SanNuclear it's not late! The ask and/or Dare is completely unlimited til the end of this book!
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Singapore: *comes in the class as the teacher*
Students know as Malaysia, Timor, PNG, Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, Myanmar, Cambodia, Indonesia: *doing there own business pretending not to see him*
Singapore: *ahems*
Students: *still pretending he didn't exist *
Singapore: *AHEM INTENSIFIES*
Students: *magically turns into good people as they sat on their seats good-mannerly(?)*
Students: good morning...
Singapore: what's with the sad tones?
Malaysia: the shit storm arrived in my perfect and beautiful day
Singapore: bitch please you weren't the Malay I know in bed
Malaysia:
Singapore: *adjusts glasses like the cool guy he is*
Singapore: class, I will welcome you all for your new substitute teachers
Singapore: because this was from a dare that SanNuclear made
Singapore: and I'm not gonna be your teacher for a while
Students: *celebrates silently*
Singapore: but not to worry, I won't be gone
Students:
Singapore: as Im gonna act like you guys...
Singapore: fucking idiots
Students:
Singapore: I mean good pupils
Singapore: Anyway, here are your substitutes
Philippines: *pops out of the door and introduced Brunei like how Will Smith introduces his son*
Indonesia: wtf why is Phil there?
Singapore: because the dare told her to
Indonesia: why am I not in it?
Singapore: not everything's about you Indo
Indonesia: I
(I'm not attacking Indonesia ;m;)
Brunei: *shows off his cute smile* hello everyone~!
All the ASEAN girls: *fangirling*
Philippines: *does the same thing from Brunei* hello everyone~!
All the ASEAN guys:
Philippines:
All the ASEAN guys:
Philippines: *pouts in the corner*
Brunei: as what Singapore said—
Singapore: *ahems* it's mister Singapore
Brunei: come on, D'you think I'd actually say that?
Singapore: say it or you won't be seeing your friends anymore
Brunei: but aren't you guys my friends?
Singapore: *GLAAAAAAAAARRRREEESSS*
Brunei: y-yes, sorry. Correction, mister Singapore,
Singapore: dats right bitch
Brunei: has been kind enough to replace his shift to make this opportunity a reality and I'm glad to do it with my lovely...friend, Ms. Philippines
Philippines: hey
Laos: *raises hand*
Brunei: yes Laos?
Laos: you guys make a perfect duo and all, but are you really capable of handling us?
Vietnam: I mean, you knows us—we're reckless
Brunei: nonsense, if I wouldn't be able to handle it how am I still intact with this wild monster around? *cocks head at Philippines*
Philippines: I'm right beside you you know?
Brunei: oh *laughs embarrassed* did I do that to you? I was actually breaking my neck
Philippines: *narrows eyes*
Malaysia: Phil get back on your seat I wanna take over
Philippines: you have no obligation to do so *shows tongue*
Malaysia: fuck you
Singapore: LANGUAGE
Malaysia: English
Singapore: *sighs*
Brunei: Anyway shall we start our lesson?
Philippines to Brunei: what're we gonna talk about
Brunei to Philippines: I thought you already had something in mind
Philippines: but you're the teacher here
Brunei: so are you
Philippines:
Brunei: you forgot didn't you—
Philippines: ALRIGHT EVERYONE! LETS TALK ABOUT CELLS
Class: *deadpan* yay..
Brunei: so y'all know what cells are?
Thailand: they are the tiny pieces of life that could build up into different beings in this world
Brunei: very good Thai, you receive plus points!
Thailand: uwu
Brunei: anyone else got an answer ?
Cambodia: they are small pieces of shit that make all other pieces of shit that includes me
Brunei: well, that is true..but you shouldn't speak so negative about yourself
Cambodia: well uh, I've been doing this for over a decade now has no one noticed anything?
Philippines: to start of, there are actually tiny parts that build up a cell
Brunei: and we are here to discuss what're the parts of the cell and how does it function
Malaysia: great. And you brought someone with you who had the "dragon scroll" in her test a few chapters ago
Philippines: haha, that was in the past so forget about that
Malaysia: well, recently you failed at—
Philippines: MOVING ON
Philippines: there a different types of cells that vary in different life systems but we shall focus on the main two cells: Animal and Plant cells
Philippines: what're the differences between Animal and Plant cells?
Myanmar: there are cells for plants and animals....duhh
Indonesia: oh oh! Plant cells are formed like cubes as for the animal cells are formed in a spherical shape. The plant cells have a cell wall while the animal cell doesn't. The plant cell also contains chloroplasts in which gives the color of the leaves and flowers as for the Animal cells contain centrioles which help the process of mitosis or the division of cells. And the Animal cell is more active than the plant cell.
Philippines: very good Ate Indonesia! Well done you receive plus points as well
Indonesia: uwu
Brunei: anyone else got some questions regarding the topic?
Malaysia: *raises hand*
Brunei: anything regarding the topic?
Malaysia: *lowers hand*
PNG: *whines* I wanna go hooome!
Timor: don't worry, we'll have lunch soon
Vietnam: wait a minute, aren't they too young for this class?
Timor: nobody wants your opinion Viet-Chan
Vietnam: but I was just asking..
Singapore: in this class, all ages and other species are allowed to join
Laos: and what kind of other species are you talking about exactly?
Singapore: *looks at Philippines*
Philippines: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS BULLY ME ;-;
Singapore: because I'm supposed to be the one there with Brunei
Brunei: okay okay, stop fighting over me
Philippines: I am not fighting over you it's Singapore who started it!
Singapore: the alien is talking bullshit pull her out immediately and let me handle it
Philippines: oh it's on *rolls up sleeves*
Indonesia: *trying to stop them* PEOPLE PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING
Malaysia: fight fight fight!
Timor and PNG: *joins Malaysia*
Indonesia: *facepalms*
Indonesia: other side characters will you please help me?
Laos: dafuq why're we called side characters?!
Vietnam: that's unfair
Thailand: *emits dark and thick aura around him*
Myanmar and Cambodia: *has legally brought weapons with them*
Indonesia:
Indonesia: ...that was a joke *laughs nervously*
Laos: ITS TIME FOR THE "SIDE CHARACTERS" TO HAVE THEIR OWN CHAPTER GDI
Vietnam, Thailand, Myanmar, Cambodia: YEAH
Indonesia: I have committed a mistake *runs*
Philippines and Singapore: *already fighting somewhere*
Malaysia: TEAR HIS DICK APART
Timor and PNG:
Malaysia: I MEAN BETTER PICK UP A CART TO THROW AT HIM
Malaysia, Timor and PNG: *cheers at their fight*
Brunei:
Brunei: ah shit, here we go again
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That didn't go as planned...