19 The Mirage 1! [wtf...is that supposed to be 'mirage'? Or is it 'marriage'? Oh please no]
The nex mourni StarGleam wock up and HawkForost was still sleppin next to her. She dint wnat to ake him so she letf he then and went to look for a bunch of ctas to go on parolt.
"JazzSong RedPaw LakePaw FlamePelt your all goint on a parolel to the Windyclna broader." [*bangs head against desk*]
She said and then she went back to her den to wake HawkGorest up she had to tell him sumthn. [Uh-oh. Where is this going?]
"HawkFrost lets get marred." [NO]
She cok him up and locked at him expacently as he blined his amber eys. [*imagines a purple kit clicking a lock at him*]
"Oh sweat that's a freat idea! [NO] he said." Sould we talthe claN?" [NO]
"Yah [NO]
thats whu I was wakcg you up." She left the den and HawkfOrst was folowig. "Let All Vats [NO]
Older To Cath [NO]
There On Pray [YOU'RE A MORON]
Gather Hear Benth The High:edge [STOP TALKING]
For A Clan Mettin! [PLEASE LET IT END]
They all gathered even though Milloe was upset that BriadPaw had been hurt. (a/n i havent actually red Fading Eches yet but Ive heard that she gets hurt!1!1!1111") [Has this idiot read ANY of the books!!]
"HawkFrost and I are getting mriaged!"yelld StarPaw happ;y. [Aaaannndd were back to Starpaw. That is precisely why I've been calling her Staridiot]
Everone startwf crapping! [K.]
They were soooo happly for StarGstar they new she nedded a mat.
"Do you knw what we shuld do?" called out BubPaw [What kind of fucking stupid name is THAT!?]
and StarGleam didn't want to listen to him because he was stpid [You're one to talk]
(a/n just look at his narem how culd he NOT be stupd!1?1) [I'm 86% sure you came up with the name]
but she was ledar so she decided to hurm him. "What is ist BubmFlit" she esked lokoking at the he cat. [oh lol nvm its supposed to be Bumbleflight]
"We should go annunce it at the Gathern!" [NO] he said and everony chered.
They all aruged with him. [tf...I thought they all cheered] So the Thhner caln cats left for the Gatherin. But when they got there... they saw... BullStar was dead! In his palsh was... FLAMESTAR! [what who?]
CITEȘTI
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
AlteleOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
