You: my pet awn gnome will rape you IIITTTTT WWWWIIILLLL RRRRAAAAAPPPPEEEE YYYOOOUUU GGGOOOOOOODDDD!!
You: like a boss
Stranger: i put shaving cream on my face and scream HO HO HO HAPPY CHRITMAS
You: EWW MY CAT JUST GOT ON MY BED
Stranger: kick him
You: IT IS NOW COVERED IN HIS BALLEY PRESENCE D:
You: no i love him
Stranger: y dog is pooping on your backyard
You: thats why i kick him
You: yeah i saw
You: i just stepped in it
You: he poops cornflakes
You: ..so i got my milk
You: MILK
Stranger: can you eat it?
You: DOG SHIT
You: COOOMMMBBBIIINNNEEEE
You: sure did
You: it tasted LIKE A MONKEYS BACK HAIR
Stranger: so if he poops cornflakes.... he pee milk?
You: wow i progressing fast
You: just 5 miniutes ago
You: you gave birth to me
You: so my first single word to you will be....
You: MOTHER GET YOUR BOBBIES DOWN HERE AND FEED MY SMALL COLORFULL ASS >
You: but that was just my first sentance...
You: my first word was...
Stranger: LMFAOOOOOOO
You: popcicle
Stranger: i eat cake with a knife
You: WHEN THAT DECIEVNG NERSARY RHYME SAID THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON
You: I BELIEVED THERE RYMEY ASSES
You: so when i saw a cow on the ground
You: i though it got shot and fell....
Stranger: i only know that you suck your dads dick
You: so i milked it! in its eyeball
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