_nagitokomaeda_
Is it bad that I ship inkmare?
Nightmare: ...well, no?
Nightmare: I mean, in another timeline I'm sure that I'm probably dating Ink.
Cross: WHO WOULD I DATE?!
Nightmare: IDK YOU'D BE LONELY I DON'T CARE!
Cross: ...you...
Cross: You don't care if I'm lonely?
Nightmare: What? No, of course I do!! *hugs Cross*
Cross: *smiles* Hehe, lol I know.
Nightmare: *glares at Cross but then smiles* You're stupid. *joking*
Snivy_Rose
(( lol I love picking on Nightmare)) Okay I dare someone to ask Nightmare what is the most valuable thing to him and take that thing and either burn it, chuck it out the window, or stab it.
Dust: Hey, who doesn't like picking on Nightmare?
Susie: Oh! I want to do this one!
Susie: *slides beside Nightmare*
Susie: Hey, what do you value the most?
Nightmare: Wha? Uh, Cross. I value Cross.
Cross: Aw!~
Susie: What? No no, I mean object-wise. *thinking* I mean, we can throw Cross out a window later.
Nightmare: Hmm...actually, the necklace Dream gave me is actually really nice.
Susie: Pfft, I bet it's trash. Can I see?
Nightmare: ...no.
Susie: P-please?!
Nightmare: F*CK. NO.
Susie: Why aren't you wearing it?
Nightmare: I am, but it's protected by my substance.
Susie: *reaches to grab where she thinks it is*
Nightmare: Are you trying to feel me?!?!?
Cross: wot-
Susie: *retaliates* U-uh! What about your second object?
Nightmare: Oh, that's defiantly my bookcase. But why would you as-
Susie: NOREASONGOTOGOBYE *flees*
Nightmare: ....okay????????
Cross: She better not be flirting with you.
~IN ANOTHER ROOM~
Error: What is it?
Susie: Well, it's Cross, so we can throw him out a window.
Killer: But I want to BURN something. AND stab it!
Horror: ME TOO!!
Susie: Okay, okay! So, object-wise, he likes his necklace from Dream the most. Except that's under his goop and I have a feeling we'll all be dead before we even touch him.
Error: Could we get Cross to take it? He... uh, touches Nightmare a lot.
Dust: No, Cross would never do that to Nightmare.
Error: Yeah, is there anything else?
Susie: His bookcase. We can burn that, and stab all of the books!
Killer: yyyyYYYYESSSS THAT IS THE BEST!!
Horror: leT'S GO AND BURNNN!!
Error: All of you are crazy. I'm staying here.
~LATER~
Susie: *holding the bookcase*
Nightmare: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!??
Susie: *slams it against the ground*
Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK?!
Cross: What are you DOING?!
Killer: *lights the bookcase on fire and starts to stab the books with his knife*
Nightmare: HOLY F*CKING SH*T MOTHER OF GOD YOU B*TCHES!!
Horror: *randomly swings his ax at the bookcase*
Cross: oMG!!!!
Susie: *picks up Cross and launches him at the bookcase*
Nightmare: *grabs Cross before he hits the window, and grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out fire*
Killer: Aw!!
Nightmare: *sets Cross and grabs everyone else*
Nightmare: WHY DID YOU PUT MY WAIFU AT RISK YOU B*TCHES?!?!
Killer: *coughs out blood* Th-this is r-really tight N-nightma-
Nightmare: BOSS. I AM YOUR BOSS!
Horror: *thinking* He never makes us call him boss...what's up with him?
Cross: Nightmare, calm down, it's okay...
Nightmare: *glares at Cross, then calms down*
Nightmare: *sighs* Don't touch my things. THAT INCLUDES CROSS!! *loosens tentacles but still holds them*
Susie: Hey, uh- boss?
Nightmare: tsk, Whatever.
Susie: Can you let us down??
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: *throws everyone out the window*
Dust: aT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DIVVVVvvveee
Error: Pfft, someone had a breakdow-
Nightmare: *throws Error out the window too*
123123german
All of you need to gain dominance and gang up on nightmare and cross throw them in a freezing lake or pool
*Everyone teleports back to the castle*
Error: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Nightmare's in a bad mood. *walks away*
Killer: I'm still up for some more destruction!!
Horror: HECK YEAH!!
Susie: HELL YEAH!!
Dust: *slowly backs away and goes to watch TV*
Dust: dON'T GET HURT KILLER!!
Killer: I'll try but i mAKE NO PROMISES-
~LATER...AGAIN!! (also why u so mad at Nightmare lol)~
Nightmare: *reading from a book in his drawer*
Cross: *watching TV with Error and Dust*
Horror: bOOM MOTHERF*CKERS!! *teleports Nightmare and Cross into a random pond in Snowdin*
Nightmare: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cross: WHY MEEEE?!?!?!?1
*5 Seconds Later*
Nightmare: *teleports him and Cross back to the castle, soaking wet*
Nightmare: *smiling really wide*
Killer: *backs up* Uh, h-hey boss! What'cha up t-to?
Susie: *runs*
Nightmare: That was strike two. One more strike.
Nightmare: I.
Nightmare: Will.
Nightmare: KILL.
Nightmare: You.
Horror: eEP!! *flees*
Killer: *flees*
Nightmare: *heavy breathing and teleports to his room*
Cross: *gets a towel and sits on the couch*
emeade
Lol nice comeback error
Error: *okay sign* THX lol!
Dust: ...it wasn't tho-
Error: oH SHUT UP!!
Cross: god damn PUNS...
_nagitokomaeda_
may I hug killer? uwu
Killer: *hiding in his closet, then comes out*
Killer: Uh, sure!! *hugs _nagitokoamaeda_*
Killer: I accept any hugs between the hours...
Killer: Uh, every hour.
Dust: BUT Y'ALL BETTER NOT GET TOO CLOSE OR ELSE-
Killer: oH HUSH YOU!!!
I'm updating a lot more frequently, and there is really no reason to it except that I like to pretend I'm being productive.
SO expect more chapters! Sorry for the quacked schedule!!