L'a pov
"Baby?"
I looked up for the computer to see Nika sitting right bet side me at the Island. What she want now?
"Yes Unika?"
I looked back down at my computer, I was tryna do some work for the 1st time this week. She just been distracting me all day.
"I'm hungry, can you order me pizza please?"
This girl always fucking hungry.
"Why Tf can't you do it yourself?"
"Cause I want you to."
"I'm busy man."
"But I'm hungry!!!!"
I sucked my teeth.
"Fine."
I went online and ordered her some pizza and wings and I got a large pizza so her ass can stfu and stop bothering me.
"There I ordered it, now leave me alone."
She just at there staring at me.
"Unika, why are you staring at me?"
"Causeeeeeee I'm bored and you to busy to give me any attention."
Couldn't be the type of girlfriend to leave a nigga alone when he working?
"That's cause I'm working. Yo lazy ass don't got a job, so you wouldn't know what hard work feels like."
"Putting up with you is hard work."
She said nonchalantly while shrugging her shoulders.
"Well now you can pay for your own pizza."
"You still gone pay for it anyways."
"Watch me not, better hope you still got some money."
"Don't do that L'aaaaaa!"
"Nah I'm hard to put up with right? Bet, pay for your own pizza."
"You so mean to me. You a mean boyfriend."
"Mhm and apparently I'm hard to put up with too."
"Nooooooo baby, don't be like that."
"Nah fuck you."
"Baeeeeeeeeee!"
*ding dong*
"Hope you can pay for your pizza."
She pouted and went to open the door.
"Bitch y'all not the damn pizza man! Tf you doing here?"
"Girl hush."
I heard Maks voice say. They all came into the kitchen and sat down.
"What y'all niggas want?"
Nika asked coming into the kitchen after them.
"We got some fucked yo news bro."
Dot said catching my attention. I closed my laptop and looked at them.
"What's up?"
I asked confused.
"WAIT!! Before y'all start, I got a question. Who wanna pay for my pizza that will be coming in some minutes? L'a not shit and don't want to."
"You said I was hard work, so you lost yo chance to get free food."
I rolled my eyes.
"But-"
"Here Nika, now shut up!"
Mak said throwing her 2 $50 bills. Tf she need $100 for pizza for?
"Ouuuuu ty Makido! Y'all go ahead and talk now.
Nika said as she came and sat right on my lap. So many damn chairs and she gotta sit here? Right on my dick too.
"Anyways back to what I was saying, Rondo and Cdai got locked up and niggas saying Tay snitched."
Dot said. Nigga what?
"My nigga Rondo in jail? Man who gone drive me around now?!"
Nika said pouting.
"Shut up Nika. Who saying Tay snitched?"
I asked confused cause I know my bro ain't no snitch.
"Edai, that nigga spreading that shit too. The whole south side already know about that shit."
Mak added on.
"This about the Uber driver ain't it?"
I asked and they all nodded.
"Damn man, my bros gone now? That ain't right cause we all know Tay ain't no snitch."
"On 600, they better plead innocent. This shit wrong asf. Tay supposed to be his bro, we all supposed to be bros. Why would he snitch?"
Dot said. I shook my head in disappointment.
"Be the one most close to you man."
*ding dong!*
"OUUUU MY PIZZA!"
Nika jumped off me and ran to the door.
"So what we gone do man?"
"Well ain't nobody talking to Edai fake ass right now, so I guess we just wait to see how shit play out."
Mak said. I nodded.
"We gotta go visit them niggas man."
They all nodded in agreement. Nika came back in the kitchen with her pizza and wings and sat right back on my lap.
"Shit not gone be the same without them man."
JB said shaking his head.
"Damn this pizza good!"
Nika said stuffing her face.
"Don't worry man, we gone get them niggas out. Them niggas innocent we just gonna make sure it's proven."
Mak said.
"You straight bro?"
I asked looking at Tay.
"Always, niggas come and go but as for Numba 9 and Cdai, I hope them niggas get out."
"Nah bro, they gone get out."
Dot said.
"So like, who tryna go to the mall?"
