Rhys: *When he finally does something illegal* I mean, yes okay that wasn't strictly legal, but it was just one time! Leif is the one who usually gets us into trouble!
Leif: Really?! Name one time!
Rhys: The time you caught fire to our tent.
Leif: ...Name two times!
Rhys: The incident in at the center of Oakheart that led to us being barred from entering there ever.
Leif: ...
Leif: ...Name three-
Rhys: I have your antics listed both alphabetically and by severity. You DON'T want to start this discussion.