The Many Adventures of Omegle

I-I don't even know what's going on here!?! xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Hi! :D

You: I have a question for you!

You: YOU!!

Stranger: ok

You: yes

You: YOU

You: Can I

You: brade your nipple hair? :D

Stranger: i dont have nipple hair

You: I beg to differ

Stranger: i sahved it allready

You: just take a look at those babies

You: THERE LIEK MINI SASHQUATCHES UP IN HERE

Stranger: which babies

You: MHMM

Stranger: im not pregnant

You: OH GURL

You: THE DOCTOR DIDN'T TELL YOU?

You: HAH

You: YOUR HAVING TWINS

You: OF THREE

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: ONE OF EACH

You: CONGRATS BABE! :D

Stranger: u said that u were using the pill

You: I lied

Stranger: crap

Stranger: welp

You: you KNOW that pills don't go well with my digestive system hon !:D

Stranger: twins it is then

You: SO

You: SURPRISE!! :d

Stranger: how are you gonna keep them fed

You: Can we name on of them Scandolf Skawindabaggins? :D

Stranger: i aint taking no job

You: Iv'e awlways loved that name <3

Stranger: saounds reasonable

You: YES!!!

Stranger: but

You: BUTTS ;D

Stranger: we need bigger home for the twins

You: psh! They can share a closet

You: they don't need space

You: there like what 2 inches big?

You: Hah!

Stranger: and youre gonna live in the toilet

You: R-Really!?

You: FINALLY!!