Hey guys! Happy Valentine's Day! It doesn't matter if you're single or taken, but Valentine's Day is a special day to spend with your loved ones (notice that I said ones, as in plural), so go and tell your friends and family that you love them!
Oh who am I kidding, this isn't Loved Ones Appreciation Day, isn't it?
Anyways, here are some Valentine's Day (or at least love related) incorrect quotes, brought to you by the Zodiac Signs! Enjoy!
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Leo: I can't believe you're single on Valentine's Day.
Aries: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue...
Leo: Don't.
Aries, holding up a basketball: Basketballs are cheaper than dinner for two.
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Aquarius: *wakes up, checks calendar, and finds out that it's Valentine's day*
Aqua: Roses are red
Aqua: I'm going back to bed
Cancer, already up: Seriously?
Aqua, under the covers: leAVE ME ALONEEEEE
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Capricorn: Being single doesn't mean that you know nothing about love. Sometimes being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.
Virgo: *walks by*
Capricorn: *questioning his life decisions*
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Aquarius: *does literally anything*
Aries, to Leo: Somebody's in love.
Leo: No! I think he's cool. It's not like I'm up all night thinking about him!
Later that night
Leo, panicking: OH SHIT
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Pisces: Are you a cuddler?
Scorpio: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler.
Pisces: *proceeds to tackle Scorpio to the ground*
Scorpio: *choking* I said cuddling not choking to death-
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Gemini and Sagittarius: *sitting quite close together*
Polly, speaking to Gemini in her head: Say something romantic.
Gemini: *whispers* I'd date you
Sagittarius: *hears it* What?
Cassie, speaking to Gemini in her head: *says something quickly*
Gemini, repeating what Cassie told her to say: I SAID I HATE YOU
Polly, inside Gemini's head: *facepalms*
Sagittarius: *already knows what's going on because her role as a wingwoman to Leo has trained her to know more about romantic affection* No you don't.
Gemini, Cassie and Polly: UH OH-
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Aquarius: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Capricorn: Aqua that's a coma.
Aqua, walking back to his room: Sounds festive.
Capricorn: AQUARIUS YOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP MORE TO AVOID VALENTINE'S DAY
Aqua: WATCH ME
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Taurus: Do I look straight?
Cancer: I hope not
Libra: No
Capricorn: Nope
Virgo: Nah
Pisces: What?
Scorpio: Don't care
Taurus: I meant my parking
Everyone: ...
Scorpio: Still don't care
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Taurus: This one time Libra asked me if I was okay, and I couldn't choose between "I'm good" and "I'm okay", so I freaked out and said "I'm gay".
Cancer: That's how you came out to your sister?
Libra: Yep. He's an idiot.
Taurus: hEY!
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Sagittarius: I can't believe that we're stuck in this room together.
Gemini, dumps key in the trash: Truly unfortunate.
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Pisces: Look! I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Scorpio: You know, I'm not really a jewellery person.
Pisces: Oh. Well you don't have to wear it-
Scorpio: No, I'm going to wear if forever. Back off.
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Probably at breakfast
Aquarius: Ugh, the food's too hot. I can't eat it yet.
Sagittarius, whispering loudly to Leo: Say "You're too hot but I can still eat you".
Leo, whispering loudly: What?! No, I'm not saying that!
Aries, also whispering loudly: You have to! It's part of the meme!
Libra: ONE peaceful breakfast
Libra, pretending to tear up: ONE PEACEFUL BREAKFAST IS ALL I ASK FORRRR
Sagittarius: See, at least somebody knows their memes.
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I probably haven't been giving some zodiac signs a lot of attention in this chapter, but I tried.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Peace out,
The author owo