Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

15.6K 423 617

When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Howdy Lust

139 9 25
By MegaLOVEania


Even though I said that I'd add Lust when I reached 3K, a lot of you guys want him NOW so I'm gonna add him...

y'all better be thankful. lol owo

ALSO SOSOSOSO SORRY FOR The_Ninjago_Fangirl I FORGOT YOUR DARE EEE!!!

Callie_Loves_Food

HEYY NEWBIE PLEASE STAY-

Nightmare, tell Cross that you hate him! (Don't stop until he cries!)

Nightmare: *sighs* Okay...

Nightmare: *teleports to Cross* Hey...Cross?

Cross: *looks up from the cookbook he was reading* Huh? What's up Senpai? *smiles sweetly*

Nightmare: *thinking* Oh no... I feel bad already...

Nightmare: I... I hate you...

Cross: ...what? 

Nightmare: I hate you.

Cross: Wh-why? What did I do? 

Nightmare: I just...I hate you.

Cross: *drops his book* What did I do wrong? What happened?

Nightmare: I hate you!

Cross: *about to cry* Please, Nightmare, calm down, calm down please-

Nightmare: I HATE YOU!

Cross: *starts to cry* wh-why? 

Nightmare: *hugs Cross* I h-h...

Nightmare: I love you...

Cross: *confused but hugs back* I love you too...

Nightmare: ....UGH.

Cross: Huh?

Nightmare: tHESE DARES MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL AND-

Nightmare: J-JUST-

Nightmare: STOP!!

Cross: ooOOHHH THANK GOD IT WAS A DARE!

Nightmare: Of course! You'd think I hate you?!

Cross: I think that you have a right to what you believe! *pokes Nightmare playfully*

Nightmare: *pokes back, smiling* 

emeade 

YAY! LUST! YAY! also horror say that again ..... I dare you there's another lust with me right now and he just threatened to kill you if you said you hated the fact that a lust was coming .......he's one of the more agressive ones I wouldn't upset him

Lust: Hehe, hey! I remember you. 

Lust: And...*glares at Horror* what did you say?

Horror: *puts up his hands and teleports to a private room*

Horror: Yo, what the heck? 

Horror: The only reason I don't want him to come is because he rejected me!

Horror: DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD THAT IS?!

Horror: and now he is here and hates me already. 

Horror: *falls to the floor* Ohh god...

*IN THE OTHER ROOM*

Lust: ...One of the aggressive ones? 

Lust: You're pretty interesting, kid. 

puppydog1030

NO SADNESS!

Nightmare: Why? 

Nightmare: Sadness brings negativity, and negativity brings me power, and power brings me...

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: Power brings Cross happy and safe. With me. 

Cross: Aw, you're so sweet!

Nightmare: Hehe... *thinking* and all of the books in the world-

Meltheshipper

Yay Lust is back! Can I be your friend Lust?

Lust: Hmm...

Lust: IF you don't plan to use me. 

Lust: Then sure!!

Lust: *thinking* My first friend and I never even talked to them before yES-

Susie I'm fine I just want to be friends with Horror because he's funny as hell and makes me laugh! 

Horror: *still on the ground* Thanks...?

Horror: ...

Horror: 👌 You're cool too. We can be friends. *smiles*

I just learned how to use emojis on my computer lol...I'm pathetic...

And Error you are right Sally face does sum up life. 

Error: EXACTLY. 

Susie: wait-

Error: dON'T YOU DARE SAY THE EXACT SAME JOKE. 

Error: AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM-

Susie: You left the door open, stupid. You were too pissed to close it!!

Susie: And I wasn't.

Error: *stares at Susie* uh huh...

Susie: I was going to say, 

Susie: How can it sum up life if you don't have on-

Error: *wraps Susie in strings and hangs her (not suicide) from the roof*

Error: Ahh, my strings are back. 

Susie: Are you happy because you can tie up Ink-

Error: *throws Susie out the window, still covered in strings*

Nightmare: THAT'S MY THING!!

Cross: dUDE SHE CAN'T TELEPORT!!

Error: *grumbles* Well, sucks to be her, huh?

