♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... Více

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
yoongi gets a job
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin 💔 up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet

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Junglebook holy shit holy shit.

SpilledTae wat.

Junglebook a hot guy walked passed me holy shit.

SpilledTae yeh probs me.

Junglebook no u ugly piece of shit.

Junglebook he WINKED at me!

SpilledTae o.

MochiJimin panicked gay ^^^

Junglebook not like u will ever find a bf Jimin u smol midget.

Sugafreedaddy dw Jimin u have me.

MochiJimin 0.0

Junglebook who's the panicked gay now aye?

Toesuck Jungcock what did he look like? The guy?

Junglebook um he had like strawberry blonde hair.

Glamproon rAngA

Toesuck when tf did u get here.

Glamproon when I fucc ur mum

Toesuck have fun with that.

Junglebook can u like let me finish you wrinkly cane toads.

SpilledTae ....

Worldwidehandsome I THINK I AM LESBIAN.

Worldwidehandsome oh wait oops I didn't mean to send that just now.

Glamproon 🤦🏽‍♀️

Worldwidehandsome Tamcoon what did I say about you being a man not a fucking woman.

Glamproon 🤦🏻‍♂️****

Glamproon happy mother?

Worldwidehandsome Namjoon sweetie u can come out of the closet u know I don't mind if your transgender coz when I first met u I thought you were a egg faced woman anyway so.

Glamproon fuck u.

Worldwidehandsome sure.

MochiJimin incest.

SpilledTae wait I thought Namjoon and Jin were together? Now he's Jin's son. Wtf incest much?

MochiJimin u blind rat I just said it was incest.

Junglebook FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME LET ME FINISH ISTG.

Toesuck o.o

Junglebook ANYGAY, he had strawberry blonde hair that actually smelt like strawberries so I wanted to fucking eat it and his eyes were so blue he made me horny and want to face fuck his eyes.

Toesuck changed Junglebooks name to HornyCunt

HornyCunt not my fault JIMIN broke up w me.

MochiJimin bruh tHat was like 3 years ago, and it was for two minutes until your annoying ass kept asking me for n00dz.

HornyCunt still u were my first boyfriend :(.

MochiJimin date Tae he likes u.

HornyCunt wot.

SpilledTae. Wat.

HornyCunt nothing.

SpilledTae JIMIN WHY DID U SAY THAT ON THE GC ISTG ILL MURDER U.

MochiJimin *realises u still messaged on the gc*

Sugafreedaddy I'm trying to sleep.

MochiJimin not a surprise.

Glamproon at this moment Tae knew, he fucked up.

SpilledTae um I have another friend called jungkook yeh yeh.

HornyCunt like I'm gonna fucking believe that. Tae do u actually like me?

SpilledTae uh no.

HornyCunt o. Jimin u fucking liAr.

Worldwidehandsome this whole chat makes me want to summon a demon and let them fucking burn me alive.

Sugafreedaddy mood.

Sugafreedaddy Jin I'm w u I want to do the same.

Worldwidehandsome ur now my favourite son.

Sugafreedaddy I thought I was ur least tf.

Worldwidehandsome ur my favourite now.

Sugafreedaddy smh.

Worldwidehandsome holy shit someone give me a tampon I'm bleeding.

Glamproon lmao ok where u bleeding from.

Worldwidehandsome my nose.

Worldwidehandsome I HAD MY PERIOD UGH.

Toesuck so u think girls have nose bleeds as there period.

Worldwidehandsome THEY DO THO! u dumb pieces of shits.

Glamproon


Worldwidehandsome oh.

Worldwidehandsome photoshop.

Glamproon 🤦🏽‍♀️

Worldwidehandsome ur trans.

Junglebook "tHeRes loTs tO leArN aBouT peRioDs"

MochiJimin and I- oop

Worldwidehandsome well I'm gonna sort out my period shit bye losers.

SpilledTae ffs.

a/n um lol.

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