Ask The Bad Guy Team

By MegaLOVEania

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When an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluf... More

ASK THE F AWAY!
The Ships Are Rolling In
OH NO IT'S A SHIP AVALANCHE!
A True Love's Kiss
Depression Is My Lover
Therapy for the Hurt
Yandere Dust?
FLASHBACK PART 1 - Error's Arrival
FLASHBACK PART 2 - Cross's Cooking
FLASHBACK 3 - Official Cat Day!
FLASHBACK 4 - Bad GAY Team
A/N
Poor Killer....
Deltarune? WTF TOBY-
HorrorLust?!
Susie IS a shark
It'll be our secret
He FELL Sans
Random crap.
!!500 READS THANKS!!
...SUPER SCARY...
THIS LOOKS LIKE A LONG ONE FOLKS!!
More than one person commented yee!!
Screw happiness am I right-
R.I.P Lancer
Poor Cross and US!Chara
This is just getting out of hand jesus-
C O N F U S I O N -
New Story?? (A/N)
Truce...NAH-
Acceptation and Denial
Refusal
G0D
These goddamn clubs-
Duct tape? Dust tape. DUST MIXTAPE!
F*CKING FLEX TAPE-
Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!
SELL-OUT-TAPE
Error hates life more than before now
!!Hiatus!!
Somebody get a CROSS-
HorrorLust?! PART TWO-
HorrorLust MAY be official...
EEEEEE THANKS FOR 1K
Stand Up Tall
EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-
First Christmas Break...and then...CHRISTMAS!
MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!
WOW THIS IS JUST-
THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL BUT I HAVE AN IDEA----
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (special)
!HAPPY NEW YEARS 2019!
1 C4N D0 4NYTH1NG!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
!Random Puns and Depression!
MY NEW HAIR!
I need y'all to calm down...
Don't you LOVE this?!
Let's just get everyone PISSED! (yay)
Chill Pills, Fangirls, Pranks...and then we have DUST-
Yandere tRASH (Thanks for 100 votes!!)
Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team
Annoy and Apologize; The Cult (No DUST Allowed)
S U F F E R
Howdy Lust
jESUS CRoSS SO MUCH FRIENDSHIPSSS-
one chapter until CHAPTER 69-
CHAPTER 69 REEEEEE
Sorry
WELCOME HOME!!
SHIPPING
!!!WATTPAD CELEBRATION!!!
I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-
iT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE-
I can't think of a creative title??? yet-
Geno Is A Goner
i'LL FORCE AFTERDEATH DOWN UR THROAT-
UNDER-VERSE ANNIVERSARY?!
cANCER-
pLAN B PLAN B- shoot we don't hAVE ONE
Random crap everyone, applaud-
EVERYONE GETS SOME LOVE- *gag*
I've lost my mojo froyo boiz
This Book Is Ending. (bai)

Poor Nightmare...jk no one cares-

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I have thought you'd be smarter than that. How'd that end?

Nightmare: What, trusting my bro? 

Nightmare: oh god...

~FLASHBACK~

Dream: It's okay bro, we'll be together forever! 

Uncorrupted! Nightmare: R-really? Even though...people hate me?

Dream: It's okay brother! I still love you!

Uncorrupted! Nightmare: Ah, okay...if you say so...

~few years later~

Corrupting! Nightmare: U-UGH!! DREAM!! HELP!! I-IT HURTS! *cough* 

Dream: B-brother! 

Mob: RARARARARAARARARARDIERARARRARADIEDIERARARAR

Dream: OH GOD BROTHER NO!

Corrupting! Nightmare: Dr-dream! Please help, it h-*coughs*

Dream: ...*steps back in fear*

Mob: DIE YOU STUPID DARKNESS! YOU DESERVE THIS!

Corrupting! Nightmare: N-no...I don't...b-brother? *looks up at Dream with one eye*

Dream: ...*walks away* 

Corrupting! Nightmare: no...

Corrupted! Nightmare: NO! 

~FLASHBACK END~

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: yeahhh...that didn't end well. 

transformers1293

Nightmare be NICE. Friendly? Ever heard of it?

Nightmare: Well, I've heard of it but uh...

Nightmare: I don't want to. Be nice. 

Nightmare: I REFUSE-

~LATER~

Nightmare: *goes back in the castle* 

Nightmare: Are they still in UnderLust?

Error: yeah...?

Nightmare: Cool. *sits on couch besides Error and Cross* 

Susie: Where were you?

Nightmare: No where. Everywhere. 

Susie: ....

Susie: what the f*ck-

Cross: Hey, Senpai, the Internets down.

Nightmare: I know.

Cross: uh...can you...fix it? 

Nightmare: Hmm...

Nightmare: for you...

Nightmare: *does some weird coding on his phone*

Nightmare: There you go. 

Susie: Can you do that for me? 

Nightmare: NO.

Susie: wh-WHY?!

Nightmare: Cause YOU GUYS were being rude, so this is your punishment. 

Error: What? What did I do?

Nightmare: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 

Error: uh-

Error: NO, THAT'S WHY I F*CKING ASKED!

Nightmare: WHATEVER. 

Nightmare: You guys don't get any Internet until Horror, Dust, and Killer get home. 

Susie: But that's for almost a week!

Nightmare: exactly. 

Error: holy sh*t you CAN'T be serious!! 

Nightmare: I am! Better get used to it, too. 

Cross: Welp! Sucks to be you!

~A few hours later, around nighttime~

Error: I will NOT stand for this.

Susie: Agreed. I can't last that long without internet! 

Error: Say, they're in Nightmare's room right now...

Susie: I know exactly what you're thinking.

Error: *pulls out phone* I might not have Internet, but I still have a camera. 

Susie: HAHA! Let's get 'em! 

Error & Susie: *sneak outside of Nightmare's door and slowly opens it*

Nightmare: Aww~ Who's my cutest marshmallow waifu?

Cross: hehe! I am, you silly Senpai! 

*Unidentifiable noises*

Susie: Heh *stopped recording* Got it!

Error: Great, now tomorrow, let's show him and make him turn on the Internet. 

Susie: wait, why not now? 

Error: Let's...let them have their moment. 

~The next day~

Susie: Hey, Nightmare?

Nightmare: if you think bothering me is going to get the Internet turned on then leave me alone.

Error: Oh, heh, it's not that. 

Error: See, we just happen to have...a video let's say...

Nightmare: *looks over* ...of what?

Susie: Of, I don't know...

Susie: You...

Nightmare: what.

Error: And Cross...

Nightmare: WHAT?!

Error: *shows Nightmare the video*

Error: Did you know I can post this? Without Internet?

Nightmare: N-no! You can't, you're b-bluffing! 

Error: Am I?

Error: Welp, there's only one way to find out...

Susie: I'm sure tons of people will see it...like Dream...

Nightmare: OKAY! OKAY, I'LL TURN ON THE INTERNET! 

Error: AHA! YES!

Nightmare: But, you have to delete the video!

Susie: Eh, sure. *deletes the video as Nightmare turns on the Internet* 

Error: finally, I need to watch some UnderNovela!

Cross: isn't that...an AU?

Error: Yeah, duh?

Cross: Couldn't you have just opened a portal and watched from there? 

Error: I guess, but it doesn't have dramatic cuts and music. 

Cross: ...

Cross: Fair enough. 

Error & Susie: *go back to doing whatever they were before Nightmare showed up*

Susie: *thinking* hehe...Nightmare doesn't know I have a back-up...and I sent it to Error...

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