Nightmare: *sighs* Cross...

Cross: I'm going. *teleports to get Susie*

Cross and Nightmare can you sing Helpless from Hamilton?

(2:20)

Cross: *teleports back with Susie* Huh? Singing? Uh...okay...

Cross: I'm helpless! *sings beautifully*

Cross: Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless!

Cross: Hoo! Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!

Cross: He's mine, that boy is mine!

Nightmare: *laughs a little and blushes*

Cross: Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm,

Cross: Helpless! Helpless! Down for the count, and I'm drownin'in 'em-

Nightmare: *pulls Cross close to him*

Nightmare: Cross, I don't have a dollar to my name, an acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame. *sings good, but not as good as Cross*

Nightmare: All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college credits and my top-notch brain. *winks*

Cross: *laughs*

Nightmare: Insane, your family brings out a different side of me! Error confides in me, Horror tried to take a bite of me

Nightmare: Uh- no stress, my love for you is never in doubt.

Cross: good-

Nightmare: We'll get a little place in UnderSwap and we'll figure it out.

Nightmare: I've been livin' without a family since I was a child...

Nightmare: My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild.

Nightmare: But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real, and long as I'm alive, Cross, swear to God, you'll never feel so

Nightmare & Cross: Helpless!~

Everyone: *claps in awe*

Nightmare: Phew...that hit a little close to home...

Cross: *hugs Nightmare* It's okay! You have a new home now!

Nightmare: Hehe, I guess I do. 

Horror: Yeah...if it's your home...can you fix the windows then?

Nightmare: *throws Horror out the still broken window

Horror your not the only single pringle. Everyone either hates me or fears me. ;-;

Horror: I knowwww...

Horror: Why does no one like me...

Lust: *knocks on the door of his room*

Horror: Who is it....leave me alone...

Lust: Get out of there buddy, c'mon. 

Horror: Why are you talking to me...? Don't you hate me?

Lust: No, of course not! 

Horror: *sighs, and gets up* Fine...

Horror: *opens the door and comes out of his room*

Lust: There ya go. *pats Horror on the side of his head*

Single pringles for life! *rises hand for fist bump*

Horror: *fist bumps back* 

Horror: XD LOL

Killer: *pops out of no where*

Killer: aRE YOU BEST FRIEND CHEATING ON ME-

Horror: wTF NO I AM NOT SIT UR A*S DOWN BOI-

123123german

Let horror and lusts bloodlust ship sail!!!! Also I dare horror to try and kiss lust .....and get on his good side >///<

Horror: First off, I don't think he likes me...

Horror: HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO GET HIM ON MY GOOD SIDE?!

Horror: Whatever, just a quick kiss and I'll be done...

Horror: *sneaks to Lust, and kisses him on the cheek*

Lust: wHAT THE- *grabs Horror by his hood before he can teleport away*

Lust: WHY THE HELL DID YOU KISS ME?!

Horror: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry 

Horror: IT WAS A DARE!!

Lust: ...

Lust: *slaps Lust*

Horror: ...I deserved that...

Lust: Uh huh, you did...

Lust: *sets Horror down gently, blushly slightly*

I dare cross to bully killer ...and or try to

Cross: FINALLY!! REVENGE!

Cross: *sneaks up on Killer, who is talking to Dust*

Killer: Did you see Dream's last post? Who the hell goes to WEDNESDAY'S?! (restaurant, not actual name)

Dust: Uh...I DO!

Killer: Exactly. Why is he there?!

Cross: *trips Killer and takes his slippers*

Cross: HAHAHAHA!! *teleports to his room and locks the door*

Killer: Wha- HEY!!

Killer: ...

Killer: I'll just...wear my socks?

Dust: Poor Cross, he doesn't know how to be mean

*IN CROSS' ROOM*

Cross: Hehehehe...

Cross: Now his feet are going to get cold!!

Cross: ...

Cross: was that...too mean?

xXxOreoPlayzxXx

Yes let the horrorlust ship sail

Horror: Wh-WHAT?! 

Horror: HE JUST SLAPPED ME!! 

Lust: ...

Horror: Lust? 

