Ask The Bad Guy Team

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... 更多

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)

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由 MegaLOVEania

Camila_Is_A_Baller

HEYY ANOTHER NEWBIE WELCOME!

Apologize, Horror! >:(

Horror: wha-

Horror: WHY?!

Nightmare: *death glares Horror* DO IT. NOW

Horror: *grumbles and storms over to Cross*

Horror: Okay look, I'm uh...* looks behind him*

Nightmare: *cutting his neck with his finger*

Horror: U-UH! I'M RRRRREALLY SORRY PLEASE DON'T BE MAD NIGH- I MEAN CROSS!!

Cross: ...uh...

Cross: Okay? I...accept your apology? 

Horror: Phew... *looks back at Nightmare*

Nightmare: *middle finger* 

Horror: F-

puppydog1030

REE A NEWBIE!! WELCOME AND PLEASE STAY!

Okay, everyone annoy the person you like/love as much as you can

Why? WHY NOT?!

*KILLER WOKE UP BTW*

Killer: *pokes Dust*

Dust: *pokes Killer back*

Killer: *pokes Dust harder*

Dust: ...

Dust: *picks up Killer and slams him on the ground*

Killer: u-UH I DON'T THINK THIS IS-

Dust: aND HIS NAME WAS

Killer: ooohhhhhh god

Dust: JOHN CENA!!! *Jumps on top of Killer*

Killer: oOF. 

Dust: you good?

Killer: f*CK NO YOU JUST CRUSHED MY RIBCAGE!!

Dust: oh.. *gets up* Whoops. 

Killer: now I'm even more dizzy...

Dust: *helps Killer up* 

Killer: jUST KIDDING. 

Killer: *grabs Dust and flips him over* 

Dust: MOTHERF*CK- *faceplants*

Dust: owwWW.

Killer: LOL now we're both dizzy. *falls over*

*IN ANOTHER ROOM*

Nightmare: *grabs Cross with his tentacles*

Cross: WHA- hey! Now I can't annoy you!

Nightmare: It's annoying me enough, that I have to do this.

Cross: ...what...

Nightmare: *shakes Cross*

Cross: EEEEEEE!!

Nightmare: *puts Cross down*

Cross: *staggers around* W-why is e-everyone...spinningggg....*falls over*

Nightmare: *sighs and helps Cross up* 

Cross: *pokes Nightmares rib cage* Hehehe...

Nightmare: *smiles slightly* You're stupid. 

Cross: *sticks tongue out and pokes him again*

*IN...ANOTHER ROOM*

Susie: Uhh...Noelle and Ink are in a different place. 

Error: Then annoy Horror. You were both Axe-Club members weren't you?

Susie: Yeah, I guess, but what about you? 

Error: I don't like anybody here. 

Horror: that was rude. 

Error: it was true.

Susie: *rolls eyes*

Susie: Well....*takes out Flex Tape*

Error: *runs away cos Flex Tape brings bad memories*

Horror: OoH, Flex Tape! Y'know I'm not annoyed by-

Susie: *wraps Horror in Flex Tape, except for his head*

Horror: - Flex Tape WHAT THE F*CK.

Susie: Hehe, now I'm annoying you and you can't annoy me. 

Horror: F*CK YOU!! *trying to give her the middle finger through the tape*

Susie: LOL *kicks Horror over*

Horror: URGH- *struggles and hops around*

Susie: Wow, Horror, I didn't know you could do the worm XD

Horror: OMG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 

Susie: Yeah, if you get out...which you wont!

Horror: KILLER IS GOING TO LET ME OUT!!

Susie: Killer is too dizzy to! You're stuck for at least 24 hours!

Susie: SUCKER! *walks out* 

Horror: *trying to bite the tape, but can't reach* 

Horror: REEEEEEEEEEE-

JusticeSawyer1

Thanks for responding to mine <3 My favourite is Horror, Cross and Nightmare by the way. Can we be friendsss?

