I'M BACK!
This chapter has a few comic references, which may or may not make sense. And I probably missed a few, since I am by no means a comic expert.
Ch 2 I get exiled...
Exiled? Hooray!
What happened to no spoilers, people?
Right away Chiron took me to the Big House. "We must speak," He said, "wait here."
Yes, we must speak of your soon exile. Don't move a muscle.
Unless it's to run off a cliff.
I sat in a chair by a table, it was cold inside the Big House compraed to outside. I could see lepard heads on the wall, witch made me angry because I love leopards....they are my fav animal
Who cares? Unicorns and lions are mine!
(also tigers, otters,snow lepards,wolves,narwhals,tigons,ligers,and kitties and dogs.)
I heard a noise from the other room so I went there quiet as a lepard
Oh, hell, no!You're supposed to stay there!
and I could see Grover a satyr!
Run Grover, run! You don't belong here! Get to safety!
He speak to himself, in a low clear voice
Must I put on the Grammar Nazi uniform? Well if you insist. It's 'he spoke to himself' not speaks.
Even if you were writing this is present tense, it should still be 'speaks', with an 's'.
"The demigods hate me, they think I don't notice but I heard one of them call me.....a monster! And monsters must Die!"
No! Grover no! What about your girlfriend? What about Percy and Annabeth?
You're not a monster, you're not!
Wait. Monsters aren't suicidal, right?
There was something in his hands he was moving slowly at himself, the light from the window
I thought they are outside. Shouldn't it be the sunlight?
glinted it shiny golden cup with ruby on the sides. I knew it was satyr poisen!
Nope! No, no, no! *Breaks into story, grabs Grover and runs* NOPE!
Wait, there's a satyr poison? Doesn't that mean since satyrs are half human, humans drinking it would be half dead?
"No, stop," I said. "Don't listen to Annabeth, she is Raicest!"
No she's not! Why do you keep saying she is?!
So monsters are now a diffrent race as demigods, not a whole different species.
But it was too late, he was dead!
There was no mention of him actually drinking it. So...
And Chiron was there! "Flavia Knight, what have you done to this satyr? Telll me the truth and you will suffer."
She sent him into madness! Quick kill her!
I'll lend you the needed fire!
My heart sank deeply. I knew what he thought I killed Grover!
You did! You killed him off in the story! You monster!
Chiron raised his voice, "I knew this would happen if Artmeis had a child, didn't you read the prophacy, you bastard?!"
...why would she?
And yes, she is a bastard child. And a bastard.
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GIVE ARTEMIS A CHILD!
Arent all demigods bastard children? That statment carries no weight what so ever.
"What prophacy?!" "The one the oracle said! A daughter of Artemis will be a scurge to our camp, a poisened snake, with Artemis's mark, she is stamped! It is a mystery but now I know it means you must leave camp Half Blood before more people die!"
While I'm glad he's kicking her out, that prophecy is pretty obvious.
"Don't exile me, Im innocent!" I yelled.
NO YOU'RE NOT!
Why is she exiled? Isn't murder enough for a life sentence?
Camp Half Blood was my home, it stung in my heart to think I'd never see it again.
Weren't you complaining last chapter about how they killed Luke?
My gray eyes
Now they're GRAY? Make up what's left of your mind!
flashed, "You can't do this!"
Yes he can! Get Mr. D!
Pretty sure he can.
"Artemis mark!" He pointed, "It is YOUR EYES!"
Her hideous eyes!
...at least they aren't rainbows.
"What are they too beatiful for you!" I yelled because I was angry now,
Their ugly. Plain and simple.
Person yelling cause they're angry. Big fat surprise.
he was so hot but so stupid too!
You did not just call Chiron stupid!
You did not just call Chiron hot!
"I will seek out Artemis and the hunters, your camp is Raicest anyway!"
Well if she joins the Hunters, she can't have a love interest!
I staked from the room with my bow and arrow to pack!
I continue to give no fucks.
Wait, since she was bitching about how the world hated her and she had nothing, why does she own those bow and arrows?
The other demigods sneered as I truged back to cabin 11. Annabeth, who got transfer to the goddess Love cabin now
NO!NO!NO!NO!
You can't transfer cabins, its not like a promotion, it's who your parent is. So why the Hell is she going to Aphrodite's cabin?
There are actually quite a few goddesses of love, so ...
