I Ate my Boyfriend...

Per burkingham

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A girl has a perfect boyfriend perfect life, until she eats her boyfriend... then her whole world goes pear-s... Més

caveman it up.
Arm attack
Aunt Gaye
(this is actually chapter one) I ate my boyfriend.
PLEASE HELP
Skull Skull Skull
I love you..?
Repunzel Repunzel let down your hair!
Save me
Unexpected Water
birth with catwoman
Hopelessly Devoted To You
Hello......MILLHOUSE
like yeah you should
I accidentely ate Taylor
I was eaten
???
Hello... Mr bean?
Mrs Incredible!!!!!!!
secret bedroom ..
Yellow Sponge?
pete and repeat are sitting on a boat pete falls off who's left repeat
Sponge is love sponge is life
The beginning

He gave birth to a Lolphin

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Per burkingham

After numerous cries of pain the nurse with 5 tongues comes and said "Im so sorry, Millhouse didn't make it, I understand ifyou want the child to be put up for adoption, but firsst you should see what the child looks like....."

I was now beyond confused, Millhouse was dead. I held back the tears and remembered he cheated on me. I walked into the room and prepeared for this child of his

I walked into the room and I was speechless, in front of me was a dolphin/lizard. Wait....WHAT

It had big green ears and a tail, but his face resembled a dolphin

I LOVED HIM!!!!

He was so cute OMG 

I picked him up in my catwomam/caveman/baben arms and cradled him

The nurse looked at me shocked and I said "I will take the beautiful Lolphin home and look after him like my own"

I stuck the finger up at her and kissed the child on the lips

I think im in love

Continua llegint

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