REEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO ADD TWO COMMENTS COS MY COMPUTER KEEPS GLITCHING I'M SO SORRY!!!
I'm sorry you must think this book is trash since your first comment ever I forgot to add REEEEEE I'M SORRYYYYY-
Error, you need more love!!!
*Huggies!!!*
Error: I'm good I don't need lo-
Error: *glitched screaming*
Error: T__T_T_T_T_T--_T_T___r-at_-r-t{)P%(OId8ugysn32 cabv87dxkhl'o90
Susie: Uh...he doesn't like to be touched...
Susie: I'll tell him you hugged him when he reboots...hehe...
Susie: Sorry?
Error: *reboots* Woah... what happened?
Susie: Oh, someone hugged you and you crashed.
Error: oh?
Error: Well uh...don't? I guess?
Error: I mean, I'm cool if you want to be friends I guess just don't. touch. me.
Error: *glares at everything* EVER.
Horror: what if I'm INK-
Error: INK DOESN'T COUNT YOU UNCULTURED SWIN-
SORRY FOR FORGETTING REEE-
Horror! Make some kind of grand gesture for Lust! Aka, art or something-
Lust! You're flipping awesome! *Hugs Lust and pats his head* Keep being awesome!
Horror: Oh...I suck at art...
Horror: Goddammit I hope he doesn't hate me after this...
Lust: Oh hehe, thanks!! ^.w.^
~LATER~
Horror: So uh, Lust? I painted you...something...
Lust: Oh? What is it?
Horror: *hands Lust a paper with a poorly drawn Lust on it*
Lust: o-oh..thanks?
Horror: There's...something on the back...
Lust: *turns the paper over and reads it out loud*
Life is a pen
But you are a highlighter.
Life drew up the world;
but you made it brighter.
Everyone: ...
Cross: tHAT WAS SO GOOD!!
Killer: *grabs Lust and shakes him* GET OUT OF MY FRIENDDD
Horror: *thinking* My painting is so baddddd please don't hate meeee...
Thanks for the advice Lust and Horror.
Lust: You're welcome!!
Killer: *pokes Lust* aRE YOU POSSESING HORROR?!
Lust: Uhm, n-no?????
Killer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE IDIOT THAT WAS MY FRIEND?!
Lust: NOTHING I SWEAR!!!
Dust: calm DOWN Killer!!
Killer: *glares at Lust and shrinks into the shadows*
Lust: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!
Susie: I gave up trying to figure out.
Error: *shakes his head* Nobody knows dude, and nobody ever will.
Thanks Susie I'm sure we'll make a great duo! If you want we can prank Nightmare with water and toss him out a window. Don't let Cross know about this!
Susie: HEHE HELL YEAH!
Susie: Great practice for the pranking wars!
Horror: I'll distract Cross!
Cross: wut-
Horror: c'mON LET'S MAKE COOKIES.
Cross: ...
Cross: Eh, okay sure! *didn't really hear anything but his name*
Horror: *walks to the kitchen with Cross*
Susie: ...
Susie: tIME TO STRIKE.
~LATER~
Susie: n-NIGHTMARE! DREAM IS IN THE CASTLE!!
Nightmare: *swoops in* wHAT?!
Susie: *spray Nightmare with a water bottle*
Nightmare: *hisses* WHAT THE HECK?!
Susie: *dumps water on Nightmare's head*
Nightmare: *standing there and shaking* e-EEK!!
Susie: *picks up Nightmare and throws him out the window*
Nightmare: aAAAAHHH-
Nightmare: *grabs the ledge with his tentacle* (forgot how to spell tentacle for a sec lol)
Susie: ...
Susie: f*CK.
Nightmare: *climbs up*
Nightmare: OOOH, YOU ARE DEAD SUSIE. WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU-
Cross: Nightmare! I baked cookies that look like you! *walks out of the kitchen*
Horror: Cross, WAIT- *sees Susie, a broken window, and a soaking wet Nightmare*
Horror: *whispers* you owe me Susie
Nightmare; *glares at Susie, then takes a bite of the cookies*
Nightmare: Wow! Hey, these are really good!
