Ask The Bad Guy Team

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... Mai multe

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)

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Octopissed whos the weakest in the group

Nightmare: tHAT'S THE STUPIDEST NICKNAME, FIRST OF ALL

Killer: it is a GREAT nickname-

Nightmare: sECOND, 

Nightmare: Probably Horror...

Horror: i AM NOT WEAKKKKK!!

Susie: No, out of everyone else you're the weakest

Susie: That doesn't make you weak. 

Error: Yeah, Susie's right. 

Error: It's like saying your smarter than someone else, it doesn't necessarily make you smart. That person could be super dumb and you could just be a little less dumb than them. You're still dumb. 

Susie: Basically, you're still stronger than the average monster. But compared to the rest of us, you're weaker. 

Horror: ...

Horror: i AM NOT WEAK!!

Dust: Jeez, Horror. WE AREN'T CALLING YOU WEAK!!

Killer: Even  understood that!! (no he didn't)

Nightmare: WHATEVER. SHUT UP. 

Cross: ...but i wasn't-

Nightmare: not you, you're perfect

Killer: *pretending to throw up* 

123123german

Someone needs to prank killer and horror I dare one of you to prank horror and killer

Nightmare: I need my revenge.

Nightmare: Butttttt....what should I do???? I don't know anything about pranks...

Error: IDK search it up...

Nightmare: *searches up pranks* 

Nightmare: That looks... a little too....

Nightmare: ...I need them for missions. They can't fight with a bleeding butt. 

Nightmare: Baby powder on doughnuts....?

Nightmare: PERFECT.

~LATER~

*Pranked doughnuts on the counter*

Killer: Ooh~ don't mind if I do! *takes one at eats it*

Killer: ...!!!!

Killer: cOUgh CouGH cOuGh CoUgH-

Nightmare: HAH. 

Killer: w-what the *COuGh* f-f*ck?! 

Nightmare: *throws Killer out the window* 

Nightmare: The best prank ends with someone out a window. Prank Knowledge 101. 

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: sh*t I'm turning into Killer-

~LATER AGAIN~

*Pranked doughnuts are on the counter...again*

Horror: *walks in and looks around*

Horror: *takes a doughnut and eats it* Hehe-

Horror: cOUGH COUGH COUGH COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH-

Nightmare: *middle finger* REVENGE! 

Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*

Dust: *peeks in* Hey, Nightmare, do you know where Kills is? 

Nightmare: Dive out the window and find ou-

Dust: *dives out the window* 

Dust: wHY AM I ALWAYS AN EXTRAAAAaaaa *hard thud* 

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Nightmare. Buddy u need a chill pill. *breaks 4th wall and pours a truck of chill pills on him*

I meant octopus. Cant forget that nickname :P

Nightmare: THAT NICKNAME IS STUPI- *burried*

Cross: N-NIGHTMARE?!?!

Nightmare: *uses tentacles to remove the pills from his head*

Nightmare: wHAT THE HELL?! 

Nightmare: WHY THE F*CK DID YOU DO THAT YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!

Error: *shoves a pill in his mouth* shut. UP. 

Nightmare: HRGH- *swallows pill*

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: Oh wow! Sorry! I overreacted for a second and I hope you can forgive my rude behavior! That was absolutely unnecessary and I take full responsibility for my actions! I hope that later in the future we can be friends and put this behind us!

Cross: ...OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO.

Error: *steps back* That is...not okay...

Nightmare: Am I making you uncomfortable? I apologize with utmost sincerity and well furthermore remove myself from your presence in order to bring you to peace. I will go ahead and look at wholesome memes to keep me busy as the effects of the pills wear off. 

Nightmare: I hope you enjoy your day, friends! *walks away*

Cross: *hugs his knees* I think I am mentally scarred omg.

Susie: *watching from a distance* ...

Susie: ..OKAY????

*Killer, Horror and Dust teleport back*

Killer: *rubs head* Oww. My head doesn't feel right... *looks at pills*

Killer: Eh. *eats one* 

Cross: nO DUST-

Killer: *swallows* ....?

Dust: WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT A RANDOM PILL?!?!?!

Susie: *leaves with her hands in the air*

Killer: You are right, I shouldn't have put your nor my life at risk by consuming possibly contaminated substances. I should have been much more aware of how my absence could effect those around me. I will try harder to realize the severity of the situation before acting upon it. 

Dust: wha...Killer? 

Killer: That name belongs to me and my spirit, as well as many others in the universe. What is your purpose to speak to me? 

Dust: ...

Dust: *shakes Killer* sPIT IT OUT SPIT IT PUT SPIT IT OUT!!

Killer: *carefully puts Dust's hands down* Unfortunately, the pills have already been digested into my non-existent stomach and therefore requires patience and time for the effects to slowly wear down. If it would make your mental state easier to cope with, I can happily remove myself and join you when the pill has made itself through my body. 

Dust: *lies on the ground* Yeah, I think you should go... do that. 

Killer: *leaves*

Error: *dumps all the pills into UnderFell* There we go...

~IN UNDERFELL~

Fell: What the- WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF PILLS IN MY HOUSE??!

F!Paps: OH SANS! GOOD, YOU GOT THE TYLENOL I REQUESTED?!

Fell: Wha, boss? N-no, I don't think you should-

F!Paps: *eats a pill*

Fell: F-f*ck...

F!Paps: ... *hugs Fell*

Fell: WH-WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING?!

F!Paps: I am deeply sorry for my actions in the past and present,  and hope I can regain my status as a little brother through hard work and love. I would like to redeem myself for my horrible beatings that absolutely have no excuses whatsoever, and therefore-

123123german

 dust stfu we all know you're jealous heck we might even get yandere dust

Dust: Yeah, b*tch if you tOUCH HIM AGAIN YOU WILL BE DEAD. 

Cross: Aw, but Dust, Killer seemed so happy that someone was actually hugging him. 

Dust: I GIVE HIM ALL THE HUGS HE EVER NEEDS. 

Dust: WHICH IS ME. 

Dust: HE ONLY. NEEDS. ME! 

Cross: *backs away*

Horror: ...what about me??

Dust: nobody cares about you.

Horror: :,o

Horror: yOU TAKE THAT BACK

Dust: NO. 

Horror: ...

Horror: cool. *walks out of the room* 

Dust: nOBODY TOUCH MY BBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

S0rry f0r n0t updating!! I keep thinking I updated but when I check there's 0nly a draft! S0 s0rry again!! 

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