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Before we start off this SUPER long special chapter, this isn't just to celebrate 50 chapters. I just want to thank all of you for reading my book (1.4K READS EEEE!!) and for commenting on it as well. I hope you all enjoy playing a part in these silly skeletons adventures, and maybe one day be inspired to write your own!
Everyone deserves to be happy, and you made me the happiest person that could ever be! Thanks again, and on with the SPECIAL!!
Oreo_Playz
I dare dust to flirt with blue then eat his tacos and smacc him so hard he falls down like a domino
Killer: WhY?! HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME-
Dust: Dude, it's a dare calm down.
Dust: I still love you!!
Killer: yeah you better.
Dust: Y DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE ME!?!?!?!?
Mega: Yo, hurry up and do it.
Dust: Jeez, fine. NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: Error can open portals too...and so can you-
Dust: i don't care just do it
Dust: *walks through portal*
Blue: *making tacos* Hmm...should I add some more pepper?
Dust: Hey, Blueberry...
Blue: Oh! Uh...Dust? You can just call me Blue if you want...
Dust: Why? Blueberry sounds so sweet and delicious...like you...*silently barfs in his mouth*
Blue: Well...that's nice I guess, but you know that I'm taken...
Dust: A perfect guy like you deserves the best...and right now...I'm all you need
Blue: D-Dust!! I'm not going to chea-
Dust: *running out of ideas* D-did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because I'll be there to catch you and your...uh...butt?
Blue: That's not funny! Th-this isn't funny!!
Dust: Of course not!! It's only...sexy *barfs in his mouth again*
Blue: *blushes* U-UH!! Aren't y-you dating K-Killer?
Dust: Not anymore...you're just too cute to resist...
Blue: Th-that's sweet...but I'm really not sure we're-
Dust: *teleports in front of Blue and puts his hand on the wall behind Blue*
Blue: *thinking* what...what is he doing?? How am I supposed to tell him that I love someone else...
Dust: Blueberry... I....
Blue: *thinking* oh no...I don't want to do this!!
Dust: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON UR F*CKING TACOS!! *slaps Blue*
Blue: EEE!! *falls over and knock a jar of pepper*
*The pepper falls into a boiling pot*
*the pot explodes and knocks over a random plate*
*the plate falls on the taco plate and launches the tacos into the air*
*one of the tacos fall into Blue's mouth*
Blue: cOUGH COUGH-
Dust: welp, I guess I can't eat them. I don't want to eat trash anyways- *opens a portal and goes back to the castle*
Killer: DID U CHEAT ON ME!?!?!?
Dust: NO.
Dust: I SMACCED HIM SO HARD HE CHOKED ON HIS TACOS!
Error: how is that possible
Susie: C'mon...even I realized that this place doesn't have any logic.
Killer: is he dead?
Dust: uh....no??
Killer: Welp! I'll be back soon! *opens a portal*
Dust: GODDAMMIT KILLER!! *tackles Killer and makes him close the portal*
Cross: ...
Cross: What a perfectly good waste of tacos.
transformers1293
I dare Nightmare to be nice and give Dream a 'present' because darn it, he's still your brother wether you like it or not. Chances are Dream will have something for you, too.
Nightmare: AW REALLY?! DO I HAVE TO?!?!?!
Cross: yes.
Nightmare: What?? Why are you on their side??
Cross: I'm not!! It's a nice thing to do!
Nightmare: PFFT EXACTLY WHY I SHOULDN'T DO IT!!
Cross: just go before I slap your a*s to the moon
Nightmare: FIIIIIIINE. But only for you.
Cross: *smiles* Ya big goof.
Nightmare: *opens a portal* stupid Dream and his face and his stupid bow and his stu-
Dream: Nightmare? What are you...
Dream: OH NO. GO AWAY BEFORE YOU SET SOMETHING ELSE ON FIRE.
Nightmare: I'm not going to set anything on fire...even if I REALLY want to...
Dream: Then...why are you here?
