Chapter 12
Le Butt Clutcher
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"I am done living life! I am dropping out and becoming a fu- flubba doodle hooker!" I groan frustrated falling back on the couch.
"God dammit Skye, what's wrong with you? You really think I'm gonna allow you to be even finger touched by old hairy goblins?" Jace shouts back waving his arms in the air exasperated.
"LET ME BE! I CANNOT GET THROUGH THIS HARDSHIP. SCHOOL IS EXPIRED COOKIES!"
Jace sighs running his fingers through his short brown spiked hair as he looked back down at me.
"You can do this Skye, I'll tutor you?"
I laughed a bitter evil laugh as I shook my head. Gosh Jace, you're not exactly Einstein. Ha... see what I did there? I'm smooth.
"You're funny, you should become a comedian after you become my personal Krispe Kreme dealer" I say as I kick up my feet off and on the couch. This is very intriguing.
I glance up smiling as I see Jace suddenly hold a box of Krispe Kreme donuts. Ugh... Life is amazeberries, donuts are amazeberries, Jace you are amazeberries. I mentally drool staring at the oh so delicious heavenly food.
"See this is why you are gonna make a living out of this!" I mumble as I crawl over kneeling on the edge handle of the comfy leather lounge to take a glaze. Jace smacked my hand away taking the donut and shoving it in his mouth.
What
Just
Happened
"GOD DAMMIT YOU PEACE OF SHET, YOU BAFOON OF NUGGETS!" I shout trying to snatch it out of his mouth thinking it was still edible. He just cheekily grinned enjoying the only delicious glaze in his mouth.
I think I'm about to cry.
I cannot continue to live this life with betrayal...
I must call batman to save me.
I just kneeled there shocked and speechless of the traitor, my #1 enemy of this moment.
Jace chuckled swallowing the rest of the donut dusting off his invisible messy hands off. He rubbed his tummy giving a smug smile.
"Mmm, that was really good"
"NO. I HATE YOU"
"Nah, you love me baby girl"
"Only a cm big" I frown putting out my bottom lip and crossing my arms sad.
He spread out his arms big smirking. "Nah, bigger than the billions of galaxies!"
"Ha, galaxies my ass!"
"What's with you reminding me to give you a spanking huh? Come Here COOKIE FREAK!"
I was too slow to comprehend what he just said, too forking to slow to even move back. And with that Jace put down the donut box and grabbed my two ass cheeks squeezing it tight.
"OH MY GAWD JACE NEVIAR! YOU ASS INTRUDER!" I gasped trying to get out of his strong grip.
"Sorry baby girl, but you do owe me rounds" He gave a sly smirk surprisingly picking me up by my non-existent bum. I groan by the pressure of his grip, this guy has very manly hands. He held me up with my legs wrapped around his waist and arms enfolded on his neck. At this moment I was way too in the moment of cbf so I just let him carry me up to my room.
He kicked it open then stopped dead in his tracks.
"What?" I muttered looking up, he nodded behind me up.
"SKYE! WHY!? JACE! UGH THIS VIEW... GOD FRIGGEN DAMN BOTH OF YOU. REALLY?"
I bursted out laughing in Jace's chest still in the monkey carried position. Oh poor Ryan, he must really find this image disturbing. But hey! At least it adverts his eyes away from porn for a minute or two. Jokes, jokes... okay no really, way too much porn Ryan.
I turn around winking at my brother who was mid-way out of his room, right across from mine.
"You're just jealous you haven't gotten butt action lately" I grinned poking out my tongue. I felt Jace chuckle with his body shaking a little under mine. Mmm dayum.
"Psssh, whatever..." He ruffled his hair leaning against his door frame, his eyes were drifted off somewhere else. Now living with an annoying shit for 17 years, I've learnt to know little things he does. And right now he was definitely thinking of a girl.
"Oooh thinking about Coffee girl? The one that spilt the coffee on you and REJECTED you! Ha, classic" Jace pulled me up again from losing grip. Ryan shifted uncomfortably looking away, I KNEW IT!
"I saw her again today..."
"You did!" My mouth dropped, this is the first time Ryan ever spoke of a girl like she was an angel before.
"How did it go? Did you guys get it..." I winked and clicked my tongue, "on?"
Jace and Ryan laughed at my weirdness, funny though because I'm still in a butt hold situation.
"No Skye haha... but you're right, she is good... but a little bad. I likey..."
I chuckle at my brother's face which looked like a little boy who tried candy for the first time; I love this little twin shit that I call brother. He can really be a great guy.
"Dayuuuuum Le Boy twin has a lurver! Oooh I bet you gave her a nickname huh? Ahem Jace, scoot closer to Ryan" I muttered to Jace as he walked near Ryan so we can continue this very interesting conversation.
Ryan laughed rubbing the back of his neck then smiling at the ground like it was a pond of cookies, well the face I would make if I saw a pond of cookies. "Damn Cookie freak why you gotta know me so well?"
"Eh Twin Telepathic stuff, comes in the blood ya know. So what do you call her?"
"Muffin..." A firey red heated his cheeks as I gave out a nervous chuckle. I couldn't help but laugh and lean over to ruffle Ryan's hair.
"You wanna butter her muffin?" I sneered repeating one of the amazeberries lines from Mean Girls.
He looked up glaring me, "Only on Fridays." I laughed hard leaning my upped body to pat his cheeks.
"I taught you well, but seriously... she's different huh?"
Ryan nibbled his bottom lip looking around then landed his eyes back on mine, "yeah... and damn she loves coffees like you with cookies"
My jaw dropped. Someone who understands my intense love for something? I must meet her. Funny because Alexis loves coffee's like her life is dependent on it, weird.
