Green Lantern's Protégée

By TheSpiffyWriter

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Hal Jordan, one of the Green Lanterns and member of the Justice League, was chosen long ago by a cosmic ring... More

Foreword
1: "Thank god he left that stupid hat."
2: "We're the luckiest idiots in the whole galaxy!"
3: "Because you're not a Green Lantern."
4: "There is no such thing as too many s'mores."
5: "Cult? Like, Shark Bait oh-ah-ha?"
6: "That's male genitals in a sweatshirt."
7: "Pretend I was violently assaulted by a rabid squirrel."
8: "Unless by hot-headed you mean I'm hot, then yeah I am!"
9: "Oh, I didn't tell you? I'm a Green Lantern."
10: "Toto, I don't think we're in Nevada anymore!"
11: "I swear, I will kick you out of space one day!"
12: "What happened to your ear?"
13: "I'll make sure to invite you to my birthday party!"
14: "So Shere Khan and Dumbo walked into a bar."
15: "You got me. It is I-Batman."
16: "How 'bout Count Verti-no!"
17: "If Cyra was there, then you would probably be doing something destructive."
18: "Bow to your new queen!"
19: "I knew I shouldn't have shown up today."
20: "Trust me, I'm as mentally stable as you can get."
21: "NINETY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL!"
22: "What's wrong with saying 'dude'?"
23: "Mood."
24: "Did anyone bring the catnip?"
25: "Good thing I wasn't probed."
26: "Looks like capitalist greed is universal."
27: "Did I just make Wally West speechless?"
28: "There's a less chance of the house being destroyed when Cyra's not in it."
29: "Cyra is like a raccoon."
30: "Walt Disney is haunting me."
31: "I'm not hungry. My stomach is full of deceit."
32: "Are you here about the five dollar large pizzas?"
33: "Aww, teenagers' quarrel."
34: "Superboy would treat me better than this."
35: "What? No 'welcome home, dad'?"
36: "What type of knight would I be if I puked on my princess?"
37: "Why didn't you hit me first? I feel insulted."
38: "Where's my goodnight kiss?"
39: "My mom always said that I'd end up at the circus."
40: "Clowns always deserve to get punched."
41: "The Big Bang I"
42: "The Big Bang Part II"
43: "I am the mole."
44: "Well, Team, we got some heroes to beat up."
"In the brightest day, in the blackest night."
Q and A
Release Date and Title Reveal
SPECIAL: Charlie's Story
RELEASED!

Final Note

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By TheSpiffyWriter

I'd like to say thanks to everyone whose read, votes, commented on, cried over, laughter about, and ever emotion in between—over this little book that started as a Wally West x OC but grew into so much more.

I'm not crying. Your crying (you probably are at this point).

Yes, this is the end of this book. Yes, there will be another. I will tell you the release date one day.

For now, I have a final announcement:

I love talking about myself because I'm an egotistical prick, but I've decided to do a Q and A, where you guys ask the questions and I give the answers! So, on this chapter, ask any question you please. There is no limit. You could ask 4000 questions if you wanted. It can be about me personally, writing in general, this book in particular—there is no limits (and no, I'm not sending nudes yet).

Be as wild and amazing as you like! Ask me the hard questions! I want hundreds—no billions!!! I will post the answers on a chapter in this book.

I will see you again, dear readers, because a soul like Cyra's can't stray very far.

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