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By epiphanisticc

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a collection of my breakdowns and cursed posts More

i didnt come up with something funny for the title so fuck off
my writing is a goddamn piece of anal shit
mY ASSHOLE IS CONTRACTING
I FRIKITY FRAKITY FUCKED THE HELL UP
ill smash ur face right back into the EU
QUICK THING BC I WANNA TELL YOU
the school system can suck my cock
metaphors (head)cannons
rant 2 abt school bc it made me physically ill and its a piece of turtle shit
ro'meave family (metaphors) cannons
zvahl family (metaphors)cannons
brain wyd???
gUYSS
im scared
i am a shithole of procrastination goodbye
i felt happy for once???
jamborees are the fucking worst
charger please stop buzzing
my poo is frozen
its britney bitch
dont do this it's naughty
i am metaphorically and physically a bread loaf
no asscrack is bigger than this crack chapter
aesthetics;
send help
im bored so have this spoiler
i almost threw up on the side of the road
idk this made me sad
more metaphors cannons
funny crack to snort
can and will shove bottled water up my asshole
never do these but who cares
hEADCANNON
how i make my book covers
character voice playlist part 1???
i hate myself lol
question time!!!
school?? did you mean a n x i e t y??
im a stress cleaner!!!
(unfortunately) i am still alive
gobstopper
SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN
well im fucked
I HAVE BEEN SNATCHED
oh no
crack chapters!!
she got them apple bottom jeans boots
im bored
(ass) CRACK
y'alll
im happy
guess im homeless now lol
do you ever just [insert something obsurd and unrelatable] bc same
roses are red, water comes in a cup, i cant write so shut the fuck up
crack-/@:@:'sm
mood
autofill game and all that jazz
more shit from metaphors because honestly im hanging onto life by a thread
fucking kill me
happy belated holidays!!
a fuckin garrance concept
my shit friend is back and its worse
i fucking love life haha!!!!
new covers
metaphors asks!!
a concept;
another concept!!!
metaphors characters as out of context shit ive said
giving you no further context
bitch what the fuck
this is by far the greatest joke i have ever made
i am suicidal in general
my shopping list
'self care'? i dont know her
metaphors characters as questionable things ive said
no 1 cares but i love jin
oh my god
hhhHHhh i cant write
first i bang the drum, then i bang your mum
JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.
thank you all for coming. [empty chairs]
a parks and rec meme
fat ass craque
it be like that sometimes.
HOLY FUQ I NEED JESUS
how the fuck do you fit a dick in an asshole asking for a friend
look at me bein all irresponsible n shit
i have become god
i need hlep
IM SO EXCITED
why is this my life
this will probably get me arrested
fuck why am i like this
sometimes i actually enjoy writing
garroth is smooth as fuck
i gotta throw the whole me away
protip: dont give me responsibility
what up losers its me: a massive disappointment
mark my fucking worms
help im having a crisis
danger! fire kills children
damn tinkle winkle got deep
why my tub got these spiders in it?
seretonin? in this economy?
"i hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
new fuckin book yo
i just think its despaneato
boys who fuck are payed well
dress her like a squirrel
gregorian monks start deepthroating
gay confusion
all hail the cracker!
big time rush energy
i wana b ur secxsual partner
tbh
if god loves me, why cant i get my locker open?
im trying mooo
fuck i love writing
u get the limo out front,,, owo
this is so sad alexa kill god
*puts clothing hanger to lips* i cant hear you over this cigarette
tea sisπŸ™πŸ€“πŸ˜«
screamo? no thanks i onky listen to roblox parodies like a TRUE emo
nifty shades of beige
wip??? work in penis?
watch this as i go commit die
a tutorial
bavk at it again sis
we all starving sis
eating coochie? yes papa
fuckin whomst
THIS IS IT CHIEF
lmao
alcohol poisoning or allergic to human beings? god decides
do i hang the christmas decorations or myself?
happy new year!! n special announcement
god was all out of bad bitch when he made me
ion wanna do homework so facts about me
you can ring anybodys bell n get what u want
yee yee
i got peanut butter in my ass
FUCK Y'ALL JUICE
the tea is that god is dead
sorry im obnoxious, its called self-hatred
idiot pass me another tequila carefully
bathroom bathroom i gotz to pee imma sprinkle my tinkle in the hole where u pee
page 47 of tentacles
chuck
akakaksd
my buttcrack wide
DI K IN MY SJSKSKSSMSK
i hate the sjaksmsmska
ALSKAKAKA
hit me with that sdkrkalwl right in my😫
a ghost! nah thats my bake :)
today i will playing you an song
turtles turn up
i just wanna be a dog *barking*
worm the do
how can i be a city boy if i cant even raise a cucumber?
im gonna take my horse to the hotel room
jellyfish do their own fuckass thing
sicko mode on these penguin cheeks
wig
this is all ur gonna get, so Starve
cllap dem cheeks
ion even-
LIT RALLY
eye lit rally aint even gon a
reverse spiderman
i might be rewriting metaphors again lmao
hello
poop poop uh oh stinkeeee
change of username and a change of heart
AWOOGA
me
is cooch too mcuch to ask for
sksjdndm boob
i want to write more but am monky
jssjsjdnns men are sexy
is it illegal to be this sickπŸ€ͺ
no time lots stressπŸ˜”
DIDNT EVEN NOTIC THE PUNCHES STRt 2 ROLL U HAVE 2 KEEP UR FOCUS WHY DONT U SAYSO
important question!!
hol
bruh
dont
onlinr classes GO
i pretend i do not see google classroom notifications
me n the boys
no i will not

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garroth: bone jaw

laurance: what

garroth: bone jaw

laurance: what the fuck

garroth: it's french for hello dumbass

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