Aw, no prob! 

Nightmare: Well, sure, I guess...

Cross: Sure!!

Horror: YEAH, YOU CAN HELP WITH PRANKS!!

Cross: NO THANK YOU.

Nightmare: Why on EARTH would you want to be friends with Horror? 

Horror: Because I'm great! 

Nightmare: Uh huh, great at being annoying.

Horror: Hmph. 

Nightmare: Say, can you teleport when you're taped like that?

Horror: Uh, no. You can't teleport without your hands. 

Horror: Who's the stupid one now?!

Nightmare: ...still you. 

Horror: Why-

Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*

Horror: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIiiiiii-

Cross: You have to stop doing that!!

Nightmare: Eh...

Nightmare: Anyways, sure, we can be friends. 

_nagitokomaeda_

Omg Error we need to get everyone to play sally face. Then we can make a cult

Error: NO.

Susie: But I thought you liked Sal-

Error: JUST BECAUSE I LIKE IT, 

Error: DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO MAKE A CULT.

Error: i have too many bad memories of it and *shudder* Flex tape...

Susie: OHH...

Error: You guys can play it if you want to, I'm not going to force you...

Error: I do recommend it tho. 

Horror: *calls from outside the tower* I RECOMMEND MY ASS!!

Nightmare: TO WHO, LUST?!

Horror: F*CK YOU!!

Susie: wait...

Susie: Why is Horror outside the tower? 

Everyone: *looks at Nightmare*

Nightmare: *takes a long sip of his tea*

Snivy_Rose

Yesssss Dust gets slapped =) Anyhow, I dare somebody to chuck Dust out the window. 

Dust: wHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME!

Killer: ...

Dust: Aren't you...gonna 

Killer: *hugs Dust: I don't hate you. 

Dust: *pats Killer* You are the biggest mix between Yandere and Tsundere. 

Killer: *sticks tongue out and backs away*

Dust: wait...why are you-

Nightmare: *grabs Dust and chucks Dust out the window*

Dust: FRICKING HECK-

Dust: *before he can hit the ground, he teleports back to the castle*

Cross: *scolding Nightmare, then notices Dust* Oh! Thank god, Dust, if you hit the ground you probably would have gotten a concussion. 

Dust: Yeah, I pROBABLY WOULD HAVE. *glares at Nightmare*

Nightmare: *glares back*

Cross: *sighs* 

123123german

Where's lust we need him

Also ....I dare someone to make Dust cry

Killer: Ooh, I know how. 

Killer: bUT y'ALL OWE HIM AN APOLOGY. 

Killer: *walks to Dust*

Killer: ...hey, Dust, can we talk?

Dust: We are right now...? What's up?

Killer: No, I mean in private.

Dust: oh... okay...

*IN KILLER'S BEDROOM*

Killer: *pretending to be nervous and fiddling with fingers* 

Killer: Well, it's been fun with you. We've been through a lot y'know?

Dust: Hehe, yeah. Uh, why?

Killer: *looks away, trying not to laugh*

Killer: I just...

Killer: I just don't think we should go through any more?

Dust: Wha...what are you saying? 

Killer: Look Dust, you're cool. I'm sure there is tons of guys for you. 

Dust: Yes but Killer, I just want you. Please, please don't do this. 

Killer: *looks at Dust* Don't waste your time for me. 

Dust: no...*tries to grab Killer's hand but he pulls away*

Dust: Killer, please tell me why! This...this can't be happening...

Killer: We're just not meant to be Dust, we are meant for someone else. 

Dust: *starts to cry a little* Why? You met some fancy dude and you want him now? Is that it?

Killer: No Dust, you know that's not why. You know that. 

Dust: *crying* I don't understand...I tried to love you. I did love you. Why...

Dust: Did you ever love me back? 

Killer: I...thought I did...

Killer: *thinking* Sh*t, should I tell him or keep going? He's crying, so I guess I'm done...