"Hold on Nerd Thunder" I jumped off him and walked to my brother giving him one of my famous big teddy bear hugs, he pulled me in tight hugging back.
"I don't know... but she makes me feel butterflies Skye, I know I'm a player but with her? I feel like I could drop any girl I see on the way and sacrifice all my TimTams! And you know I'm inlove with them... I feel like I could walk on damn water when I see her. She makes me feel cheesy and mushy inside." I looked up at him with a smile crept on my lips. His lips trembled down with his green eyes intently staring at the wall, he was inlove.
"Go for her man... If she makes you want to drop your TimTams? Then she's a keeper, and I bet you she's a challenge. A girl who challenges you and a little bad? You won yourself a jackpot bro" Jace said patting his back.
I nodded agreeing the went on my tip toes and kissed Ryan's nose. "Get her you TimTam freak! And get me some cookies" He laughed kissing my head.
"Alright... thanks baby sis, and thanks man."
"4 MIN UNDER! NOT BABY YOU BISH!"
Ryan snickered patting my head, "Baby sis or no cookies?"
I grumbled frowning, crossing my arms and making a little tantrum. "FINE! Now go get it, I heard McCafe' has new brownies and cookies so get me heaps of those two"
"Fine fine, anything for you Jace?"
"Hmm... Nerds? Seven Eleven, cheers"
Ryan shook his head grabbing his keys and of course, leather jacket. "Guess that means I get timtams too, haha laters guys!" And with that thought in mind of his coffee girl and my cookies coming I smiled as he ran downstairs.
I turned to Jace tapping his shoulder. "Ahem, resume the butt clutch!" I snorted.
He swiftly squeezed my butt and lifted me up walking to my room and kicking the door behind him, he threw me on the bed and smirked.
"You ready for this Ninja Warrior?"
I stood on my bed laughing, taking two pillows with each hand. "No not without a fight Samurai!"
"Very well Ninja Warrior." We both put our hands together and bowed to each other, in respect of course then lunged towards each other.
I hit the pillow on his butt as he dove head first to my tummy and shoving me down on the bed. I was fighting back in force with my bubble pillows trying to get this fine ass off me. Ugh so heavy. "Get off! I shall win!" I shouted trying to squash his head with the pillows.
"NEVAH!" he pinned me down with my hands above my head. DAMMIT. I hate this position, I have no forking control unless I hit him in the manly hood, and last time I did it... It didn't go so well. So of course I did what I only could do, thinking a little martial arts will help this condition, I wrapped my legs around his waist.
So think of it like this, him on top, me on the bottom, my hands above my head, my legs wrapped around his waist. I know what you're thinking right? I am so flexible.
I pushed as much as I can flipping us over so I'm on top, now in control.
"Ha Ha! I am ZEE WINNAH! Suck it Bish" Jace laughed putting his hands on my waist.
"Suck where exactly?" He smirked staring me up and down winking.
Oh God. So Naughty. Bad.
I laughed nervously then regained my control and leaned down whispering, "Mmm anywhere you desire" Look I wanted to be bad ass okay...
Jace's eyes bulged as he began softly pinching my waist, his breath brushing against my neck.
"Bad Skye..." I laughed evilly leaning down to his lips, I don't know why I was... It just looked so inviting, so biteable, delectable... omg and the way he just licked his lips... Mmmm.. I was barely a cm away from sucking his face until I felt him roll me around and smack my ass hard.
"Ouchhhh!" I rubbed my bum pouting. "Why you gotta be so rude?"
"Don't you know I'm human toooo!" He continued as I groaned frustrated, why does he have to always make something into a song? Grrr... Jace gave a cheeky grin as he began to change into his spare pj's in my draw. So I couldn't help but stare... I mean who wouldn't stare? And then I saw it... a tattoo? WHEN DID HE GET A TATTOO! I mean... wow. Is that why he's been wearing a long sleeve for a while? W-w-what... best friend hurt right now.
"YOU GOT A TATTOO!?" I shouted shocked jumping up to see it properly. It was a rose with pedals surrounding it with this abstract wing beside it, with puffy clouds. It was beautiful.
"Hm, yeah..." He shuffled uncomfortably looking away. "I got it when I went to Vegas for a week..."
I snorted at the reply and continue to admire the art, "Talk about life choices in Vegas, why didn't you tell me?"
"I don't know... hm" I frowned puckering. "Skye, I would've told you eventually! I'm just slow" He pouted his lip with did I forget to mention? A lip piercing. Hot.
"Grr ... does this hurt?" I poked his tattoo as he grimaced in pain. "Ouch! Still fresh Skye!"
"I know which is why I'm doing it" Poke poke. Poke poke. Pokedy poke poke. I'm a bad friend.
Jace closed his eyes tightly sucking in the air to not moan out in pain. Poke Poke. Then a sudden rush to the floor had me flying with Jace's body tightly wrapped around mine.
"LET ME POKE IT! STAHP TACKLING ME BISH!" He laughed leaning his head in the nape of my neck.
"Nooo! It hurts!"
"That's what you get for not telling me!" He sighed kissing my collar bone and continuing to rest his head there.
"Sorry baby girl... if it helps, there's cookies in my car" My eyes protruded as my adrenaline rush pushed him off me then before I knew it, my legs were trampling downstairs to get them cookies. I could hear Jace's calls of me ditching him, eh... sorry cookies are better.
I ran to the car then opened the handle but no budge.
Shit, the Keys...
I will be with you soon Cookies
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