Lust: Huh? O-oh yeah...

Lust: That'll...never happen...

Lust: ...*looks away*

Horror: Lust...

Killer: Hey yo, Horror, come help me!!

Horror: Uh.. sure... *walks to help Killer*

Lust: ...UGH!!

Lust: *lightly slaps his cheekbones* 

Lust: ...what am I doing?

The_Ninjago_Fangirl

Aaaand I dare Horror to tape Lust in Flex Tape and keep him in the closet for one day~

Lust: Wh-WHY?!

Horror: Heheh... sorry, but this is going to be funny!

Lust: tRAITOR-

Horror: *wraps Lust in Flex Tape while he struggles*

Lust: ugh...I don't want to spend a day in a CLOSET!!

Lust: WHO'S CLOSET?!

Horror: Uhm...mine I guess? The dare is for me...

Lust: *slightly blushes*

Lust: *thinking* wh-why am I blushing? It's only going to be his clothes...

Horror: *picks Lust up and carries him to his closet*

Lust: *blushes a little more* ohh god...

Horror: What did you say?

Lust: N-nothing!!

Horror: *puts Lust in his closet* Do you want me to bring food or something?

Lust: N-no, I'm good...

Horror: Eh, okay... *closes the door and walks out*

Horror: *sits on the couch besides Susie*

Susie: Geez, people really like you and Lust huh?

Horror: Yeah...

Horror: I don't...really mind though...

Susie: I thought you said you were over Lust?

Horror: aH! SHUT UP!!

Yay! Thanks for putting my comments in,

I'M SORRY-

 anyways, can everyone get on the *roof and then nightmare throws them all off?

Nightmare: i WOULD LIKE THAT YES. 

Cross: wha- what about me?

Nightmare: oh right...

Nightmare: I'll grab you once I throw you, okay?

Cross: *sighs* Grab me quickly...

Nightmare: I'll never let you get hurt, calm down.

Nightmare: *teleports everyone to the roof, except Lust* (cos he's in the closet still)

Nightmare: OKAY!! Who wants to go first?

Horror: *raises his hand* ME. 

Nightmare: ...okay? *throws Horror as far as he can*

Horror: i CAN FLYYYYYYY-

Horror: *hits a tree and slowly slides down*

Killer: oOH ME NEXT!!

Dust: what the f*ck is wrong with you...

Nightmare: Hell if I know. *launches Killer*

Killer: LOSERS!! *passes the tree Horror hit, then hits the one behind it*

Dust: oH GEEZ-

Dust: THROW ME! 

Nightmare: *throws Dust, except he hits a tree before the one Horror hit*

Dust: oww.....*slides down*

Nightmare: Okay Error...it's your turn...

Error: wh-WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT SUSIE?!

Susie: You're going to be thrown sometime, why not now?!

Error: BUT I DON'T WAN-

Nightmare: *throws Error anyways*

Error: *glitched screams, then crashes and hits the same tree as Horror*

Susie: Okay, leT'S DO THIS!!

Nightmare: *throws Susie*

Susie: *flies through the three trees and flies into the sunset*

*from below, Killer, Dust, and Horror all scream as the trees Susie broke falls down*

Cross: ...I'll get Susie...

Nightmare: Wait a second. *lightly tosses Cross into the air then quickly grabs him and puts him down*

Cross: Hehe... that was actually kind of fun!

Nightmare: *worrying because he could have dropped Cross*

Cross: I'll get Susie then... *teleports away*

Nightmare: *shrugs and goes back inside the castle*

Dust: *already inside the castle with Killer and Horror*

Dust: so much pAIN-

wOW WHAT A WAY TO END IT OFF-

SUFFERING AM I RIGHT?!

Anyways, I found a new way to add your names! Now people can see your account, and hopefully your creations!!

And, this might seem strange, but I've been reading some book that are part of Callie_Loves_Food reading list and I really enjoy it! (thanks for adding me lol)

If anyone has any books or lists that they really enjoy pLEASE tell me about them and I'll check them out! (includes your own books, if you want!)

ANYWAYS, 

BACK TO SUFFERING AND PAIN!!

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