Nightmare: *hands Dream a tiny box*
Dream: Huh? *opens it, and finds a golden brooch that's shaped like a star*
Dream: AWW! This is so cool! Thank's brother!
Nightmare: Tsk, whatever.
Dream: Actually, I have something for you too!
Nightmare: ...why??
Nightmare: You didn't even know I was coming!!
Dream: I've kept it, in case you did. *runs off to get it*
Nightmare: ugh, he's so stupid.
Dream: *runs back* I didn't have time to package it, but here you go! *hands Nightmare a necklace with a silver crescent moon on the end*
Nightmare: *takes it* That...*looks away*
Nightmare: *mumbles* whatever...
Dream: *smiles* Aw, I knew you'd like it!!
Nightmare: *glares at Dream* I DO NOT!! Who...WHO WEARS NECKLACES ANYWAYS!! I'M NOT A GIRL!!
Dream: That's...kind of sexist
Nightmare: I DON'T CARE YOU'RE STUPID *sets Dream's new tree on fire and storms out*
Dream: ...
Dream: frick.
Oreo_Playz
I dare killer to sing all i want for christmas is food
Killer: Ooh, good idea!
Killer: Dust Prank time, lol.
Dust: *sitting on the couch, wondering where he went wrong*
Killer: *begins to sing* I....
Dust: *looks over* You what?
Killer: ...don't want a lot for Christmas...
Dust: Cool?
Killer: There is just one thing I need...
Dust: ...food? I like food... too?
Killer: I don't care about the presents under neath the Christmas tree
Dust: Pfft...I know that's a lie!!
Killer: *teleports on top of Dust* I just want you for my own...
Dust: *blushes* O-oh!
Killer: More than you will ever know
Dust: Heh, I think I DO know...*puts arms around Killer*
Killer: what more can I do?
Dust: Aw, Bby you don't have to do anything~
Killer: All I want for Christmas.... is....
Dust: *leans in*
Killer: *pushes Dust over and jumps over the couch to the kitchen*
Killer: FOOOOOOOD!!!
Dust: *still blushing* ...
Dust: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT!!
Susie: lol Let's be real, that was good.
Dust: no it wasn't...
Dust: my poor heart...
Dust: WHY DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE ME?!
Killer: *teleports to Dust and kisses him on the cheekbone*
Dust: *blushes again* Oh, you little...
_nagitokomaeda_
Fix dreams tree with the power of flex tape
Killer: I don't want to do that!!
Killer: That's a horrible use for Flex Tape!!
Horror: AGREED!! NOT ME!
Killer: NOT ME!
Dust: NOT ME- OH GOD...
Dust: I don't want to do it!
Killer: I'll kiss you again!
Dust: Fine, you big babies I'll do it.
Dust: making me do all of the dares goddammit-*walks into a portal*
Dream: UGHH WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!!
Dream: OH NO. GET OUT, MY TREES ALREADY ON FIRE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO BURN.
Dust: there's you-
Dream: wot
Dust: *sigh* Nothing. Just, shut up and let me fix it.
Dream: ...okay?
Dust: *magically fixes tree with Flex Tape*
*And by magically, just wrapped it around the tree a couple thousand times*
Dream: ...
Dream: That didn't exactly...
Dream: err...
Dream: thanks??????
Dust: shut up *opens a portal and walks back into castle*
Dream: ???????? *very confused*
Killer: DID YOU DO IT?!
Dust: Yeah, now it looks like a black...Q-Tip? I'm not sure.
Killer: *kisses Dust* There you go.
Dust: *blushes* E-Either way, it doesn't look like a tree.
Nightmare: IS IT STILL ON FIRE?!
Dust: ....no you walnut
Nightmare: DAMN.
Cross: Wouldn't it be put out by now?
Nightmare: I uh...
Nightmare: Kind of set it on fire? Again?
Cross: *facepalm* Hhhh....Oh well...
Error: You have no self-control
Nightmare: OH, SHUT UP!
Oreo_Playz
I dare nightmare to take a bath in doritos
Nightmare: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING TO DO EVER!