Nika asked looking at everybody.
"Girl will you shut up!"
I snapped at her. She pouted and looked at me, then got up and went upstairs.
"Wtf is wrong with her?"
Mak asked confused.
"Ion know, she been attention seeking all day."
I said shaking my head.
"Ugh she prolly on her damn cycle."
He said making a disgusted face.
"That or she mad we can't celebrate our anniversary tomorrow."
"Oh yea, y'all have the baby shower tomorrow."
Tay said. I nodded my head.
"Damn, my niece finna be here soon."
JB said.
"I can't believe you finna have a kid bro. That's crazy, never thought I'd be you first."
Mak said dapping me.
"Yea, shit crazy. I can't wait till she comes, I get to hold her and all that shit."
I started thinking about it and it just brought a smile on my face.
"I wonder how Nika's gone act when she gets here man. I know it's gone be hard for her to accept it."
Mak said shaking her head.
"Yea but she not gone be around for long, ion want her growing up around all this shit."
They all nodded in agreement.
"You don't plan on giving Nika any kids, do you?"
Mak asked. I sighed.
"Ion know man, I might later on cause ion really like seeing her so sad and unhappy with me. But I still don't wanna have kids, Imma just let shit fall into place and off she gets pregnant then I guess we gone have a baby."
"Y'all asses made up hella fast since breezy came back around."
Tay said laughing. I rolled my eyes.
"Man, that nigga needa go 6 ft under ong. Tired of that fake ass nigga."
"That shits disrespectful, never would have thought Breezy would do that typa shit."
JB said in disappointment.
"Nika dumb ass too, she stay claiming you hurt her all the time but then goes and does the same shit. You been doing her good too and she go do this over Niyah funky ass."
Obviously you know Mak said that.
"Man I still can't believe she let him fuck."
That shit irritated me. She really gave my pussy away to my ex friend. Like how you give MY pussy away? I own it bruh, that ain't cool. We haven't even fucked after that, I'm just mad she gave my shit away.
"This why I'm staying single cause bitches now day, they not shit. Some of them be worse than niggas."
Dot said.
"How rude! Y'all not shit, disrespectful ass niggas. Now my feelings hurt."
I turned around and saw Nika watching us.
"Why you back down here?"
I asked turning back around.
"I can't be in my own kitchen?"
"But didn't you just-"
Mak ain't even finish his sentence cause he was so confused.
"Nigga I can walk up and down my damn house can't I?"
Attitude much. Tf she got an attitude for?
"You definitely over here bleeding and shit."
He said shaking his head.
"Nigga ain't nobody on they damn period!"
Idk what came over me but I started dying of laughter cause she mad for no damn reason.
"Wtf is funny?"
"You."
"How tf am I funny?"
"Cause you in your feelings for no damn reason and you really needa stfu."
"I'm not in my damn feelings! You in yo feelings! Y'all making me mad."
"We not even doing nothing! Girl I think you need a nap."
Mak said.
"Ion need shit, I had a good nights sleep! Stop being mean to me."
She started pouting again. How she go from mad to sad?
"Aight bro, shut up!"
She frowned like she was about to start crying.
"Don't yell at me!"
I looked at Mak.
"She's your best friend."
"Nigga she lives with you!"
She came over and sat on my lap again and started to finish her pizza. Wtf is wrong with this girl?
"Man you confuzzling."
"I'm not doing anything but eating pizza and y'all being mean to me!"
She put the pizza down and crossed her arms.
"Just keep eating yo damn pizza."
"Stop being mean to me!"
"Ykw? Fine."
"I want ice cream!"
"Then get yourself some damn ice cream."
"No you get it for me."
"First of all, do I look like your servant? Second of all, you're sitting on me."
"Fine don't get it for me."
"Anyways, whats the plan for today?"
"The mall!"
"Don't nobody wanna go to the mall!"
"I wanna go to the mall!"
"Well Nobody else does."
"But I wanna goooooo! It's not fair."
"Then go by yourself."
"But I want you to comeeeee."
"I'm not going to the damn mall Unika."
"Fine! Don't go then."
