Chapter Six Desions, [Wait. *DJ pauses sound*
DID THE AUTHOR JUST SPELL A NUMBER CORRECTLY?]
STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL! [what is this 'bun in heikl' you speak of?]
LASTEST TIEM ON STARKITS PROPEHY:; [NO. THIS ISNT A GODDAMN TV SHOW]
"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. [it's not any less funny the second time XD]
Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me.!"
Afert tat StrPaw walkde thru the frost. She wus so depresedded! Hu was seh sapost to pik?/?/ Then she saw JayFethre cumin thru the forst tords her.
"JayFeathr im soooo confusedd wat do i do she yelled their are three toms atref me! TREEEEE!"! ["DAAAAD! I don't know what to dooooo! There's TREES EVERYWHERE! TREEEEEES!"]
i know" sed jayFethr he locked happy. "thats good four you it menzz that p[eo[le like uo. he told he smilling.
"NO NUT I LUV ALL OF THEM" sed StarPaw back waling upst. "I DON'T KNO WHO TO [ICK!1!1" [she doesn't know who to lick? Is this really a conversation you should be having with your father?]
"wel ten let me tel yo a stor.y said JayFeathern and he sat don. Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that I licked." [O_o Jayfeather you perv]
"hu where they sad StarPaw snifing.
"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather. [ "But I couldn't be with either of them because I'm a MEDICINE CAT" ]
"OMG STICK wispred StarPaw [if it's in capital letters, she's probably not whispering]
"YOU WHERE IN LUV WITH A STICK? She culdnt belief it. After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. SHE GAPD IN SHOC.
"Wat did you do? she esked thoug cuase she was crios. [-_-]
Wel I culdn have kids with a stcik now culd i?" said JayPaw [so he's an apprentice now?]
and he locked confuded. LIKE HE DIDN;T EVN KNO SHE WAS GNNA ASK THt qestn. [wat]
"sO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPARKLE INSTD! [Yes he did, captain obvious] YELLED STARpaw locking vry happi. "but that doesn;t help me what am I spost to do?/?
"Folo youre hart said Jayfeahr. "Who do yo want to be wit/"
Hmm StarPaw taught for a secund. FireStar!" she yelldd and then run of to tel him that she ;oved him [*slams head against wall* NO DON'T]
NO FLAMSE!1!12!1 [You wouldn't have to worry about haters if you put just the slightest bit of effort into this]
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IDK WHY, BUT IT DID
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
TilfeldigOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