(I know her name is Apherdeti but theres no way in hell Im spelling that),
...why? Is their something wrong with her name? People reading, please explain this to me.
led them all to chase me away, only Ivy stood for me.
Why would she defend Grover's murderer?
Ivy is a traitor to her kind.
I packed by bow and arrows and my ipod
Now she has an iPod too?
(ipods work in camp here, this is my story ok?)
You're story is s-s-s-shiiiiit~!
and two pairs of gray skinny jeans and one pair of black skinny jeans with gray around the edges and a white and silver jacket, and a lether belt for my hunting knife.
Blahblahblah. Excessive clothes description, check.
I put on only a little eyeshadow & eyeliner because I'm not a slut.
You sure about that?
This is a Troll fic, the main 'protags' tend to be whores.
Then I put on my boots and went to see Ivy Good bye.
Be safe, Ivy. Maybe you'll be normal now that she's gone.
"But you need three for a quest!" Said Ivy, "its the Law!"
She is not on a quest she is EXILED!
Besides Annabeth broke that law.
"Yeah like three people like me, they're all bitches and sluts here anyway" I laughed.
Says the queen of Bitch Sluts
But then I stopped laughing. A shadow figure stepped from the shadows, "I will go quest with Flavia!"
SHES. NOT. ON. A. QUEST.
There is a difference between Exile and Quest!
I gasped...Nico Da Angelo!
No! Nononononono! Run Nico Run! Go to your Percy! Away from her!Wait...
It's okay!,he's gay. He should be fine!...
At least spell his name right.
Nico was 17
17? Isn't he 13 or 14?
and pale as the Dead.
He is Hades' son.
He had black hair down to his shoulders and abs like chizzled smoke (I could see them because his jacket was ripped in front from a Monster claws.)
...Nico...please no...Spare him...
If he shadow-travelling, he wouldn't have had a chance to meet any monsters.
He was wearing black skinny jeans and a necklace with a silver skull skeleton...my color! But I was sad, because he remembered me of Luke.
Oh god no.
Shut up. Leave Nico alone.
Nico is nothing like Luke.
"Wtf, Nico! This is my quest!" I took out my hunting dagger Agamemnon and pointed at him.
This. Isn't. A. Fucking. Quest.
Nico laughed and said "I know something about Percy Jackson you don't!"
...
Why would you betray your crush?
"I hate Percy, he sux cause he killed Luke," I girtted my teeth.
I'm done. I'm done arguing about how he didn't kill Luke
"Yeah well I saw him kissing your little Green friend!"
Oh? so he's with Ivy?
No wonder Annabeth is being such a pain.
My heart stopped in my mouth, "OMG he is cheating on Annabeth! And she deserves it"
No. She doesn't.
But then I remembered.....Ivy was cheating with my emeny!
What? You guys were dating?
You and Percy are emenys?What's that?
Tears sprung from my eyes making my eyeshadow all streak on my face.
What's that I see?
A cliché!
"Ivy you hore, you betrayed me!"
For some reason I've been visualizing her as having a really manly voice. Not Ivy but Favia.
"Its not like that!" Ivy began to cry, "anyway he said he hated Annabeth!
Honestly can't blame him.
Also he said he wish he didn't kill Luke but he had no choice!"
He didn't have a choice. BUT HE DIDN'T KILL HIM
"I have no choice ether" I growled like a lepard of Artemis as I drew Agamemom,
What? Who?
"You don't know the meaning of loyalty, say hi to Hades for me, bitch!" I threw the knife imbedding it in her tree.
...
...
Favia is a monster.
No surprise there, then. Also: the Underworld is for mortal and demigods. Ivy would just be reborn.
With a noisy scream Ivy shrivled away to green dust,
Dude. The tree isn't dead. Just injured.
blown away on the wind. She was a False friend....my heart broke and I knew that day as I celaned the chorolfyl from my blade I was borned to be a killer.
Oh my God.
I so wanna bring Khaxan into this.
Khaxan would kill her, he'd enjoy killing her because she's just awful.
Bringing Jason in would be nice. I would like to see her tortured for weeks. (Second thought: Don't bring him in.)
I could see the impressment inNico's soleful
Alone-ful? Wtf?
eyes. "You handled that well Flaiva, but now we need Another, for the quest!"
SHE DIDN'T HANDLE THAT WELL!