Dust: Well guess what Killer, I DID love you. But it's too late for that now, huh? 

Killer: Wait, Dust-

Dust: *teleports away*

Killer: ...

Killer: F*CK. 

xXxOreoPlayzxXx

Soo criss cross said he was an oreo...





Is he me now 0-0

Cross: WHAT?! NO-

Cross: There can be other Oreos y'know!

Cross: Maybe I'm the...uh...

Cross: Fried...chicken...Oreo?

Nightmare: Plus, there are alternate versions of JUST CROSS in alternate timelines. 

Error: CALLED IT. 

Nightmare: You're probably a COPY of Cross. 

Cross: Or...I'm the copy of her.

Nightmare: *pats Crosses head* You are the OG Cross. No matter what anyone says. 

Cross: But-

Nightmare: SHUSH.

Cross: .__________.

123123german

Wait if cross is an Oreo if he ate an Oreo cannabalism I have no clue how to spell that

Cross: Only if I ate Fried Chicken Oreo's.

Susie: Are you actually gonna call yourself that??

Cross: HUSH YES.

Cross: Anyways, I'm not going to ever eat them. 

Cross: They're disgusting. 

Nightmare: But aren't you...

Cross: STOP JUDGING MY LOGIC!!

Susie: you have no logic tho-

Cross: HUSHHHHH

Nightmare: I'm not judging! I just have a different opinion...

Cross: HHHUUUSSSHHH!!

Nightmare: *slightly concerned for his Waifu*

Meltheshipper

OH MY LORD ANOTHER NEWBIE THANKSSSSS

I dare Killer to sing Killer by The ready set. 

Have the Bad guys and Susie meet there swapped counterparts?

Nightmare: Well, before Killer starts making our non-existant ears bleed-

Killer: mY SINGING ISN'T THAT BAD!!

Nightmare: No, we haven't met out counterparts. But we have heard A LOT. 

Error: uh huh, mostly cos of Ink complaining. 

Horror: And then you complaining about him complaining. 

Error: ...true, 

Error: But now you're complaining about me complaining about Ink complaining. 

Cross: All of you planned this. I KNOW IT. 

Killer: Now, FOR MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!

Susie: I actually have never heard this song. 

Nightmare: You poor, poor soul. Killer's going to ruin it before you've even heard it. 

Killer: I CAN HEAR YOU. 

Nightmare: and soon, all of us wont be able to hear a thing. 

Killer: *huffs* ANYWAYS, 

Stuck in a limbo 
Me and my sins go 
I played a vicious part 
I broke an unfair share of hearts
I'm about to blow
So if you come around then you should know
I'll tear you up in two
Go ahead walk it off if you know what's best for you.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh oh
I'm no good for you 
This heart ain't built for two so
Runaway, runaway
'Cause I'm no, I'm no, I'm no good for you.
I'm no good for you 
Get in love then I'll cut you loose so,
Runaway, runaway
'Cause I'm no, I'm no, I'm no good for you.
I'mma I'mma I'mma love killer
I'mma I'mma I'mma love killer


Killer: *sings horribly* I'mma I'mma I'mma killer

Nightmare: *puts a tentacle to Killer's mouth*

Killer: HEY! I wasn't fini-

Nightmare: *throws Killer out the window*

Killer: WHAT THE F-

Everyone: ...

Error: I think I'm deaf. 

Susie: wHAT?!

*AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CASTLE*

Killer: Oww, I'm still not fully healed. Stupid Nightmare...

Killer: *looks up at the window*

Killer: Oh right...Dust isn't here...

Killer: I need to go find him. 

Killer: *opens a portal to a random AU and starts searching*

*IN A DIFFERENT RANDOM AU*

Dust: *sighs* Killer probably was...drunk. 

Dust: *smiles sadly* I overreacting...hehehe...

Dust: I need to go find him. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH NEWBIES!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER AND I HOPE YOU STAY FOR THE REST!! 

rEEEEE-

School sucks.

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