(Italics=flashback)
"Adrien! Marinette! Wake up!"
Sabine Cheng was standing over the two purring teenagers. What a strange sight.
The two stirred and got up slowly. "What time is it?"
Sabine checked her watch. "8:30 am. You guys must have been purring for the whole night!"
"Waaait..." Mari began to get up. "We were purring?"
"Both of you."
"Oh..."
"Well..." Sabine continued, "this is getting a little hawkward, so I'll just leave you two to continue purring."
Sabine backed out of the room to continue doing the housework.
Adrien just stared. "What just happened?"
Shrugging her shoulders, Mari signalled for Adrien to get ready back home.
(le time skip to school)
Part 1: Psychological Revenge
"Good morning, class," Miss Bustier greeted, "As you know, I will be giving out the task sheet for your assignment. Also, I have already decided your groups."
Adrien and Mari tensed. Please, not Lila...
Alya and Nino tensed. Please, not Lila...
Chloe tensed. Please, not Lila...
Max tensed. Please, not Lila...
Kim and Alix tensed. Please, not Lila...
"Adrien, Mari and Lila will be in one group. Are you okay with that?"
Adrienette just shot daggers at her.
Lila just looked at her shoes. She was expecting that.
"Fine. Alya, Nino and Lila will be in one group. Are you okay with that?"
DJWifi shook their heads in disapproval.
That's weird, Lila thought, Why don't they wanna be in the same group as me?
"Okay...then Chloe, Sabrina and Lila will be in one group. Are you fine with that?"
"I OBJECT!" Chloe stood up, shouting, "PUT HER WITH SOMEONE ELSE!"
"What about Max, Sabrina and Lila then?" Miss Bustier suggested, wondering why no one seemed to agree with her. Did that have something to do with Lila?
"Not. Happening." Max shook his head.
"Kim, Alix and Lila?"
"NANI?"
"Umm...why do so many of you not want to be with Lila?"
"BECAUSE SHE'S A LILAR!"
Oof.
Lila was close to tears. Instead of her turning everyone against Mari, she had turned everyone against her.
After school, Adrien dragged Lila under the stairway.
"You know, Lila, I could easily turn everyone against you. Think about it. Everyone," he said, pointing to himself.
His finger turned to Lila. "Versus no one."
"Adrien, no!"
"Oh, don't worry, Lila, I can be as cruel as you are. Or should I say, Lilar?"
"You..."
"From now on," Adrien began.
"From now on," Lila had said.
"you and I..." Adrien continued.
"you and I..." Lila continued, showing all the evil she had in her eyes.
"are at war." Adrien concluded.
"are at war." She concluded.
Cackling, Adrien left, leaving a shocked Lila behind.
Cackling, Lila left, leaving a shocked Marinette behind.
"What is happening?" Lila sat down as tears flowed out of her eyes.
Serves you right, b****.
(le time skip to later)
Josh had helped the supers make a YouTube channel. For all their civilian identities, of course. And the first thing to do...was to diss Lila.
But...there was nothing to diss her about besides the fact that her channel was called LilaRoss. No "I" meant selflessness, which she obviously didn't have.
Adrien opened his news app, to find that Lila had a high chance of being sent to some sort of "special correctional school".
"That's it! I have the perfect idea!"
Part 2: YouTube Dissing
No one likes you, Lila Rossi
Nothing personal, kid
But we must go all out
Just this once
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're "amazing"
Lila or Liar, whichever will it be?
Sit the frick down Lilar b****
I'm here to spill the real tea
You lie to all the supers, so you can work for moths (Wow...)
But you from Italy, you lose so you better think you haven't won
Working with Hawkmoth, you'll be done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye, b****, gone
So come on Lila-liar
Looking hungry for some drama
Here let me serve your b**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
Lila girl ain't nothing but a b**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
Look at Lila Rossi, she's just crying for her momma
B**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
Lila girl ain't nothing but a b****, lasagna
B**** lasagna
B**** lasagna
Lilar girl just wet herself in her pyjamas
So you know he's taken, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
We get our friends all by ourselves and you need lies to get him. (wow)
Did you know you might be shipped to some weird school?
It's like some correction thingy. Whatever that is, not cool.
Vol-p-p-pina, what is that supposed to mean?
Your name sounds like it comes from a mumble rap community
Good luck in your prison cell in 2023
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fricking party like-
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're "amazing"
You mean you don't have proof?
Check this one out!
A clip of Lila came on screen.
"-and I'm working for Hawkmoth-"
Tell me, what's this about?
