"Mum?" I say confused.
"Baben?" she said her eyes widen.
"Why am i like this?" i ask racking my body with my eyes.
"Baben i think you should sit down" my mum says.
"W...what why?"
"Just sit."
We sat down on the couch centimetres away from eachother.
"Your like this because..."
"Why mum! Why!" i say screaming. i started to cry.
"Your father and i met eating pizza along the bank of a river called Plop river i really thought he was normal and really nice, like me.. but it turned out he... was a cave man"
"What?" i say. What this whole time she lied to me saying he left us but it was really because.. he dispeared?
"Well he dispeared because... he was a cave men"
Right before i could taken in what just happened. I feel something crawling up my throat. Right then Millhouses arm flew out of my mouth and hit my mum right in the face.
"AHHHHHHHH BABEN!" the arm attacked her. Crawling up her and pulling her eyes out. i couldnt stand seeing her the way she was, so i fixed it and ate her to.
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I Ate my Boyfriend...
RandomA girl has a perfect boyfriend perfect life, until she eats her boyfriend... then her whole world goes pear-shaped. read to see if after everything they have been through will Millhouse and Baben stay together? Or will people get in the way of there...