Ask The Bad Guy Team

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... 更多

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-

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由 MegaLOVEania

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Some one prank error he needs it , I also think cross needs to be pranked someone do that to anyone or have a prancing war!

Nightmare: WE ARE NOT  DOING A PRANKING WAR!! *storms out with Error and Cross*

Susie: I have a feeling, if we prank Error...

Susie: We might...regret it...

Horror: b0i life is FULL of regret!

Horror: Why not a little more??

Susie: that's not how it wor-

Killer: aNYWAYS!!

Killer: I say we prank him by tickling him until he crashes. 

Dust: That's not really a prank...that's just aggravating. 

Killer: Which is exactly what pranks are!

Horror: Catch up already, won't you two?!

Dust & Susie: ....wth-

~LATER~

Killer: Okay, since Susie and Dust chickened out, let's ambush him when he watches UnderNovela. 

Horror: Y'know, we should be the Pranking Pair. 

Killer: wut

Horror: Or the Pair Of Pranks.

Killer: wHY

Horror: Or, the Dangerous Duo.

Killer: you stole that from a movie you bISH. 

Horror: WHATEVER!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

Killer: nO I DON'T!?

Horror: I'm SAYING, we should make a name for us, about pranking. 

Killer: ...

Killer: yES. 

~LATER, WHILE ERROR WATCHES UNDERNOVELA~

Killer & Horror: *sneak up behind Error*

Error: * watching intensely* 

Killer: *about to tickle Error*

Error: nO ASGORO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Killer: *falls backwards*

Error: *turns around* What are....

Error: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Horror: um...looking at...

Horror: porn?

Error: *facepalm* GET. OUT.

Horror: u-UH! *looks around wildly*

Killer: *gets up* ATTACKKKK!!!!1!!

Horror & Killer: *launches themselves at Error*

Error: AHHHHHH- *crashes*

Horror: *looks at Killer*

Killer: *looks at Horror*

Killer: we didn't even get to tickle him...

Horror: I'm not really sure I understood the rest...

Killer: The rest of what?

Horror: The dare. 

Killer: *pats Horror's back*

Killer: One day you'll get smarter...probably. 

Horror: I mean, at least we pranked Error. 

Killer: HECK YEAH! 

*fist bump like a brO-*

xXxOreoPlayzxXx

Dusty boi go yandere for an hour I want to see people die

Dust: Why?? Why do you want to see people die you sadi-

Killer: DO IT. 

Dust: FIIIIINE... *randomly turns Yandere*

Dust: ...

Dust: I don't...feel any different?

Killer: ...oh.

~LATER~

Horror: lol, Error is still rebooting in his room hehe. *sits beside Killer*

Dust: *pushes Horror violently away from Killer and takes his spot*

Horror: DUDE WHAT THE HECK I WAS SITT-

Dust: *takes out a knife* If you even look at my Bby there will be a lot more holes in your body than just your head. 

Horror: *backs up*

Dust: And I'll make sure every hole is made with each and every painful and deadly stab, until you slowly die of blood loss and pain. 

Horror: *gets off of the couch and walks away*

Dust: AND STAY OUT! 

Killer: *stares at Dust*

Dust: *turns to Killer* You love me right?? You love me and only me, me forever and ever and no one else. Just like how I love you. I'd die for you. I'd kill for you. Wouldn't you do the same??

Killer: ...uh, yes...?

Dust: *giggles* Good! What are you watching?

Killer: *questions his life*

*The rest of the gang watches Dust at a VERY large distance until the hour is over*

Dust: *shakes his head* Whoa...what happened? I kind of blanked out for a second.

Killer: oH THANK GOD!! *hugs Dust*

Dust: .///3///.

Dust: U-uh, what happened?

Killer: *stares into Dust's soul* YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

OKAY, SO EMEADE AND xXxOREOPLAYZxXx HAVE BEEN HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS ON THE CHAPTERS, AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS HILARIOUS LOL-

I HOPE  YOU DON'T MIND...I MIGHT A LITTLE STORY OUT OF IT. APOLOGIES FOR BEING LATE!!!

Emily walked down the virtual world that is the Internet. 

Just kidding. She was on her phone, scrolling through Wattpad. She noticed that there were these things called Chill Pills, created by Oreo. (I'm going to call you that sorry if you don't like it)

So Emily typed a message. 

.....what the f*ck..............................ok who says we ban together and destroy Oreo for the chill pills? That's so unnatural for anyone who took them and there are millions of them........they will destroy the economy

Emily was very worried about the...

Internet? Economy? 

So she decided to execute Oreo. 

But little did Emily know, Oreo had a plan. 

Oreo swooped in like Batman (but not as great,  cos Batman is the bestestestest)

Ugh wut nu blame alphys She told me to sell those

Oreo replied, placing her hands on her hips. 

And u cant kill over the internet. You shouldve learnt that from fangirls I should learn grammar

Oreo told Emily, even admitting she needed Grammar Lessons. But, silly Oreo. You can't learn grammar from Fangirls!!

Emily looked at Oreo, confused. 

Ok I have no clue what you're talking about. ..now I feel like a noob

Emily said to Oreo. Emily was very lucky. 

... keep your innocence ma child

Oreo said, obviously trying to keep Emily safe from the horror's of Rule 34 and the bad side of the Undertale Fandom. 

I'm not innocent not in the slightest I just don't have like any socal media

Emily told Oreo. I guess Oreo was wrong. 

Fangirls, the defenition: like to try and kill people even tho they probably live miles away. They try to be scary but end up edgy with bad grammar

Oreo carefully explained to Emily. 

Ok

Emily responded, understanding. 

Oreo stuck out her tongue, and swooped away. 

Like Batman. 

And just as cool. 

And Emily went back to scrolling through her phone. 

SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING REEEEEE. 

PERSONAL ISSUES SUCK

Also, thought this was funny.

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