Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-

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By MegaLOVEania

Hahahahha-

So, the extra sanses were supposed to be gone by this chapter, but since my stupid brain (if I even have one-) forgot,

You get one extra chapter with Dance, Bird, Sci, Geno and Fresh! (And apparently Reaper??)

Speaking of Fresh, I realize now I should probably censor swear words??

sub to pewdiepie plz-

puppydog1030

Well, yes, it was, Killer. 

Killer: Things are very important. 

Killer: Things can make or break a person. 

Cross: things can also steal someones chocolate...

Killer: Things can ALSO STEAL MORE.

Cross: THINGS CAN'T STEAL CHOCOLATE IF THEY'RE DEAD.

Killer: THINGS CAN'T BE DEAD IF THEY KILL THE PERSON KILLING THEM.

Dust: Guys, guys, calm down!

Dust: We all know that things apologize.

Killer: *looks down* i'm not sorry...

Dust: *smacks Killer on the back of his head*

Killer: FINE, FINE! I'm sorry (not)

Cross: *huffs* Thanks Dust

Dust: np

Outer: Hm. Didn't think Dust would do that. 

Dust: someone has to keep this little SHOE from destroying everything.

Dust: Wait... what??

Dust: I meant to say SHOE

Dust: SHOE.

Dust: SHOE!!!

Fresh: Hold your horses brah, those uncool words are just too unfresh!

Dust: Ughh, I mean another word for crap.

Killer: HEY!

Fresh: That's more like it brah!

Dance: *laughs* I like this guy!

Dust: I don't...

Killer: *grumbles nonsense*

Nightmare: *comes back from the kitchen, holding coffee*

Nightmare: I heard Cross yelling, who wants to die?

Dust: *doesn't want to jump out the window for Killer*

Dust: He uh........

Dust: tripped? 

Cross: *whispers* you owe me a bunch of chocolate

Nightmare: *glances at Cross* Is that true?

Cross: Yup! *goes to Nightmare*

Nightmare: *glares at Dust and Killer, then goes to the couch with Cross*

Killer: *shaking* ohhh tHaNk GoD-

xXxOreoPlayzxXx

Lol geno da tsundere

Geno: *huffs* I-I AM NOT!!

Reaper: *appears behind Geno's back* Oh yes you are~

Geno: *hits Reaper with a book* B-BAKA!!

Reaper: *rubs his cheek and laughs*

Reaper: C'mon, only a tsundere would say that!

Geno: *blushes slightly* No... not everyone who says baka is a tsundere!

Reaper: *hugs Geno's waist (he's still behind Geno) and leans against him*

Geno: H-HEY!! GET OFF OF ME!! *doesn't struggle though*

Reaper: Nah~

Geno: *grumbles* Fine...

Geno: But don't interrupt me while I'm reading!! 

Reaper: *chuckles* Okayy... *snuggles into his neck*

Geno: *smiles slightly*

Reaper: Is that a smile I see?~

Geno: *huffs again* N-NO!!

Reaper: *snuggles closer* Aww, you just don't want to admit you're happy being around me!

Geno: oH THAT'S IT!! *pushes himself off of Reaper and sits a little farther away from him*

Reaper: *scootches closer*

Geno: *doesn't do anything and starts to read his book*

Reaper: *is beside him now, and leans on his shoulder*

Geno: *blushes slightly but keeps reading*

Reaper: *falls asleep*

Geno: R-Reaper?

Reaper: zz...

Geno: *chuckles softly* He's asleep... hehe... *continues to read, smiling*

The_Ninjago_Fangirl

What are your guys' (and girl's ((Suzie)) ) zodiac signs? I'm a Gemini.

(I'm a Pisces >w<)

Sci: Well, I'm a Virgo...

Nightmare: My birthday's on December 21 (real fact tho) so I'm a  Sagittarius. 

Cross: Wait... isn't one of those traits Optimistic? 

Nightmare: *shrugs* Whatever, they're just stars. 

Error: STARS CAN BE TRUE-

Killer: nOBODY CARES ABOUT ASTROLOGY ERROR!

Error: FFSFSFSFSF*CK YOU!!

Cross: W-well...

Cross: My zodiac sign is Scorpio.

Error: MINE is a Aries. 

Horror: I'm a... Taurus I think...

Lust: Pisces and proud! *peace sign*

Susie: I'm actually a Cancer.

Outer: I'm a Libra. 

Bird: Capricorn.

Dance: Like a unicorn?

Bird: *snickers* I wish.

Fresh: I'm a super fresh Gemini brah! Just like The_Ninjago_Fangirl! 

Dance: I'm a Sagittarius, like Nightmare.

Nightmare: *groans*

Dust: I'm a Leo. 

Killer: Aw, I wanna be a Leo! I'm just a Cancer like Susie...

Dust: Cancer's are cool too! 

Susie: yEAH WHAT'S WRONG WITH CANCER?-

Killer: you-

Geno: *in the library* I'm actually an Aquarius, which I have no idea what it means. 

Geno: And I don't care. 

Reaper: zZz...

Geno: Reaper told me he was a Scorpio...

Error: wait-

Error: SAGITTAURUS MEANS YOU'RE LAZY!!