Error: You've been saying 'stupid' a lot.
Nightmare: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS!!
Error: ...that means you are too.
Nightmare: OH, SHUT UP!!
Cross: Wait, if you're going to take a bath does that mean you'd have to be naked?
Nightmare: ....no.
Susie: Don't be a pervert, Cross.
Cross: I-I'M NOT A PERVERT, IT WAS A NORMAL QUESTION!!
Susie: PFFT-NORMAL.
Nightmare: STAHP BULLYING CROSS!!!
Susie: *puts hands up* Okay, okay jeez.
Nightmare: *fills bathtub with Doritos*
Nightmare: ....ugh
Nightmare: *takes off socks, sweater, and shirt*
Cross: *peaks in the bathroom* Need some help?
Nightmare: *blushes* N-no, I just need to get the dare done...
Cross: Hehe, okay. *goes back to the living room*
Nightmare: *puts foot in Doritos* Ow...the chips kind of hurt.
Nightmare: Well, they never said how long so...
Nightmare: *jumps in* OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW!!
Nightmare: JFC *teleports out and is covered in scratches*
Cross: *peaks in again* You smell yummy!
Nightmare: *blushes* That doesn't matter...
Cross: *walks in* Can I have a taste...?
Nightmare: *blushes and smiles* sure...
Mega: NOPE!! *pushes Cross out of the bathroom*
Nightmare: Wha-HEY! Why'd you do that?!
Mega: WE HAVE TO STAY ON TRACK!
Mega: DON'T RUIN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Dust: *shouts* THAT MEME IS HELLA DEAD!!
Nightmare: ugh I don't give a f*ck anyways *teleports out of the bathroom*
emeade
I dare Horror to prank underlust grilby!YOU MUST!!!!
Horror: HAH! I actually WANT to do this!!
Dust: OUT OF ALL OF THE DARES-
Dust: WHY DOES HE GET A GOOD ONE?!?!!??!?!?!
Horror: Suck it, bish *middle finger and jumps into a portal*
Dust: JC!
Horror: *lands face-first in snow* oOF-
Horror: *stands up* HEHEHEHE, time for some PRANKING!!
Horror: *sneaks into Grillbys, when he's not looking glues a fake 100 dollar bill on the counter*
L!Grillby: Oh! What a nice tip! *tries to take it*
L!Grillby: ....what
L!Grillby: *yanks it*
L!Grillby: *stands on the counter and yanks*
*fake 100 dollar bill rips*
L!Grillby: .......!!!!!!
L!Grillby: F*CKING SH*T LITTLE B*TCH!!!
L!Grillby: *aggressively calls Lust on his phone*
Lust: Hello, Lust speaking!
L!Grillby: WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
Lust: what?
L!Grillby: DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!
Lust: No, of course not why-
L!Grillby: WELL GUESS WHO'S AN IDIOT NOW?
L!Grillby: NO KETCHUP FOR YOU, FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!
Lust: WHAT WHY THO?!
L!Grillby: *hangs up* that motherf*cking skeleton...
Horror: PFFT- *opens a portal back to the castle*
Horror: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Susie: What did you do?
Horror: I glued a fake 100 dollar to the counter, and L!Grillby ripped it, then thought it was Lust and banned him from Grillby's for a week!!
Susie: OMG THAT IS GOOD!!!!
Horror: I KNOW!!
Horror: I DON'T EVEN REGRET IT!
Susie: oh man...*wheezes*
Oreo_Playz
I dare you to wrap everyone in flex tape and throw them in the sea
Susie: but...who?
Killer: I WANT TO! *gets Flex Tape and starts taping Dust*
Dust: uuuUUUGH!!!!!!
Killer: *throws Dust into a portal....SeaTale (???)*
Dust: FUC- *falls in the water*
Killer: *tapes Horror* REEEEEEEE- *gets thrown with Dust*
Nightmare: don't you f*cking touch me-
Killer: *wrapping Cross*
Cross: OH GOD NO *struggles*
Nightmare: WAIT DON'T YOU DA-
Killer: *throws Cross into the portal* whoops!
