Ahmad.
"Baba wlh tayiii, (guy, this girl is a snack ) " Ayman my best friend said.
It was 1 am when we entered Moscow underground club.
I wasn't feeling myself today, it wasn't the usual me.
I haven't drank any alcohol since I came here and yet it wasn't a big deal for me.
Since abbah (another name for dad) broke the news of him getting me into an arranged marriage with his friend's daughter yesterday night.
I'm 26 for god sake and that old man is thinking of getting me married to a bitch.
I haven't finished enjoying my life and to top it up, I don't even know the girl they are trying to push me to.
"Ahmad' I heard Ayman call my name.
I'm talking to you" he said calmly.
"Oh sorry I think she will be a good meal tonight" I replied while looking at the hot-looking slut sitting beside the bar counter.
I went over to the slut and started talking to her, she was already smiling like a fool, just by hearing me speak she was already on my feet.
I succeeded in luring the slut to come with me, I booked a hotel room and we lodged in.
The next morning I woke up to see the girl sleeping next to me, memories of what happened between us last night came into my mind and she wasn't bad after all.
I took some money from my wallet and kept it on the side table next to the bed, at least this will be enough to pay for her yesterday's effort.
I was about to leave the room when Abba called me and told me to come home.
I wonder what he wants me to do for him, I called Ayman and told him to get me a ticket for tonight's Burna boy's concert.
I got home and met my little sister (Asma) escorting her friend.
I couldn't help but woggle at her friend, she's hot after all and she doesn't look like Asma's age.
I went straight to Abba's part of the house. I saw him watching the news and at the same time, he had a newspaper in his hand, typical abba.
I made my presence known by squatting to greet him.
"Abba Inna wuni he turned and answered.
"Lafiyalau "
'A'inna ka kwana jiya'(where did u sleep yesterday ?).
I wasn't expecting the question and I had no lie in mind to cover up.
"Naam"(yes) I pretended as if I didn't get what he said.
"Didn't you hear what I said"where did you sleep yesterday?.
"I slept in ayman's house because we were working on a project and we finished late, so I decided to sleep over"I lied.
"This isn't the first time you are sleeping out and you always keep giving excuses," Abba said bitterly.
what he said wasn't more like a question so I just kept quiet.
"Btw get ready, you will be visiting alhaji kangirmo's household to see Nasrin," he said nonchalantly.
Just by the mere mention of her name, I always feel a very nauseating hatred for that girl.
I said goodbye to him without uttering a word about what he said a few seconds ago and left his parlor.
I made my way to ummah's(another name for mum in Hausa)part of the house.
Just before I salam'd and entered her part, I perceived an angelic aroma of whatever she was cooking, I just couldn't help but smile.
Ummah(haj na'ima) is a half cast, her mum is from Doha(Qatar), and her dad a native of Adamawa state (Nigeria) is a very beautiful woman, she met my dad in Qatar back then when he took my grandma (Inna fati)for medical check-up.
Abba said it was love at first sight, ummah's mom was also admitted to the same hospital, he said he saw ummah crying in a corner in the hospital so he decided to check what was wrong with her.
she later told him her mom was critically sick and she feared for her death,abbah assured her in Allah everything will be okay.
that was how their chemistry began.
Ummah is a mother of four, Addah halifa(firstborn of the family)who is married to Ameer Muhammad makarfi, they have three kids(naimah their first son who is 7, hanif and Hanifa their twin kids who are 5 years old.
Ya uzair who is also married to a loving wife is ummah's second child, he is the CEO of abbah's company that is based in Kaduna, they gave birth to a girl child na'ima(Sabrina)who was named after ummah.
I am the third child of ummah, I'm the CEO of abbah's company that was based here in Abuja.
while our last born who is asmaul'husnah (Asma) is in ss2, I think she's just 16 years old.
That is all about binadawa's family chemistry.
I salam'd and entered ummah's well-furnished sitting room, I saw the TV on even though no one was watching, I sat down and carried the remote from the center table.