Nightmare: i WILL F*CKING STRANGLE YOU-

123123german

Yus these other sanses must stay here as well and Geno let AFTERDEATH happen!!!!!

(Sadly, they can't stay here, my memory just wouldn't be able to remember everyone TmT sorry!!)

Geno: *blushes like crazy* Wh-what?! Afterdeath!! I-I don't know what that means!!

Reaper: *slowly wakes up* Mmm... did someone say Afterdeath?

Geno: *blushes even more* N-NO!!

Reaper: Ohoho... I think someone did...

Geno: *looks away* No one did, so go back to sleep!!

Reaper: Aw, you liked it when I cuddled with you~

Geno: *glares at Reaper, but doesn't say anything*

Reaper: *laughs* Okay... *kisses Geno on the cheekbone*

Geno: e-EEP!! *freezes for a moment*

Reaper: Too...precious...*leans against Geno again*

Geno: Y-YOU BAKA!!! *shaking a little*

Reaper: *smiles* I'm your baka forever~

Geno: UGH! *about to get up, then realizes Reapers asleep again*

Geno: My god, you fall asleep like you haven't slept in weeks!!

Geno: ...

Geno: *kisses Reaper quickly*

Geno: ...baka...

(SORRY FOR THIS TRASH-)

emeade

oh my axoltl- that was priceless! Also, *throw fell through a window at sci....for no reason* CHAOS SHALL RAIN!!

Fell: AaaAAAAaaAaAHHH!!! *crashes into Sci*

Sci: *groans*....ow....

Bad Guy Team: *laughs* 

Lust: *reaches out his hand to help Fell up*

Fell: *hits away* Get away from me you SLUSH

Fell: What??? I said SLUSH.

Fell: SLUSH!

Fresh: Brah, that language ain't fres-

Fell: SLUSH. FUDGE. SHOE. ASH-HOLE. BEAC-

Fresh: *grabs Fell's shoulder and lowers his glasses*

Fresh: I would stop if I were you... buddy.

Fell: *gulps and backs away*

Fresh: *disappears*

Fell: What the fu-

Fell: -uuuuudge....

Bird: *snickers*

Sci: U-uhm... you're still...on me?

Fell: *turns around and blushes like crazy* O-Oh... I'm sorry... *gets off*

Sci: Oh hehe... it's okay... *blushes as well*

*Both stare down at their feet*

Horror: *yells* Just screw each other already, eh? 

Fell: *blushes even more and flips off Horror*

Fell: FUDGE you!! 

Sci: *blushing like crazy*

Fell: *notices* H-he didn't mean it, we aren't going to! U-uh...

Sci: Right! YES! I-I mean no? U-uh we aren't going to, no...

Both: *thinking* dammit...

*ATTENTION*

Reaper: wUAH!! *wakes up*

Error: The hell?? Again??

Nightmare: ...Again? What do you-

Error: Long story. 

*THE VISITORS WILL NOW BE LEAVING*

Outer: Please not through a window again...

*NO*

Dance: Thanks...?

*BUT YOU WILL BE THROWN*

Bird: uUUUUGH.

*INCLUDING REAPER AND FELL*

Fell: But I just got here!! 

Sci: U-UH! Well, before you go...

Sci: I-I was just wondering....

Sci: If I c-could have your n-number?

Sci: NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO IWOULDUNDERSTANDNOBODYLIKESME-

Fell: Sure.

Sci: *blushing like crazy, and hands Fell his phone, unlocking it*

Fell: *creates a contact of himself* There you go, kid. 

Sci: I-I'm not a kid!!

Fell: *smiles slightly* Hehe, I know. 

*WOW. HOW CUTE. ANYWAYS, BYE!*

Outer: *thrown through a portal* aAH!!

Bird: *thrown but stops himself and just flies through* Bye!! *waves*

Dance: *is thrown, but goes into a ball and 'flips' through*

Fresh: *is no where to be seen*

Geno: *comes flying from the library and into the portal* FSFSSSLSKSKSJHGFST-

Reaper: *is thrown, but then just teleports away*

Fell: *thrown into the portal* AHHHHHH- *girly scream*

*portal closes*

Nightmare: ....

Nightmare: I never liked them.

Cross: *playfully punches his shoulder* Oh hush, you never even talked to them!

Nightmare: Yes I did. I had that contest against Geno, remember?

Cross: They weren't even half-bad! except for Geno he's kind of mean.

Susie: I didn't mind them.

Error: I mean, it was nice to see my brothers except for Fresh but the rest seemed... odd...

Dust: oH REALLY???

Dust: AS IF KEEPING TWO BROTHERS A SECRET ISN'T ODD.

Error: I never kept it a secret, you just never asked.

Dust: -

Killer: He's got a point~

Dust: *flicks Killer's skull* Hush. 

Dust: As for the 'visitors', I didn't really mind them. They were chill. 

Killer: I don't care about them. 

Horror: They were....weird. I don't like the edgy one that came in last. 

Lust: Me neither. But other than that, they were pretty okay. *okay sign lol*

Everyone: ...

Nightmare: Uh... you know I don't care about your opinions... right?

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