"Shut up stutle!" I yelled in greek because the trees were russling and I could see green light flashing by them
And why do you need to speak Greek because of that?
, I got Agamemnon ready for to attack. Nico got out his sytgian iron sword which glowed darkly
That's inconvenient.
and he got ready too standing with his back facing my back, so, the enemy couldn't attack us in the back.
I've given up understanding at this point~
I thought what if it was a monster coming, maybe one I fought with when I was with Luke
If you're still here, it means you killed it. How could it be the same one?
but remembering what I killed Ivy I stealed my teeth...a daughter of Artmeis couldn't shrink from the kill.
Don't worry about that, hon. You got it covered.
I was a hunteress and I knew what that meant.
...
The bushes parted and a shape stood there with the glow from Nico's sword shining on his face
I thought you were facing the bush, not Nico.
so we could see him.
"Who are you, why did you sneak up on us you bastard?!"
He didn't sneak, Da Angelo.
Growled Nico. The guy who came garled at Nico and I could see under his dark eye brows he had mysteryous eyes that I knew were of magic,
Mysterious eyes mean magic. Kay.
"Stop!" I said Nico, "He is a Son of Hecate!"
There are lots of magic goddesses. And he could have just a mortal magician.
The guy blinked cause he was surprised, "How did you know?"
"Hecate evil, she sided with Kronos!" Yelled Nico.
She's neither evil nor good! She helped the guys in the Giants arc.
I almost dropped Agamemnon from my hand in shock, I couldn't believe Nivo talked this way. "I sided with Kronos, its only because Luke's dead I came to your stupid Camp!" The stranger looked at me hotly,
Is said stranger gonna get a name?
Please explain how to stare 'hotly'.
I knew he agreed. "But now Kronis is dead
anyway, so why does it matter?"
The Hecate guy was had brown hair in a ponytail and he had no shirt and he had green magic Runes on his ripped up pants which were black like his boots. "Whats your name?" I asked shyly. "Alblaster Toringtan,"
Alabaster looks nothing like that.
He said. "I'm 16." I saw he had a locket with a magic sign like a triangle
Deathly Hallows?
and it was silver!
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SILVER?!
Nico and Albaster glared at eachother but I stepped in the middle and said, "Look guys, now we have three for our quest if Albaster stays!" I knew he would stay because I could tell he was in love with me,
...Nico is gay.
I think she was referring to Alabaster.
I could tell from the way he looked at me. I also knew Nico was jealous which made me sad. But I couldn't love them, I remembered of Luke too much.
"Where are we quest?" Asked Albaster. Nico explained, "She is looking for Artmeis, magic-idiot witch boy"
SHES NOT ON A QUEST! SHE WAS EXILED!
"I know where Artemis is! Hecate visits her all the time!"
She does?
Albaster brighted up. "They do ritchuals for the moon at midnight."
Being the godesses to the moon, why is Artemis doing rituals for herself?
"R you kidding?" I said, "Show me where right now!" Just then a lot of hell hounds and Nemaen lions sprung from the bushes with...a monitar!
Moniter. Ha.You're fighting a piece of technology.
"Run Flavia!" Yelled Nico but I took my bow and arrow and shot an arrow right in the monitar's eye, when he exploded in dust leaving only his horns!
Apparently, the eye is now a fatal area.
Alblaster did magic and a hell hound
What hellhound?
was killed with green flashes. A Nemean loin
What lion?
cut at Nico and his shirt splitting in half, but he took the iron sword and stabbed it! We killed the rest of the monsters
How many are there?
and soon they were all dust.
What happened to them being good?
"Your a good fighter." Nico said to Albaster
even though he hated him.
Can you feel the love tonight?
"I'll make a fire for the night," I said, and I took Agamenmom to cut up some wood, but Albaster made a magic fire that was real exept it was pale green and glowed in the dark like a bacon.
Bacon glows in the dark?
Regular fire glows too, y'know.
We sat down next to it and Nico looked really hot with the pale glow on his face, I kind of wanted to make out with him, but he fell asleep and I did too, but Alblaster stayed up so he could stand guard in case more monsters came. I slept all night with love in my heart exept I didn't know who...!And who was Albaster EVIL?!
Good question. I thought his last name was *scrolls upward* Toringtan.
No one cares but one last thing before we sign off:
THIS ISN'T A QUEST!
Seriously, someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with saying Aphrodite!