Since you guys are awesome, I hit 2K reads yesterday! As a special thanks, have this chapter full of...
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Incorrect quotes! (I bet y'all are asking yourselves why I like doing this)
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Cancer: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Gemini: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Leo: Tackle him.
Scorpio: Dump him.
Sagittarius: Kick him in the shin.
Taurus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Leo: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Aquarius: My dad is homophobic. Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Leo, whispering: Your dad is homophobic.
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Scorpio: I'm not doing too well.
Scorpio: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Aries: *walks into the room*
Scorpio: Oh look there it is again.
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Gemini: Here you are, Virgo, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Virgo: Oh, it's cold.
Gemini: Nice cup of coffee.
Virgo: It's horrible!
Gemini: Cup of coffee.
Virgo: Is this tea?
Gemini: CUP
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Libra, banging on Aquarius' door: Aqua, open up!
Aquarius: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Virgo: No, she meant-
Capricorn: Let him finish.
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Scorpio: You need a hobby, Pisces.
Pisces: I have a hobby, Scorpio.
Scorpio: How many times do I have to tell you that pulling random things out of your large duffel bag is not counted?
Pisces: *silently pulls @x_Quack_x out of the duffel bag*
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Libra: Why do you slap a remote when it's not working?
Sagittarius: But why does it work when you slap it though?
Scorpio: *covering Pisces' ears while hissing at Sag*
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Cancer: Leo, no! This is a really bad idea!
Leo: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.
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Capricorn, is pissed off: Whenever somebody responds with "I beg your pardon?", assert your dominance by announcing "Then beg".
Taurus: ...
Taurus: Bro, are you okay?
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Cancer: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up.
Aries: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.
Virgo: Spiders.
Libra: Wasps.
Aquarius: Terriers.
Leo, whispering: Gemini.
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a single soul:
Gemini: wHO HAS SUMMONED ME
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Pisces: Hey [insert person's name here]!
Mean person: Screw off.
Pisces: :(
*Scorpio slowly takes out a gun*
*Cancer turns around*
*Sagittarius readies her bow and arrow (apparently she has them)*
*Gemini hisses in the distance*
*Libra glares at them*
*Virgo sneaks up behind them with a heavy dictionary raised*
*The other boys are hiding in the bushes with blow darts*
*The author has been summoned*
*Triggered readers have also been summoned*
Mean person: Uh, what I meant to say was... hello Pisces.
Pisces: :D
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I'm going to do 12 for now before I lose control.
Thank you all so much again for 2K reads, y'all are amazing!
Anyways, have a good day/night!
Peace out,
The author owo