"I think someone need some dick."
Mak said.
"Ion need shit, you needa stfu."
"Get out your feelings Unika."
"I just said- Ykw? Stfu."
"Bet, you can get off me then."
I pushed her off me and she looked at me.
"Why would you do that?!"
"Cause you wanna act out. You can take your ass upstairs now."
"Fine!"
She stormed her lil ass upstairs.
"Mood swings, tragic."
Mak said shaking his head.
"Yea and if she keep acting like that imma throw her ass out the damn window and lock all doors in the house."
"L'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Nika whined from up stairs. I rolled my eyes, tf she want now?
"What?!"
"I missssss youuuuu!"
I swear she was just mad at me.
"Your girl miss you bro."
Dot said tryna be funny.
"Man."
"L'a!"
"What bro!"
"I said I miss you!"
"Tf you want me to do about that?!"
"I want you to cuddle with meeeeee!"
"No!"
"Why?!"
"Cause I said no! I'm busy!"
"This why I need a new nigga."
"I heard that shit too!"
"Ian say nun!"
"Oh yea aight."
Nika pov
"Wtf did I do now?"
L'a asked looking at me. I'm currently ignoring him just to make him mad cause I'm bored, Ian got nun better to do. Imma just fuck with him and make him mad for the fun of it.
"Bro, I know you hear me talking to you!"
Imma just keep eating my pizza and act like he not here. Let his mean ass stay mad.
"Man, what I did?"
"Bitch why you ignoring my nigga Leonard?"
Brooklyn asked coming in the room.
"No reason, I'm just bored."
"Man fuck you."
I heard L'a say. Y'all see this? He be doing this shit to me 24/7.
"Bitch you so wrong for that."
"He do the shit to me all the time."
"And bitch you be hurt asf. Stop fighting childish with childish cause then it's just gone end up with both of y'all dysfunctional asses mad af."
Brooklyn annoying ass said. Man, I can't even have no damn fun!
"That's not fair, he be doing the shit to me all the time and you don't say nun hoe."
"Bitch you like to annoy tf outta the man! Who wants to be annoyed 24/7?"
"Who wants to be ignored 24/7?"
Man I hate Brooklyn.
"Girl he ain't even been ignoring you lately."
"But he's been meannn!"
"Y'all so dysfunctional."
"I- bitch get tf out!"
How rude! Like why would she say that?
"Y'all are! Y'all weird asf too."
First of all, I'm not weird.
"She's weird, not me."
L'a said pointing to me. Lying is a damn sin and hell is hotter den a bitch.
"First of all, you are fucking weird!"
I said looking at him.
"I'm not weird, you're the weird one."
I'm not weird bro.
"I'm not weird nigga, you are!"
"I'm not the one who be tryna lick niggas and shit, that's you!"
Wow why would he just expose me like that?
"Eww bitch wtf?"
Brooklyn asked looking at me.
"Girl ion know wtf he talking about."
I'm not about to let this nigga expose me.
"Yes you do, I got a whole video."
He took out his phone and showed Brooklyn the video.
"Why would you do that L'a?"
"Cause you over here tryna lie like ion be having proof."
"Gross."
Brooklyn said looking at me. Ok look I can explain. L'a be having them days where he just be looking so damn cute, I just can't help but wanna lick him from his dick uppp. He just be looking so damn fine bruh, it's not my fault.
"Whaaat? I can't lick him?"
"Bitch Leonard's face is not lickable."
Why would she say that?
"Why would you say that?"
"Poor Leonard."
"Poor Leonard?! Bîtch what about me?"
"Girl he don't be tryna eat you and shit."
Bitch wtf?
"I don't try to eat him!"
"Girl you be biting him and all that, the abuse he goes through."
Brooklyn said shaking her head. I looked at L'a who was all into his phone and shit like always.
"Abuse? He be smacking my ass like it's a damn basketball."
He looked at me and smiled. Like he be leaving my shit with bruises and shit.
"That's cause it's shmackable! It just be there jiggling and shit, tf you expect?"
I looked at him like he was a dumb ass. In reality he was dyslexic asf.
