Taehyung:
Hello?
Jungkook?
Why are you calling?
Jungkook:
Is Bogum there?
Taehyung:
No not yet...
Why?
Jungkook:
Are you still planning on losing your virginity?
Taehyung:
I don't know
It's just what Bogum wants I guess
Jungkook:
What Bogum wants?
No Taehyung!
Bogum CANNOT take advantage of you!
Taehyung:
The-
Oh well... there's Bogum...
I got to go
Jungkook:
No.
You are gonna listen to me.
Okay... invite Bogum in and put me in your pocket.
Taehyung:
EW DO YOU WANT TO HEAR US FUCK?
Jungkook:
EW NO!
I mean like-
Just tell him you don't wanna fuck... I wanna hear how his reaction is gon' be.
NOW DO SO!
Taehyung:
Okay okay...
Jungkook POV
"Hey bogummie"
"Hey baby"
*kissing sounds*
"So are you ready to do this, tae?"
"Uhm... yeahhh about that..."
"Wait... you didn't change your mind did you?"
"Of course not!"
"Then what is it?"
"Yeah okay I changed my mind. I don't want to lose my virginity yet."
"Seriously?"
"I'm sorry Bogum"
"What are you doing?"
"Leaning in for a hug, we hug all the time Bogum... why not now?"
"Listen. Turn around."
"Okay..."
"Wait Bogum, don't. I said I didn't want to have sex!"
"Well I'm horny."
-Call ended-