WAH?! The author didn't publish a new chapter for almost a WEEK?!
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uM- HaVe An AsK- LUST! HUG YOUR HOLEY BUT NOT HOLY BOI! HORROR! HUG YO LITTLE CUTIE EGG!
Lust: Ehehe, I see what you did there!
Lust: Also, how am I an egg?
Lust: That's still Horror!
Horror: Cos I love you, I wont take that offensively-
Horror: And thanks for callin' me cute! >w<
Lust: *hugs Horror aka Holey But Not Holey Cracked Crack-head Egg*
Horror: *hugs Lust aka....???? Nickname anyone?*
Lust: Aw-
Horror: *hugs hARDER *insert lenny face**
Lust: FSKSKDSKS UR SQUISHING ME-
Horror: rEEEEE-
Lust: AHM GONNA DIEEE-
Horror: *lets go* lol jk
Lust: yOU DAMN PTERODACTYL-
Killer: oHH guys guys!
Cross: What?
Killer: Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl pee?
Dust: Because they're extinct???
Killer: No, cos the P is SILENT!!
Dust: ...
Dust: I mean, I get it buuuut...
Susie: tHAT WAS THE WORST DAD JOKE EVER.
Error: agrEED.
Killer: :,)
Everyone! Go make enemies to people in your AU!
Lust: Uh, people kind of already hate me...?
Lust: Like, the only people who like me are my bro and Mtt.
Lust: But that's only cos he's my bro's *gags* boyfriend.
Horror: You don't like Mettaton?
Lust: NO. He is the biggest nerd!
Lust: Like Error-
Error: bISH NO I AM NOTT_TTtTtt__tt- *glitches*
Susie: Um...
Susie: Is it just me, or does Error seem to be glitching out a lot lately?
Nightmare: probably cos he's tired of dealing with all of your crap!
Dust: Honestly, aren't we all?
Everyone: ...
Susie: Aaaaanyways...
Susie: People kind of already hate me... sort of...
Susie: I'm considered a bully in my worl-
Killer: hAH!
Killer: omg YOU'RE A BULLY?!
Horror: Like, one of those girls that spread rumors and stu-
Susie: No, idiots, I slam people into lockers and eat faces.
Everyone: -
Nightmare: Hehe, I like your style!
Cross: n-nightmare!!
Nightmare: The people in my AU are dead! *very proud*
Killer: same-
Dust: same-
Cross: s-same....
Everyone: *looks at Horror*
Horror: *groans* dAMN YOU ALL!
Nightmare: *opens a portal for Horror* Get outta here, buddy.
Horror: *about to walk in* W-wait, Undyne hates me, so does-
Nightmare: *pushes Horror in* oops.
Cross: Nightmare! *trying to not laugh*
Horror: a-AH!! *faceplants*
Horror!Doggo: *sNORT-* I SMELL-
Horror!Doggo: Sans? It's been so long! Come here and give your old pal a hug, eh?
Horror: *looks at the group*
Killer: *mouths* do it!!
Horror: *groans, walks over to Horror! Doggo and slaps him*
Horror!Doggo: *yelps and looks around crazily*
Horror!Doggo: Sans was that... you?
Horror: *backs away* U-uh, I hate you! You... blind... c-cat?
Horror!Doggo: *le gaspu*
Horror!Doggo: *very offended*
Horror: shiiiii-
Horror!Doggo: *growls and charges at Horror* YOU'RE DEAD YOU SACK OF BONES!!
Horror: *yelps and dives into the portal, just in time*
Dust: *laughs as Horror lands on top of Lust*
Horror: *CLOSE THE PORTAL NIGHTMARE!!
Nightmare: *laughing* I don't know...
Horror: DAMMIT NIGHTMARE!!
Cross: *whispers something to Nightmare, that makes him blush*
Nightmare: fiiine...*closes portal just as Horror!Doggo was about to attack it*
Horror: oOh YoU lIkE tHaT nIgHtMa-
Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*
NIGHTMARE! You're a dork. Also, lub your Oreo. Cross, love your dork
Nightmare: excUSE ME?!
