Kendall Tries to Read Starkit...

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Oh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! An... Mai multe

Quick Note
Allegiances: I'm dying already
1- Is this chapter one or the prologue?
2- Butter mom and a serimony
3-Staridiot is a good 'fihgter'
4-Firestar has lost his mind
5- Staridiot the mat
6- Enog Porblems
7- TREEEEEEEE
8-MOGOSH REALLY
9- I don't even know what to call this but it's stupid
10- You call this a fight scene?
11- Lakefall the model, Satanclaw, and a Jew
12- If anyone else falls in love with Staridiot I swear...
13- NONONONONONONONONO
14- The Ten Condiments
15- In which Staridiot 'gags happily' and screams 'Kawaii' for no reason
16-DO NOT MAKE STARIDIOT THE LEADER!
17-Staridiot Immediately Starts Failing as Clan Leader
18- Hacky-Kin (poor Hawkfrost)
19- 'Oh sweat, that's a freat idea!'
20- Shaderclan, the Dak Froset, and Assfur
21- I have officially lost faith in Starclan
22- Don't give her back to the Clans just because YOU can't deal with her!
23- Starkit returns (to forever haunt our nightmares)
25- GAY PRIDE!
26- Ashfur x ... Hawkfrost??
27- *repeatedly smashes head against wall*
28- !11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111
29- Staridiot questions her entire existence
30- *drama queen intensifies*
31- ALL LOGIC EVER HAS NOW DIED
32- In which Silverstream shows up and makes things worse
33- HolyLefa returns for no apparent reason
34- Bluestar manages to die again

24- SHES SO SPESHUL

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De kendall--blue


Chapter 23 The [The what?]


The Starlan warriors stared attakihg the camp! [what why]

And... at eh head of them.... WAS FIRESTAR! [This doesn't even surprise me anymore]

Yewls shotuted all around Starkit. She run arundo she didnt kno what to do!11! [Stand there and hopefully die!]

then a warrori ran up she clawed him. Blood porred down his sholder wher she clawed him. He yelled and run away. [kill me]

I can fight! [that doesn't change the fact that you are a KIT and undoubtedly WEAK]

Thouht Stargleam! [Aaaannndd she's Stargleam again]

She jumped at cat who was rruning he felled abckwered he did. She was godo at thes!11! But how did she know how ti fight? It was a mistery.! [*facepalm*]

Then a warrier cam up to her! he was very big ans StarPaw was afraid. She didn't know if hse cold fight a cat liek him! He clawed her er there was red stuff cumming out of her era. [SEE?! These cats LITERALLY have no code!]

"owch" said Starkits he was mad now!11! [Ohno, we're all gonna die]

Anger borned in her chest. [what]

She runa at him she clawed him real hard he yowled in pan! Then she bit him on the throught more blood came out. He cocked then died. [what]

Nd then..... she looked up and there was Starclan warriers running into the camp! There was CorFeather nad his bother EggleWing (ididnt mack hem up oka!11! Craw Feather relly had a brother named EagelWiKit!1) [Whatever]

and Bluestar and YellowFang and Spotedleve, BlackStar, WitStarm! [I still think it says Witherstorm]

She watched when the cats fouht!1 the Starclan cats drove back the Dark Forste ones. But there was nise from behind her. It wasl...... GITERSTAR!1!1! [...who? I seriously think that says 'Glitterstar']

"NOO" he said "I WONT LET YOU WIN" And he jupped at BlueStar!11!11! But she scrathed him!11!1 And he dide!11!1111!11!1!11!1!11! [With one scratch. Screw you, reality.]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1" SAID HOLYLEAF HER MOTHER. GleamStar saw the sad in her eyes. She ran from carp!

"oh no StarKits hurt someone said. "Lets get her better. [NO]

"There were allot of cats in the hurt buteverone knew StarKit was spescal so they let her get treted forst. [I'm done. I am so fucking done with this]

When sehe was better someone said "Oh no StarKits parents are gon. Someoennedes 2 be her parents." [NO JUSTBANISH HER]

"Well do it." Said a cat Star looked aroud it was... REPDAW ANDLAKEPOOOOOOL! [AH HAHA IRONY]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" siad StarKit! [YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS YOU LITTLE PURPLE FUCK]    

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so yeah uuhhhh i know i abandoned this story for...a year...and idk if anyone still reads this, but if so

hi

im here again

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