Cross: *smiles sweetly* Aw, thanks!
Nightmare: *continues to glare at Susie, but doesn't attack*
Susie: *breathes out*
Susie: *thinking* dear diary, I almost died-
We should make a chia pet of nightmare where instead of leaves, you grow tentacles
Nightmare: That would be...
Nightmare: perfect.
Susie: Noo...then we'd have two things to worry about throwing us out windows.
Nightmare: *glares at Susie x100* Yeah, you.
Susie: *puts her hands up* i promise i wont plz don't hurt me-
Error: Wait...
Error: But how are we supposed to make it?
Nightmare: ....uh-
Nightmare: Maybe...we'll make a mold of me...then put some of my substance into it...
Nightmare: Then...water it?
Error: Who's going to make the mold?
Cross: Not me. As much as I'd like to...I'm better in the kitchen.
Horror: Not me...I'm better with words than actual...uh, stuff.
Error: yeah great words wow.
Lust: Can I?
Nightmare: NO.
Dust: What about me?
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: I guess...
Nightmare: You better not f*ck this up.
Killer: Can I help?!
Nightmare: ABSOLUTELY NEVER NO.
Killer: fine.
~LATER~
Dust: Okay, finished!
Killer: Hm? *sees a pretty decent sculpture of a pissed Nightmare*
Killer: lol that's perfect!
Dust: *blushes a little* Hehe, thanks!!
Nightmare: Are you do-
Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!
Dust: It's *snickers* you?
Nightmare: *glares at Dust but takes it and puts some of his goop in it*
Everyone: ....
Horror: now what?
Lust: Do we water it?
Nightmare: Maybe not. Water sucks.
Error: You're just scared of it.
Nightmare: *glares at everyone cos he can*
~LATER, EVERYONE DECIDES TO PUT IT ON THE WINDOWSILL AND WAITS~
Lust can you be my friend? I'm a fan of you. :3
Lust: YESS!!
Lust: MORE FRIENDS!!
Horror: Yeahh...more friends
Horror: Who are just friends and nothing more than friends.
Lust: ...
Lust: wut-
Horror: Nothing, nothing.
Horror: *thinking* y'all better not hurt him-
I dare everyone to play 2 truths and 1 lie.
Killer: HELL YEAH BOIZZZZ
Killer: Let's do this sh*t!! Everyone sit in a circle!
Error: ehh... I'm staying on the couch.
Killer: tsk, WHATEVER!
*AFTER ALMOST EVERYONE WAS SITTING IN A CIRCLE*
Killer: Okay, I'm going first!
Killer: 1. I'm dating Dust.
Dust: *coughs violently*
Killer: 2. I'm good friends with a person inside a void!
Killer: And finally, I got the streaks on my face from crying!
Dust: *raises hand* I know!!
Killer: mMMmMMm...
Killer: *sighs* I was hoping for more tension, but sure, what is it?
Dust: Well, WE ARE DATING.
Dust: And you have a friend in a void named Colour! Sans who has the power of six human souls.
Dust: The lie is, you didn't get the streaks from crying, but from Chara who once possessed your body!
Killer: *finger guns* hELL YEAH U R SO SMART I LUV U-
Error: yes okay we get it he's your boyfriend shut up.
Killer: Why, you want to go next??
Error: wha-
Error: Whatever, let's get this over with.
Error: I have two siblings.
Error: I have two cousins.
Susie: Why are all of these about your 'family'-
Error: SHUT UP.
Error: And finally...
Error: I uh... had a pink pinky.
Susie: pFFT-
Susie: A PINK-y!
Error: sh-SHUT UP!
Lust: OH MY GOD.
Lust: I REMEMBER THAT PINKY!!
Error: NO YOU DON'T JUST GUESS ALREADY!!
Lust: It's your two cousins right?
Lust: I know Fresh and Geno are your brothers...
Error: Yeah, yeah you're right. SOMEBODY ELSE GO.