"So you smack my shit tell my ass can't sit?"
"Definitely, you be acting up. Gotta teach that ass a lesson."
"this why y'all weird."
I forgot Brooklyn ass was still in here tbh.
"Y'all girls needa be put in yo place, especially this lil ass girl here. She stay talking to me like she crazy, with her attitudes and smart ass mouth."
He looked at me. Who he talking about? Couldn't be me, Ian got no damn attitude.
"Ian got no damn attitude."
Brooklyn and L'a both looked at me.
"Girl have you met you? Yo attitude be the worst, especially when you don't be getting your own way."
Bitch who tf asked yo nasty ass?
"Brooklyn ain't nobody ask you hoe."
I said looking at her.
"And you tryna say you ain't got no attitude."
L'a said shaking his head.
"I don't!"
"Yea aight."
"I don't L'a!"
"Yes you do, I'd know. I live with yo ass, I deal with yo ass everyday and long enough to know you got a damn attitude."
"Girl ask anyone, they all gone say you got an attitude."
Ion got no damn attitude, if I do it's cause they piss me off.
"You got that spoiled ass attitude too."
He forever saying I'm spoiled bro, y'all even know I'm not.
"Yessss that one be the worst, she be ready to stop talking to y'all when you don't get what she wants."
That's a damn lie, I'm perfectly fine when I don't get what I want.
"That's a damn lie, ion be doing nun when they don't get me what I want!"
"Nah you be dead ass doing the most when you hear the word no."
L'a not shit y'all.
"I do not!"
"Girl imma be honest with you, you dead ass be doing the most when niggas tell you no."
If this bitch Brooklyn lie again.
"How? Explain hoe."
"Girl, you be whining, and annoying tf outta niggas till they say yes. Then you be catching an attitude and don't wanna talk to nobody when they don't get you what you want, you be expecting to get everything you ask for."
"Why y'all making it seem like I'm spoiled?"
I definitely do not get everything I ask for.
"Cause you are!"
Brooklyn bitch, stfu!
"No I'm not!"
"Man, if you not spoiled let's make a bet then."
I looked at him, he evil bruh. He gone make it some shit that gone get me caught up.
"What kinda bet?"
"Ummm shiiiiit oh I know! If you can go 2 weeks without whining, pouting, complaining, you know all that spoiled shit you be doing when you don't get your way? If you can go 2 weeks without doing all that when you don't get yo way, I'll shit idk....I'll give you anything you want for a month."
"L'a that's not fairrrrr, you always say no to meee."
"Aww see, you whining already. Come on just do it! You say you not spoiled right? This yo time to prove it."
I pouted, he always be putting me in fucked up situations.
"Mmm, fine!"
I was still hesitant but I gave in.
"Girl you not even gone last 3 days."
This bitch Brooklyn can get hit by a bus now 😐.
"Bitch shut upppp!"
"You just mad you can't do that spoiled girl act."
"And you mad you shaped like a 2L pop bottle."
"Bitch fuck you!"
"If y'all don't shut up!"
I looked at L'a. How rude.
"Rude much."
Brooklyn said holding her hand over her chest.
"Anyways, lets shake on it."
I shook my head.
"No I want a kiss."
He rolled his eyes.
"Fine, lets kiss on it."
"Yay!"
Y'all I like jumped on him and started attacking his lips.
"Wait, what if you win the bet?"
I asked getting off him.
"If I winnn, you cant touch me for a whole week."
My mouth dropped.
"Wait is no hugs, no kisses? Noooo that's not fair, I like to be all wrapped up under youuuu."
"Not unless I kiss or hug you first."
"But-"
"Aight fine 3 days."
He said making the time shorter.
"You so damn mean!"
"Bro, I need a break from your clinginess."
"I- wow ok."
"Whaat? I do, I still love you tho."
"Yea yea whatever fine. It's a bet, imma definitely win."
"No you won't, you whine on a daily but I guess it's a bet then."
"What does this start?"
"Mmm, now."
I rolled my eyes. Why would he do this to me? He's so wrong for this.
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