The channel was tuned on zee world, ladies and this zee world of a thing, I changed the channel to ss10 and there was a live football match between Barcelona and Chelsea, I'm not a fan of both clubs but the match was very interesting because Liverpool scored 4 goals just 15 minutes into the game, who said Messi isn't a wiza......
Just before I could complete the last word which was wizard, Messi scored another goal and I couldn't help but shout a goal!!.
"Meye haka"(what is this) ummah said while coming inside the parlor from the kitchen.
You want to turn my house into a psychiatric hospital.
No ummah bazakigane bane(ummah u won't understand)I tried saying.
Messi guru neh wallahi (Messi is a guru), did you see how he scored five goals just before the first half"I was about to say another thing about Messi when ummah interrupted me.
"Banaso Naji "(I don't want to hear ) she said shoving her right hand into the air.
"Is it Messi or mercy, he isn't the one getting married in a month, you are the one getting married so better start preparing".
She didn't know how she just hit me by just mentioning my marriage to me.
"And by the way about her lefe (bridal gift ) your abbah told me you will be visiting her today, so idan katafi(if you go) ask about her shoe size," she said.
"I and halifa will be traveling to Dubai on Friday for the shopping, so make sure you ask her, "she said before climbing the stairs to her room.
It was 4 pm so I had only two hours left before going over to the kangirmos.
I entered ummah's kitchen and dished out the fresh kebabs she made with a cold zobo drink (hibiscus drink). I ate the ever-savory kebabs and made my way to my part of the house to get dressed.
I took my bath and wore a blue kaftan that has no embodiment on it, I wore a brown with a slanty line of a black and blue cap, I sprayed my favorite perfume (boss) and carried the key to my range Rover 2019 model and left my quarters.
On reaching gwarinpa , I honked my car horn at their black gate, the kangirmos household was a black and white painted mansion, I admired the simple yet beautiful house.
I entered the beautiful household and parked my car in their parking lot, I came out of my ride majestically and went through the first door I sighted which was facing the parking lot that had tons of modern cars which Even made the compound more beautiful.
I saalamed and I was ushered in by a young girl who looked like Asma's age mate.
"Inna wuni "(good evening) the young girl who I had no idea of her name greeted.
"How are you doing "I replied.
"I'm doing good brother-in-law, "she said smiling.
A good way to go damn!.
BROTHER IN LAW "how sweet!.
I haven't even met the Soo called wifey yet.
"Btw I'm humaira since you didn't bother to ask for my name" she put in a fake hurt expression.
what a drama queen I said to myself.
"Ohh sorry I was about to ask, pardon me I said with a smile.
"It's cool brother in law" here she goes again.
Let me go get the princess, I couldn't help but chuckle at the princess she was giving her sister, like that bitch doesn't even deserve a guy like me, not that I'm proud but guy! I'm the most wanted bachelor in Abuja, girls are always tripping over me, at work, party, in fact everywhere.
I bet she's an ugly ass girl even though her sister is beautiful.
Talking about social media, I brought out my phone and logged into my Instagram account, as usual, I saw so many tags from slay queens on Instagram but I didn't bother to like or even comment on them.
Though I use and dump women because they always fall on my feet but I still stab with my ego, I won't go on liking any picture on Instagram talk more on commenting.
I entered my dm box and I couldn't hold my smile.
Fuck tanisher dranuke just replied to my dm, I was beyond happy.
she has been my crush for over a month now and I tried hitting up on her yesterday.
That girl is every man's dream.
"How are you "I replied to her and before I could even look up to check if the main reason I was here has arrived, another message popped on my screen.
We kept on chatting and my smile was growing wider with every second. diving into my little world.
I heard a tiny voice say hello, it was more like a whisper.
I knew it was Nasrin but I refused to look at her, I promised myself I won't look at her till I leave the kangirmo household.
So I just replied with a hi, while typing on my phone.
Tanisher Said something funny and I couldn't help but laugh hard.
damnn!.
Walida_md🤍