Nightmare: YOU MOTHERF*CKER!! *wrapped*
Nightmare: wait hOW- *thrown into the portal*
Susie: SH*T *wrapped and thrown into the portal*
Susie: *screaming* I'M GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR BALLSSMRMRsfsu
Error: *looks at Killer* if you TOUCH me-
Error: I WILL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY KILL YOU AND LAUGH THE ENTIRE TIME
Killer: ...
Killer: Better get on that then!!
Error: wha-
Killer: *starts wrapping Error*
Error: WHAT THE F_F__F_F_F *crashes*
Killer: *throws the rebooting Error into the portal*
Killer: hehe, all done!!
*Everyone teleports back in the castle, soaking wet*
Killer: ._."
Error: *falls on the ground, rebooting*
Nightmare & Susie: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOU LITTLE SH*T!
Dust: *goes in front of Killer* It was a DARE, calm down! Someone had to do it!
Nightmare: i'm going to kill him in his sleep, i swear-
Susie: *grumbles and glares at Killer*
Killer: Phew, thanks Bby!
Dust: *glares at Killer* if you ever do that again you wont have anyone to call 'Bby' anymore.
Killer: mmmMMMM OKAY!! *nervous finger guns*
Dust: GOOD.
Oreo_Playz
I forgot something *kicks nightmare in the non existant nutz* thats for making kill kill cri in the first few chapters
Nightmare: ......
Nightmare: If my 'nutz' are non-existent....
Nightmare: then you just kicked...no where.
Killer: *b*tch slaps Nightmare*
Nightmare: OWW WTF?!
Killer: THAT'S FOR MAKING ME CRY, YA WALNUT!
Nightmare: I DIDN'T WHAT THE HECK?!
Killer: You made me cry IN ANOTHER TIMELINE!!
Nightmare: THEN SLAP ME IN THAT TIMELINE!!
Killer: I WILL!!
Killer: ...
Killer: How do you get to another timeline?
Nightmare: why tf do you think I know?????
Error: You can't, it's impossible.
Killer: oh, huh.
Killer: Guess I'll have to slap Nightmare again.
Nightmare: *throws Killer out of a window*
Nightmare: F*CK OFF!!
Dust: I should seriously join a diving team with all of this practice I'm getting. *dives out the window to rescue his Bby*
Susie: Ah, good times...good times...
Cross: You weren't even there!
Error: IT'S IN ANOTHER TIMELINE YOU CAN'T BE THERE
Susie: So??
Cross: ...
Error: ALL OF YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!
Oreo_Playz
Susie i ship u with lancer tho (;-;)
Susie: Well, uh...
Susie: I'm probably dating Lancer in another timeline???
Susie: But let's be real tho, Lancer is just a kid (in this timeline at least)
Susie: Besides, have you SEEN those fangirls????????
Error: Oh, I know what you're talking about!
Susie: EXACTLY.
Susie: But, as of this moment-
Error: who says that?
Susie: AS OF THIS MOMENT!
Susie: I am dating Noelle!
Susie: SOOO SUCK IT!
Error: Oh god, Susie, you just started a war...
Susie: QwQ"
~AND NOW FOR A RANDOM SHORT!~
Cross: UGH! I lost AGAIN!!
Nightmare: Hehe, I'm so good at chess.
Killer: Wow, Killer, you sound pretty cross.
Cross: NO. SHUT UP.
Killer: It's not your fault you're just not as X-cellent as Nightmare.
Cross: KILLER, YOU ARE DEAD.
Killer: That wasn't a very knife thing to say!
Cross: GODDAMMIT!
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THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT! I HOPE ALL OF YOU ENJOYED THIS...
AND I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THE CHAPTERS THAT ARE SOON TO COME!
ANY SUGGESTIONS OR ADVICE IS ALWAYS WELCOME!!
AND FINALLY...
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