messenger
texting: group chat "district nine."
changbin:
should we change the group chat name now
soojin:
wait what
am i one of the boyz
hyunjin:
i mean i guess.....
hmph.
soojin:
shut up hyunjin
i'm one of the boyz now
minho has changed the group chat to "district nine + one"
minho:
we're still district nine
you're just our plus one
soojin:
omg look at me
i'm living that y/n life
ok which one of you am i fucking
jisung:
neither.
do not fuck any of my friends.
soojin:
it's okay i'm already a lesbian queen
chungha is my baby
actually no, park ji-min is
no no wait taeyeon is
actually wait..
seulgi is.
dude i don't know there's too many hot girls in kpop for me to be like "I SPECIFICALLY WANT THIS ONE" like no man i want all of them🥺
they're so cute ugh
i love girls
GUYS CHUU IS SO FUCKING CUTE
I LOVE CHUU
SHE BREATHES AND GOES "i'm baby" AND I JUSR WANRJDSJKSSKSK
i want to kiss her softly
seungmin:
i thought you wanted to kiss woosung
soojin:
i'm in gay hours bro
but i do wanna kiss woosung
handsome god
anyway, GIRLS.
felix:
the only girls i like are twice and you
soojin:
OMG WHOS YOUR TWICE BIAS
felix:
JOKES ON YOU TO THINK ID HAVE A BIAS WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE PERFECT ANGELS
soojin:
I KNOW RIGHT ??!!
THEYRE SO CUTE
AND THEIR COMEBACK HHHHHH
FANCY BE PLAYING IN MY HEAD EVERYDAY
felix:
I LOVE THOSE ANGELS SO MUCH
I GOT THE HONOR TO SHAKE ONE OF THEIR HANDS AND I KINDA CRIED ON THE INSIDE
THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON
LIKE HELLO I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
minho:
i don't think this conversation is for me
i'm way too gay to be in this conversation
felix's heterosexuality is shining through
felix:
SHUT UP
HAVE YOU SEEN TWICE
I WILL BE HETEROSEXUAL FOR THEM
THEY DONT EVEN GOTTA PAY ME
THEY CAN JUST BE LIKE "hey felix"
AND ILL BE LIKE "hI OMG HI HI WHOS CHANGBIN YES IM SINGLE"
changbin:
i don't know whether i laugh, cry, or just be offended
jeongin:
all three
at once
felix:
honestly not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for twice
soojin:
ME TOO THEYRE SOO HHHHH
ANGELS
ACTUAL ANGELS
woojin:
is this just felix and soojin fangirling
chan:
of course it is
you mention twice and felix goes wack
changbin:
i think he loves twice more than he loves me🥺
minho:
quit complaining you big baby
he fucks you so be quiet and enjoy that dick
jeongin:
i-
that escalated quickly
chan:
the meanhoe jumped out
woojin:
oop-
seungmin:
but is he wrong,,,
hyunjin:
sksksksks
soojin:
THERES SO MUCH GOING ON
YOU GUYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKING
WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED THAT OH MY GOSH !!! MINHO CALLED THE GAY FUCKS OUT
jisung:
it wasn't expected
minho:
anything i say is never expected
soojin:
exactly
anyways
hoes mad
and i'm hoes
because jisung and minho leave me tomorrow night and i'm already missing them so much like they made their stay here so so so much fun:(
and hyunsoo completely adores them both and for ONCE that brat didn't annoy me and he was just playing with minho and jisung
i don't even see these two until summer :,(
i'm so MAD and SAD
hoes smad
felix:
you should come to korea over summer!
you could meet all of us and really be with the boyz
soojin:
i'll ask🥺🥺🥺
anyways i'm going to go cry over minho and jisung leaving and then i'm gonna bully them
and cry some more
later losers
jeongin:
bye jinjin
we luH you!!!<3
soojin:
<3
authors note:
okay so i'm probably going to delete this later but i just want to fLEx my gay shirt
as han jisung once said,, "GAY"
also yes it is i, the author, who is also an egirl
i wonder how many of you expected this/imagined me to be HAHAHA
anyway gay rights and happy pride month