Nightmare: I AM NOT A DORK! That's Error!
Error: *still rebooting, at 78%*
Cross: I will happily accept the title as Oreo!
Nightmare: And you're right, he's my Oreo.
Dust: Wow, overprotective much?
Nightmare: wow, STUPID much?
Dust: Uh, no?
Nightmare: I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW HARDER THAN YOU F*CK KIL-
Cross: OOOOOKAY LET's NOT GO THERE????
Nightmare: *protectively grabs Cross and hisses at Dust*
Dust: *rolls his eyes like the edgy bean he is-*
Cross: *smiles* We already 'lub' each other!
How about you make opposites of the sanses and let them meet eachother?
Nightmare: Hold up, didn't I already meet Halluciv?
Error: *finished rebooting* Woah, what?
Cross: Yeah, and I met Xcellence right?
Error: And I met Eraser...?
Lust: Well, the rest of us never did.
Susie: And I don't plan to.
Dust: Uh, why? You have to it's part of the dare!
Susie: Nope, it says SANSES and not DINOSAURS.
Killer: nooo.... i wanted you to suffer for something...
Susie: *laughs* Not today!
*POOF, OPPOSITE SANSES APPEAR*
Killer Opposite = Healer
Dust = Sparkle
Horror = Fluff
Lust = Kind
(I tried to do the opposite of their names??? IDK man-)
(Also, I'm going to be playing the COMPLETE OPPOSITE card a lot lol sorry
Healer: Woah, it looks like we were randomly teleported into someone's castle and are currently meeting our opposite personality selves!
Killer: ...wtf-
Sparkle: u-um, sir? That's not a nice word.... y-you can k-keep saying it if you want, though!
Dust: ew. That is gross, shut up.
Sparkle: *backs into a corner* i-i'm really sorry...
Dust: *glares at Sparkle*
Fluff: Hi, I'm Fluff! *holds out his hand*
Horror: *stares at his hand, then looks up at him* What are you trying to do here?
Fluff: U-um, nothing? Sorry...
Kind: Hey, you're me right? At least one of us is good-looking, hehe...
Lust: Why, thank you! You're not that bad!
Kind: Haha, I guess we have different opinions of me...
Lust: Uh... cool?
Kind: I wanna die in a hole...hahahaaaa.....
Lust: *backs away slowly, concerned*
Everyone: *splits into their own groups*
Everyone: ...
Fluff: You guys are kind of mean...
Killer: SUCK IT.
Healer: *gasps*
Sparkle: Th-that profanity!!
Kind: At least it's not as ugly as me!
Nightmare: Yeah, this was funny but now it's just stupid.
Error: sOMEONE SEND THEM BACK THEY'RE HURTING MY EARS-
Cross: it's... not that bad? They're just being-
Susie: SEND THEM TO THE RANCH!!
Everyone except the opposites: RANCH! RANCH! RANCH! *chanting*
*JEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING. SENDING THEM AWAY!*
Nightmare: Yes! Their positivity was actually scary.
Dust: Of course you'd be that one edgy boi afraid of like, the colour pink.
Nightmare: i AM NOT-
uM- DuSt- Call Killer 'Cry Baby' for a whole chapter! Killer, call Dust 'Maid' for the whole chapter!
Dust: HAH! Cry Baby!
Killer: *blushes and pouts* I am not a Cry Baby, MAID.
Dust: -
Dust: I would never serve you!
Killer: zzz...
Dust: wh-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Killer: Sorry, I fell asleep waiting for you to MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
Dust: gO BACK TO SLEEP.
Dust: and STARVE.
Killer: rip my self-confidence bish-
Dust: CRY BABY.
Killer: MAID.
Dust: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
Killer: I LOVE YOU AS WELL.
Dust: ...
Killer: ...
Killer: m'gonna watch some tv now.
Dust: same. *flops on the couch, with Killer sitting on his lap*
Error: *facepalm* What... was that???
Susie: No clue...
Susie: Oh hey, you rebooted!
Error: uhh...
Error: I've been done rebooting for a while?
Susie: Wanna crash again?
Error: nO GOOD BYE.