Save me

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i rock my chair back and forth moving a centre metre every time. 

"this is really failing" i say to myself

i try to stand up and finally after pulling and pushing the rope breaks falling to the ground. i stand up and run over to the window. i peer down at the floor and i see the men running off to the forest carrying Millhouse.

I then thought to myself  'what would caveman do' 

All of the sudden I forgot all vocabulary and blank just filled my almost empty head

I just turned back into a caveman

I barged the locked door off its hinges letting me free and sprinted down the stairs, into the forest where my starcrossed love was

Then I see him crying in pain tied to a tree, "Millhouse!" I scream and run towards him 

He looks down and said "Im a woman now"

All the sudden my inner man came over me and I grabbed Millhouses hand and got on my knees and said "Millhouse Arse will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?"

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