The defects (ZaSr, Zim X Skoo...

By autistic_equius

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(If you're reading this it means i broke my promise and i actually published it for the general public to bul... More

Chapter one
Chapter two
Chapter three
Chapter four
Chapter five
Chapter six
Chapter seven
Chapter eight
Chapter nine
Chapter ten
Chapter eleven
Chapter twelve
Chapter fourteen
Chapter fifteen
Chapter sixteen
Chapter seventeen
Chapter eighteen
Chapter nineteen
Chapter twenty
Chapter twenty one
Chapter Twenty two
Chapter twenty three
Chapter twenty four
Chapter twenty five
Chapter twenty six
Chapter twenty seven
Chapter twenty eight
Chapter twenty nine
Chapter thirty
Chapter thirty one
Chapter thirty two
Chapter thirty three
Chapter thirty four
Chapter thirty five
Chapter thirty six
Chapter thirty seven
Chapter thirty eight
Chapter thirty nine
Chapter forty
Chapter forty one
Chapter forty two
Chapter forty two
Chapter forty four
Chapter forty five
Chapter forty six
chapter forty seven
Epilouge-A/N

Chapter thirteen

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"Well know that i've hidden your location from the Xoriks, I might as well stay here with you for a while, just in case! Also my Voot cruiser crashed so I have no way of leaving." Skoodge said to Zim. Zim simply nodded, not looking up from his food. Skoodge had made toast, which Zim had never had before.

"This is really good, can you make my food ALL THE TIME?" Zim slammed his fists on the table in excitement.
"Uhh, no but i'll teach you how to cook."
"Oh, not as cool but it'll do!" It hadn't even been a week yet and Zim was already acting like his own self. But Skoodge and Zim knew deep down that the sad depressed Zim didn't just happen because he found out half the truth about the Tallests, Zim wasn normally like this, so sad. Maybe he always was and had simply hidden it?

Invader Skoodge wondered how many more emotions Zim had repressed, being the shortest Irken and being... y'know... Defective, but he didn't know that... He had to seem tough. The proud Irken he always admired was an act all along, then again what wasn't an act, who was Zim really?

"Well now you're here Skoodge you can help me with my plan to conquer Urth!" Zim cried, pushing his empty plate further up the table.
"But Zim... You're mission isn't real, there's no reason to." Skoodge reminded him.
"Oh yeah." Zim sighed, his antennae dropped.
"Well is there anything else we can do?" The taller Irken asked,l.
"Well we could go to Skool?" Zim sighed, resting his head on his hands.
"What's Skool?"
"A place human smeets go to learn stuff, my rival Dib is there. I hate Dib."
"Then we shouldn't go..."
"But there's nothing else to do and besides that human worm hasn't bested me yet!"

"Ok let's go then!" Skoodge clapped his hands together excitedly.
"Yes but you'll need a disguise." Zim stared at Skoodge for a few moments. "Here i'll give you one." Zim got up from where he was sitting and ran somewhere.

A few minutes later Zim ran back into the kitchen with Skoodge's disguise. A curly blonde wig and green contact lenses.
"I got these for you Skoodge!" Zim said, very proud of himself.
"Oh why thank you Zim." Skoodge quickly put the disguise on, and was ready to go to skool.

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