Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-

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Groupchat: Bad Guy Team

Nightmare = NegativityKing1

Cross = FluffyOreo

Killer = StabbymcStab

Dust = MurderMe

Error = GlitchyBoi

Horror = ImmaEatYou

Lust = IHeartU

Susie = PurpleDino

                                            10:30AM

NegativityKing1: I made this chat so we can talk about strategy.

IHeartU: Why am I in this???

ImmaEatYou: Because I added you.

IHeartU: wHY?!

ImmaEatYou: idk

FluffyOreo: We're having lunch soon, any suggestions?

ImmaEatYou: HUMAN FLESH.

FluffyOreo: nO

StabbymcStab: Grilled DEAD PEOPLE.

FluffyOreo: You wouldn't even eat that, no!

MurderMe: flex tape.

FluffyOreo: NO. 

GlitchyBoi: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!!

IHeartU: Grilled cheese?

FluffyOreo: fiiiine

                                          11:30AM

FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready!

                                           12:00PM

FluffyOreo: Guys where the heck are you

FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready, I'll eat it all if you don't show up

                                           1:00PM

FluffyOreo: nightmare I'm lost in the castle help

NegativityKing1: Where are you?

FluffyOreo: IDK a random bedroom.

MurderMe: why are you in a bedroom??

FluffyOreo: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS!!

StabbymcStab: We're in the kitchen.

StabbymcStab: We already ate btw

FluffyOreo: YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME?!

PurpleDino: Nope

PurpleDino: But we did save some for you

ImmaEatYou: We did??

GlitchyBoi: Yeah it was on the counter

ImmaEatYou: ohhh....

ImmaEatYou: I kind of... ate that...

FluffyOreo: i hate you all.

NegatvityKing1: Even me?!

FluffyOreo: yOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME EITHER!!

NegativityKing1: Yes I did. I didn't eat mine yet, so you can have mine.

FluffyOreo: Aw thanks!!

ImmaEatYou: dsmghbwjqegkcxjgyujzmio

GlitchyBoi: uhh... what??

NegativityKing1: He ate my food, so I threw him out a window.

MurderMe: you have a problem dude

NegativityKing1: mE?! nooo.

                                    3:00PM

StabbymcStab: Where did Error go?

MurderMe: to his room i think

StabbymcStab: Oh ok

                                3:30PM

 StabbymcStab: Guys, we can change the chat name and our own names!!

NegativityKing1: No you can't. Don't you dare.

*StabbymcStab changed NegativityKing1 to HentaiOctoPussy*

HentaiOctoPussy: WHAT THE HELL CHANGE IT BACK!

StabbymcStab: ehheh nope

HentaiOctoPussy: CROSS HELP

FluffyOreo: I don't know, the name fits...

IHeartU: You mean he's bottom?

PurpleDino: Never would have guessed.

MurderMe: i'll change it nightmare

HentaiOctoPussy: THANK YOU.

*MurderMe changed HentaiOctoPussy to OctopusXOreo*

OctopusXOreo: NO I HATE YOU.

FluffyOreo: I like it!!

OctopusXOreo: I DON'T SOMEONE CHANGE IT TO IT'S RIGHT NAME!!

ImmaEatYou: eheheheheheh

OctopusXOreo: DON'T YOU DARE HORROR

*ImmaEatYou changed OctopusXOreo to Bottom*

Bottom: This is stupid, it doesn't even make sense

MurderMe: oh no

*ImmaEatYou changed FluffyOreo to Top*

Bottom: MY GOD

Top: nuuuu

IHeartU: lol 

GlitchyBoi: CAN YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD!?

PurpleDino: Are you crazy Error?? This is 2019 nobody TALKS anymore!

GlitchyBoi: I'm trying to nap

Bottom: I'M TRYING TO GET A NORMAL NAME!

StabbymcStab: Bottom is a normal name!

*Bottom changed StabbymcStab to F*ckYou*

F*ckYou: F*ck you

MurderMe: language 

F*ckYou: Tell that to BOTTOM

Bottom: STAHP

Top: Actually I don't really mind these names

Bottom: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!

ImmaEatYou: The top, duh

*Bottom changed ImmaEatYou to F*ckYouToo*

F*ckYouToo: heyyyyy

Bottom: This chat was a waste of time. I'm throwing MOST of you out windows later today.

Top: hehe

*Bottom Deleted Bad Guy Team*

Sorry if this is confusing or bad, I saw it on a hilarious book and thought I'd try it! 

I-it was a lot funnier in my head I swear-

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