messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho:
so
jisung and i made a mistake
woojin:
oh god
here we go again
changbin:
it's three in the morning
what could have you possibly done
felix:
did you like fucking adopt more cats or some shit
minho:
excuse you
that is not a mistake.
but anyways
uhhhhhh
well.
chan:
jesus christ
what did you two do
jisung:
oopsies
seungmin:
BLUEBERRY SUNG MADE A COMEBACK
jeongin:
OH MY GOD
MY FAVORITE
hyunjin:
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISNT A MISTAKE
THAT WAS THE BEST DECISION EVER
soojin:
oh my god, hannie
you look so good
how is that a mistake
jisung:
it isnt🙈
i just wanted to make you guys get scared
minho:
🥰🥰🥰
it came out so good i'm so proud of myself
my baby looks so fucking cute🥺🥺
woojin:
i hate you children sometimes
you really had me scared you guys did something
but blueberry sung really is the superior sung
chan:
i cant believe minho dyed it
you did a really good job honestly
minho:
i kNow
i'm so proud
i could be a hair stylist
jisung:
it doesn't even feel dead either
and we bleached it and then dyed it blue
hyunjin:
did your hair fall out
jisung:
not much
only a few strands
hyunjin:
HAHA you're going bald
jeongin:
hyunjinnie should dye his hair
hyunjin:
i like my black hair thank you
seungmin:
come onnnn
you're the only one here that hasn't
hyunjin:
THATS NOT TRUE
WOOJIN HASNT DYED HIS HAIR
OR CHANGBIN
OR OR SOOJIN
soojin:
i've dyed my hair
hyunjin:
k nvm-
changbin:
i've dyed my hair too, just a darker shade
woojin:
...
leave me out of this.
don't drag me into this.
i'm not trying to go bald.
hyunjin:
exactly!
i don't wanna dye my hair T^T
soojin:
i'm like tt, just like tt
sorry i had a moment-
jeongin:
hyunjinnie is a loserrrrrr
a big loser!
hyunjin:
do you want to feel death when you play with my hair
jeongin:
fair point
fiiiiiineeeeeeeee
i'll convince you one day!^^
hyunjin:
you do that baby
seungmin:
lmao i had an idea
like what if jeongin dyed half of hyunjin's hair the color he wanted and i dyed the other half the color i wanted
hyunjin:
STOP BABE
YOURE GONNA INFLUENCE INNIE
I DONT WANT TO BE BALD
seungmin:
hehehe
jeongin:
oooooooo
i'm tempted.
hyunjin:
stop trying to kill my hair :c
minho:
i'm dying my hair soon
after jisungie goes back to brown
i think he wanted silver on me
so
felix:
why not do it right now
minho:
eh i kinda like my dark hair
so i'm trying to soak it in as much as i can before it goes damage zone
felix:
ahh
i think i wanna dye my hair
maybe like a strawberry
changbin:
wait oh my god :(
that would be so cute
and your pink sweater :(
please baby
that's gonna be so cute
soojin:
since when did changlix get all affectionate
jisung:
at the beach
they both missed it
so now they're embracing their gay
soojin:
wow i'm going to feel even more single🥴
I WANT A MFING GIRLFRIEND
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR
IM NOT EVEN ASKING FOR SPECIFICS
JUST A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
IM NOT PICKY
PLEASE
chan:
who are you yelling at
soojin:
god.
he's not answering my fucking calls.
BECAUSE HES A BITCH
please i just want a girlfriend🥺
felix:
it's okay
you always have chungha and twice
soojin:
🥺🥺🥺
t-they don't know i exist
jisung:
they know you exist in their hearts
soojin:
:c
when i find a girl
i'm going to tell you guys all about her
and then probably get my heartbroken
because life is filled with disappointments!
jeongin:
oh no
soojinnie who hurt you
soojin:
someone that's not relevant but the hurt still is
it's just i won't ever have a relationship like minsung :,c
they're so fucking cute
minho really flew out to see jisung just because he saw him cry over how much he missed him and how scared he was of moving to malaysia
guys i'm so fuckinf devastated
why can't i have a relationship like minsung
why can't someone just love me
fuck this i'm just gonna go cry to the truth untold
sad lesbian queen: out
jisung:
i really would love to fucking punch her ex
that's all i gotta say
felix:
i'm finding her a girlfriend this summer
minho:
i wish we were friends with more girls
just so we could have them beat up whatever bitch hurts jinjin
but jinjin is literally the only girl we talk to
changbin:
soojin deserves the world
jeongin:
petition to find soojin a good girlfriend
hyunjin:
signed.
authors note:
i feel so bad because like i get so many notifications for this book now that i cant reply to everyone when they leave comments and i just hhhh
i like interacting with you guys & i don't want you guys thinking i'm a rude author for ignoring you guys :,c
so if i don't reply to you- please know i still love you and you still mean a lot to me okie🥺please don't feel unloved🥺🥺