This girl ain't a dumb chameleon
Stupid fox or random liar girl
But a mother*bleep*er
Otherwise called...
Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Lila girl ain't nothing but a Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Look at Lila Rossi, she's just crying for her momma
Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Lila girl ain't nothing but a Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Lila-sagna
Lilar girl just wet herself in her pyjamas
Josh pressed the "stop" button. "Guys, that was awesome!"
"Awesome? Nah. I'd say that was...well...how do say it in the nicest way?" Max began.
Josh tensed. Did it turn out as expected?
"We HAVE to look at that DOG face of hers when she sees it!"
Phew.
"This is going to work SOOO well." Marinette smirked.
Part 3: Trogglehumpers
"Now, on to the next part of the plan. Lila's currently taking a nap, and I'll make a dream and bring you through it." Josh said, before zapping everyone.
As everyone found themselves in some sort of a theatre, scenes began playing.
The first scene was from the episode "Chameleon". Lila had confronted Mari after class that day, claming that-
"You and I are at war." Lila had declared, "You will lose your friends and wind up all alone and Adrien will soon be mine."
"We'll see about that, Lila, we'll see."
The next scene was of Adrien pulling Lila down the stairs.
"From now on," Adrien began.
"From now on," Lila had said.
"you and I..." Adrien continued.
"you and I..." Lila continued, showing all the evil she had in her eyes.
"are at war." Adrien concluded.
"are at war." She concluded.
In the audience, everyone was squirming with excitement. This was sure to give the b**** a scare.
As soon as she finished the waterworks and got out, Alya and Nino pulled her into a corner.
"So..." Alya began, "I heard we have a liar lurking in our midst..."
Nino just crossed his arms and stood there, not saying anything.
"And she tried to get our best friend expelled..."
Lila looked horrified.
"I...uh..never lie! It was really...um..."
"There you go," Nino spoke up, "One more lie. Listen, Lila girl, we ain't trustin' you anymore."
"So stay away from Adrienette...or else."
SLAP!
She deserved that.
Not long after, the rest of the superhero team surrounded her.
"Lilar girl, do you need any Lila-sagna? My mother just made some yesterday!"
"Hey, here's my phone. I thought you would need it since you're crying for your momma!"
"Hey, Lila, aren't you potty trained? You should be at this age. Like, look, you wet yourself in your pyjamas."
The voices got louder and louder until all sounded like a mess of...sound. Soon enough, the dream ended, just as it was planned to do.
Lila woke up in her bedroom, finding that she had accidentally clicked on a very noisy video. Closing the app, she sighed.
"Hopefully, that dream won't come true."
If only she knew how wrong she was.
Part 4: Dreams Come True...
(Adrien: Why does it say "dreams"? It should be "nightmares"!)
(Mari: *just listening to some rtandom BLACKPINK song*)
(Adrien: WHY MUST SHE LISTEN TO IT HERE? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?)
(Mari: *ignores although she knows how much Adrien hates BLACKPINK, especially As If It's Your Last*)
(Phyo, my classmate: *just sings along, not knowing why she's on the set*)
(All the boys: *rolling eyes*)
(le time skip to next day)
"So..." Alya began, "I heard we have a liar lurking in our midst..."
Nino just crossed his arms and stood there, not saying anything.
"And she tried to get our best friend expelled..."
Lila looked horrified.
"I...uh..never lie! It was really...um..."
"There you go," Nino spoke up, "One more lie. Listen, Lila girl, we ain't trustin' you anymore."
"So stay away from Adrienette...or else."
SLAP!
She deserved that.
Not long after, the rest of the superhero team surrounded her.
"Lilar girl, do you need any Lila-sagna? My mother just made some yesterday!"
"Hey, here's my phone. I thought you would need it since you're crying for your momma!"
"Hey, Lila, aren't you potty trained? You should be at this age. Like, look, you wet yourself in your pyjamas."
The voices got louder and louder until all sounded like a mess of...sound.
Adrienette smirked. This was exactly what they had planned for.
"Thanks, Josh." The couple muttered, knowing he was listening, wherever he was.
And of course, back in Singapore, his ears "perked up" as he received a signal from across the fourth wall.
"You're welcome," he whispered, as he buried himself in the warm covers and pillow. Fine. Not-so-warm. The air-con was at 18 degrees Celsius. But still.
He had, with the help of the team, defeated the Lila-Sagna. In a way.
And that was the only reason to celebrate.
Because, he knew, soon, for him and the supers, would be the exam period.
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