Dust: Ooh! I want to!
Dust: I actually have a higher LV than most Chara's since I killed more times than them.
Dust: My best friend is probably my Papyrus, who I talk with often!
Killer: my boyfriend is insane :,)
Dust: And I had another boyfriend before!
Killer: ...
Killer: THAT IS A LIE.
Dust: Aw, you know me so wel-
Killer: THAT IS A LIE AND ONLY A LIE.
Dust: *pats Killers head* You care?
Killer: u-UH!! N-n-no!
Dust: *laughs*
Lust: I WANT TO GO!!
Horror: But...nobody really knows anything about you...
Lust: Therefore, I will win.
Susie: wE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!! *#determination*
Lust: hehe... okay...
Lust: I had a part-time job as a pole-dancer...
Lust: I used to date L!Frisk...
Lust: And I like Horror.
Horror: *blushes* WH-WHAT?!?!
Susie: Uh...you...NEVER DATED YOUR FRISK!!
Lust: Hehe, you're right! That was the lie!
Horror: Oh...
Horror: OH!!
Horror: *covers his face with the still-wet sweater*
Lust: *laughs at Horror*
Lust: Hey Susie, how about you go next?
Susie: *shrugs* Okay.
Susie: My dad is Barney the Dinosaur,
Susie: I once ate a persons face,
Susie: And I like school.
Killer: You don't like school!1!!
Susie: lol Loser sure I do.
Killer: dAMMIT-
Dust: You...never ate a face??
Susie: ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!! MY DAD ISN'T BARNEY HE IS LITERALLY A TV SHOW CHARACTER!
Horror: omg wth
Horror: my life is a lie-
Killer: hOW CAN IT LIE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!
Horror: oMG SHUT UP!!
Nightmare: OKAY!!
Nightmare: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
Nightmare: ...it's my turn...
Nightmare: I used to date a guy who was a huge pacifist,
Nightmare: I keep a journal that dates all the way back when I was a small child,
Nightmare: And I am able to turn my tentacles to other objects, besides tentacles.
Horror: Wait... does that mean you're able to turn it into a dildo????
Lust: wTF-
Cross: Anything means ANYTHING, Horror.
Error: Yeah, of course you'd know.
Cross: *blushes and turns away*
Cross: A-ANYWAYS!! The lie is the pacifist guy. You never dated anyone but me.
Horror: Are you sure~
Cross: *blushes like crazy* Y-YES I AM SURE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Nightmare: He's right-
Nightmare: *glares at Horror* sO LAY OFF HIM.
Cross: O-oh...I'm the last person to go...
Cross: Ahem!
Cross: My favourite food isn't actually chocolate, but tacos,
Cross: I HATE coffee,
Cross: And I am afraid of goats.
Error: Uh, the last ones a lie.
Error: You're afraid of COWS, not goats.
Cross: *blushes even more* y-yeah...so...?
Error: *shrugs and turns on the TV*
Lust: ...
Lust: So that's that?
Susie: I guess so.
fINALLY FREAKING DONE-
Umm, hi =]
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: hi???????
Error: Sup?
Susie: Hey dude!
Killer: dID YOU JUST ASSUME GENDER-
Susie: YES I DID SHUTTHEF*CKUP.
Killer: Uh-
Killer: Hey.
Dust: What's up?
Cross: Hi!
Horror: *waves*
I give Horror a bag full of raw meat.
Horror: ... *drools*
Cross: *slaps Horror with a fly swatter* NO. DOWN! SIT!!!!!
Horror: *growls at Cross, grabs the bag and runs away*
Cross: dAMMIT HORROR!!
Nightmare: *grabs Horror as he's running away*
Nightmare: *shakes Horror* DROP IT.
Horror: *hisses*
Nightmare: *grabs Cross's fly swatter and wacks Horror repeatedly*
Horror: *drops the bag and groans*
Nightmare: *drops Horror and walks away*
Cross: ...
Cross: that was... a little rougher than I expected...
Horror: mmmmm....
!!Pranking War has ended!!
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