the booty book

By radflowercrowns

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the booty book
restroom stalls
boobs *sunglasses emoji*
5sos in la
one reason why boys suck
acacia brinley clark
panic! around people ((aka anxiety sucks))
periods
money and clothes
characters
wattpad errors
possessive much?
school
internet friends yoooooo
wattpad errors 2.0
5sos vs 1d
uk fans vs us fans vs canadian fans vs australian fans vs fUCKIN EVERY FAN EVER
5sos vs 1d part dos
IIIIIMMMMMM GONNA SWWIIIINNNGG FROM THE CHAAAAANDEEELIEEERR
parents
boys
fake philosophy 101
hormones
butthole and farm gurl
band shirts
girl stuff
children
wow thnxs mom for making me feel better about myself!!!11!1!
WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS
yes, she looks so perfect is the only song 5sos have!!11!1
#foreveralone
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A BAD REPUTATION
butterflies
drama bombs
Story Time
i need a life
thank you *does splits*
homework
city folk
note to the booties
sports referees
nirvana
Issues
*YODELS* OOOONEEE MOOOOOOORE DAAAAAAAY
the purge in real lyf?????? whatj??//?/
yolo swag suck my ass bitches
popularity
life and stuff
irritating people on wattpad
acacia brinley clark 2.0
adulthood
my anaconda
wheres mah dignity
i was a naive bastard
reads and poop
basic bitches
idk bye
lost in stereo... types
a lil inspiration
IM 1D AF
math
tryin 2 hard
school angst
hate & opinions
sexuality
friends
fat dogs
life problems
babys ice-cream commercial
mothers
wattpad update
adventures of fran at WWAT tampa
5sos drama
work
REASONS WHY JEN SHOULD COME TO ORLANDO
oh look its another wattpad complaint hi
people from school
perky ass wattpad-ers, people and shit in general
perky poo part 2
SUPERNATURAL B)
#ASKACACIA
alex from target
#PRAYFORZOE
rich kid from school
A message to 'you'
fuck you, fuck me, fuck everyone.
"fat"
Commenting
ferguson kind of
5sos issues
Goodbye KIK
australia
eFFORT
larry shippers
when you put fran in the middle
the booties
holidays
fKIN MUSIC
hehehe
skyping
skyping part 2
just a little itty bitty poopoo on yo shoe shoe
poop
family
wassup
internet fronds af
>:(
coincidental dreaming
zerrie lol soz
labelling
YOYOYO
hiding behind the bushes.
loner life song
apPLE
ayyyy lmao
the outsider
well..
sup
OML DONT WORRY
Wtf
zoe <3 jen
cliques
iM SO HAPPY
??????
snow days
50 SHADES OF NOp E
fanfic endings
❤fabby abby❤
THANKY OU
bitch u tight af
why u slut shame ??????
you already know
;////////
z to-the a to-the y to-the n
A new direction.
YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN NUMBERS.
hELP A BOOTY OUT
jesus' own invention
IM BACK
what hurts the most.
://
I AM A NICR PERSON. bitch.
THINGS PEOPLE DONT ASK/SAY/DO
WHAT
I HATE MATHS SMH
*steps up to mic*
IMPORTANT NEWS
i am meme trash
over thinking
uM
DRAG ME DOWN
car*** reyn****
basically
naps
one last thing before I log off
FUXK THIS NEW UPDATE
first week of school
IMPORTANY!!!!!11,,,,,,1111111!!!!!!!!!!!
lil miss philosopher ellie and her new theory
:-(
What I've learned.
ZOE LOVES ZAYN
SGFG REVIEW
SGFG REVIEW: 2.0
life *heavily sighs*
the unavoidable feminist rant
things i dont understand
MADE IN THE AM REVIEW
kinda Paris related
life update/an original school rant
happy holidays!!
sOrry
5sos rolling stone interview
5sos rolling stone interview 2.0
:,)
arzaylea
*adele voice* hello, it's me
hello, friends.
zoe
JEN AND FRIENDS
Hello.
for him.
ABBY'S STORY

fuCCKING W ATTPAD

631 18 5
By radflowercrowns

hello friends long time no see how u doin???? it is i, ambee

bzz bzz violent bee noises bZZZZZ

picture to the side of my face whilst writing this 

BUT YEAH ANYWAY

WATTPAD

i'm just so fuCKEN ANGRY WITH WATTPAD OK

ON MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT IT KEEPS ON UNFOLLOWING PPL 

THAT I DID NOT WANT TO UNFOLLOW

LIKLE FUICK OFF U FUCKINBG FUCK YOU DO NOT GET TO CHOSE WHO I FOLLOW AND WHO I DO NOT FOLLOW YOU ARE NOT MY MUM GET OUT OF MY FAcE

AND WHEN UR ON THE GODDAMN MOBILE FUCJUGB APP IT WOBNT SHOW SIME CHAPTERS

OH MY GOD IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE LEGITIMATE LY I HAD TO POST ONE OF MY CHAYPTERS INM PIZZA BOY TWICE ANF I LIKE THREE PEOPLE STILL COULDN'T SEE THE FUCKHG CHAPTER ANF I HAD TO SENF YTHEM IT VIA INBOX

DO U KNOW HOW SHITTY AND UNPROFESSIONAL AND GROSS THAT IS?????????? HMMMMMMMMMMM WATTPAD??? DO U ?????? I T IS VE R Y GROSS AND UNPROFESSIONAL AND SHITTY OK VE R Y

ANd it deLETED AN ANTRIEE FUCKING CHAPTETR OF PIZZA BOY SO I HAD TO REUPLOADF THAT AND ALL THE COMMENTS GOT UNSYNCHED LIKE DO U KNOW HOW OFFENDED I WAS????? VERY OFFENDED OK I WAS VERY OFFENDED BY WATTPAFDS ACTUONS 

AND THE NEW FUCKUBG UPDATE FOR THE PROGILE 

IS SO UGLY I WAN TTO CRY

WE LEGIT DIDN'T UPDATE THIS GODDAMN ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT WAS SO UGLY, likE, IGNORATION OF THE FUCJKGH THING AND CONTINUOUS PRESISNG OF "DISMISS" WAS AL LFIR NOTIHNG AND I COULDN;'T BE ANY,ORE ANGRY

SUMMED UP:

WATTPAD, FUCKH OFF 

lots of love amber oxoxoxoxoxox

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